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Clips from South Park - The Biggest Douche in the Universe (S06E06)

"Here it comes!"
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"But we think it's because he drank Kenny's soul four weeks ago."
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"it's panicking, na!"
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"Oh well, he's saying that you two used to do things?"
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"Here he is!"
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"Doctor! Did you find out what's wrong with him?"
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"Get me 50 ccs of ketamine stat!"
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"I'm getting Mike-- Definitely an m..."
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"Okay, okay, and she died?"
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"Woaaaaa!"
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"Okay, now I'm getting that Kenny died?"
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"Dude, you were going to see four white birds eventually!"
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"I have to join Jewleeard and make grandma proud!"
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"Hey, uh, I need to talk to Mr. Edward, please."
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"Alright, come on in."
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"It must be from somewhere else in the audience then."
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"Yeah."
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"Get over yourself and tell my friend it's just for fun."
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"I give people closure and help them cope with life."
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"What if I really believe dead people talk to me?"
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"Thank you, thank you."
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"With everything going for him!"
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"Awesome!"
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"That was Kenny laughing, not me!"
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"Wow-aoao-oao!"
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"Amazing!"
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"I couldn't be wrong, see?!"
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"and he pays actors to be plants in the audience!"
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"Oh well, good luck getting Kenny out of you, fatso."
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"You are a liar, you are a fake and you are the biggest douche ever."
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"Just wait here, I'll go fetch him."
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"and I'll give you tree-fiddy!"
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"My grandma isn't floating around judging me and watching what I do."
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"We seek the great John Edward!"
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"Come on, we gotta find him!"
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"who seemed to have it all..."
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"Rob Schneider is..."
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"And his life changed forever!"
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"Aw, now come on now!"
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"Don't nobody blame me."
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"Oh Lord, they didn't bring a victim child."
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"and wait for somebody in the audience to give a response."
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"We need to recognize this stuff for what it is... magic tricks."
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"And finally, Ursala, the giant douche"
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"Is that really what you want?"
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"What the hell are you assholes doing here?"
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"That's Cartman."
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"He needs to be kept here where his time can be monitored!"
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"Then he was a woman!"
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"the particular dead person you want to talk to."
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"Thank you... Thank you..."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, John Edward."
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"how we can get him out please?"
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"and he's in a safe place."
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"and you're not doing it."
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"Hey, wait a minute, dude!"
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"Oh my God!"
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"We don't get to go to Scotland?"
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"- Four white birds! - Huh?"
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"Yes, we all hear voices in our heads."
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"Kyle... Kyle!"
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"Oh for the love of Christ."
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"Does this month, November, hold a special significance?"
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"or Thanksgiving could've been really special for them"
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"Listen very carefully."
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"Yes, it was!"
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"rated PG-13!"
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"I found tons of testimonials on the Internet"
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"to hear what people are talking about before the show"
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"Well come on, the soul is in here,"
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"It's headin' for the kitchen! Oh Thomas, the pot roast!"
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"I'll wrap it up with plastic wrap so you can take it home with you."
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"is much more amazing than this douche."
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"# There's no bigger douche than you #"
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"This hospital isn't gonna do him any good!"
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"- Right na? - Yes, right na."
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"Unfortunately, it's the living room light!"
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"so go ahead, give me your best shot!"
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"Okay, now Harry, he's telling me..."
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"Ohhh! Wow! Ooh!"
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"does that make sense?"
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"Maybe Matt. Mike... Matt... Mary."
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"Mary was my mother!"
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