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Clips from South Park - The Biggest Douche in the Universe (S06E06)

""The Biggest Douche in the Universe""
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"Not sure, looks like a possible code 56!"
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"Kenny... Shut up, Kenny!"
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"You're going to be okay, baby..."
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"And get something for the kid too!"
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"I'm afraid he's..."
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"Well, I suppose we could try a time transplant..."
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"We're going to get you more time."
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"Kenny! Goddamn you, Kenny!"
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"Hello there, children!"
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"Kenny's ashes were in an urn"
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"and Cartman drank it thinking it was chocolate milk mix."
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"Children!"
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"Like we said, we didn't know whether or not we should care."
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"how long have you been channeling Kenny?"
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"Hey, I've seen that guy!"
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"He has a tv show where he brings people on"
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"Let's go there!"
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"Eric needs all the support he can get right now."
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"We're going to New York?"
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"We are happy to show you a feature film during the flight."
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"Oh cool, we get to watch a movie?"
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"a stapler!"
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"Heh-heh!"
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"Okay, audience members, hi."
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"It's all general seating in there,"
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"It's coming from over here..."
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"Does the name Mike mean anything to anybody?"
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"Yes, yes she did!"
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"- The money-- - Uh, over here, please."
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"Kenny!"
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"Kenny says hi."
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"We told you that."
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"Oooh!"
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"She's asking for Kyle, maybe a grandma."
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"Yeah, my grandma... She's here?"
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"Maybe it's a "B" or a "H"..."
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"My Harry died last year!"
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"Oh it's coming from over here!"
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"And that those things involved, stuff?"
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"Aw man!"
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"I can't believe I got fooled by that asshole!"
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"He seemed better on TV?"
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"Yeah, they must edit the shows down on television"
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"to only show him getting mostly right answers!"
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"It must be his time! I think it's running out!"
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"The only people I know who might be able to help Eric are my parents."
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"We'll have to take the next flight to Scotland!"
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"Thanks, asshole."
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"You children get right on that plane now!"
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"So is it coincidence that Grandma did talk to me"
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"about me going to Jewleeard someday?"
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"- I'm not going back. - What?!"
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"Tell my parents I'll call them."
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"Aw crap!"
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"I just need to ask him something real quick."
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"Jesus Christ..."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, John Edward."
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"You did a reading of my best friend and uh, well you kinda messed him up."
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"All I need you to do is just talk to him and tell him"
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"It's a trick you do and I need you"
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"Look, what I do doesn't hurt anybody."
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"Then you're a stupid douche."
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"lock myself in my panic room and call the police."
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"I'm nine years old!"
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"Get outta my house or I'm calling the police!"
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"ya douche!"
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"You shut up, fat ass!"
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"Welcome aboard Scotland Air."
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"Twelve hours? Jesus Christ!"
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"Oh good."
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"Only problem is he's about to become..."
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"I'm a carrot!"
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"what some douchie psychic said."
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"They've used it for hundreds of years to make people believe them."
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"Hey, whoa now, John Edward is for real!"
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"Yeah, my sister told me"
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"Oh yeah, I heard he walked up to a guy on the street"
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"and it was his birthday!"
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"Alright, look I'll show you."
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"Okay, I'm going to pretend that a dead person"
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"is talking to me about you, okay?"
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"Okay, watch, Kyle."
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"It's an older man... someone very close to you."
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"Right, because he's saying "Tell her happy birthday"."
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"Oh my God!"
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"See Kyle, I just started with something really vague."
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"that based on this woman's age, her father is most likely dead."
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"But if her father wasn't dead"
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"My sister and I have been fighting over his inheritance!"
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"That sounds a little too coincidental."
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"This kid can communicate with the dead!"
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"Can you try to reach my grandfather?"
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"- No, wait... - You have to tell me"
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"if my sister is in a good place!"
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"Kid, how would you like your own "Talking to the Dead" show?"
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"Oh my baby, come home!"
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"Lord, I thought you wasn't coming til 9:00!"
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"So nice to have you here, Liane."
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"And is this the children you told us about?"
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"Mm-hmm..."
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"Ain't gonna have no time now to baste it..."
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"Just stay still, Eric, Mom knows what she's doing!"
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"Watch, all I'm gonna do is say a name"
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""They want me to acknowledge Pete or Peter...""
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"Yes! Yes, my Peter!"
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"All I did was pick a random name"
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"That could have meant Peter was in the audience"
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"Now, I can look at this woman and see that she's fairly young"
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"so odds are, her husband was fairly young when he died."
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"Ask Peter if he knows my little Billy!"
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"Okay... Let's back up."
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"Agh... agh..."
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"We're gettin' something, na!"
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"Come on out, na! It's safe!"
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"Ughhhhhh!"
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"The soul's coming out, na!"
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"so we could put Kenny's soul into its body!"
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"We weren't going to ask you where you got it from."
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