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Clips from Family Guy - Dial Meg for Murder (S08E08)

"And you're in terrible shape."
Family Guy
"You know, that's the difference between you and me, lois."
Family Guy
"You go and hide in the kitchen."
Family Guy
"I fling the door wide open and I say,"
Family Guy
"And if that don't convince you, look at this."
Family Guy
"In this week's tv guide, it says,"
Family Guy
""peter gets more than he bargained for"
Family Guy
"Well, it's in the guide."
Family Guy
"Can we start calling tv guide, "the guide"?"
Family Guy
"You know what? I'm not even asking anymore."
Family Guy
"That's what we're doing."
Family Guy
"I got more cowboy blood in me than billy the kid."
Family Guy
"¶ about when billy the kid came to town. ¶"
Family Guy
"Hyah!"
Family Guy
"All right, meg, this is only gonna hurt"
Family Guy
"For about three weeks."
Family Guy
"(groans)"
Family Guy
"Ho der, ho der, ho der! Ho der, ho der!"
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"(softly) ho der, ho der, ho der."
Family Guy
"Ho der."
Family Guy
"All right. I am ready for the rodeo."
Family Guy
"Mom, when's it dad's turn?"
Family Guy
"But I think we should all pray for your father"
Family Guy
"Those horses stink."
Family Guy
"And it's too hot in here."
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"I fell asleep in the car, so now I'm cranky."
Family Guy
"Boy, you can say that again."
Family Guy
"Nothing like a bunch of adult men teasing animals for fun."
Family Guy
"Is 'cause my idiot friend is in the rodeo."
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"One of the competitors"
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"Apparently she got on the bull to miscarry,"
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"Announcer (over speaker): Ladies and gentlemen, give an indifferent east coast welcome"
Family Guy
"To the newest bullrider, peter the kid!"
Family Guy
"I'm a breeding bull."
Family Guy
"We gonna have a party."
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"No! No!"
Family Guy
"(screaming)"
Family Guy
"So, what magazine do you write for?"
Family Guy
"I'm the editor for teen people."
Family Guy
"Editor?"
Family Guy
"I-I wrote for the new yorker for a little while."
Family Guy
"Wow, that's impressive."
Family Guy
"Are you looking for work?"
Family Guy
"Oh, no. No, no, no."
Family Guy
"I... W-w-what are you..."
Family Guy
"On the everyday activities"
Family Guy
"Of the average american teenage girl."
Family Guy
"They haven't turned into bitches yet."
Family Guy
"Oh, it's true."
Family Guy
"What happened to all of us?"
Family Guy
"Maybe you call a few days in advance"
Family Guy
"Maybe you bring a blazer,"
Family Guy
"So we can go to a wider range of restaurants."
Family Guy
"Most children build a sand castle."
Family Guy
"But I'm building a sand retreat for singles in their 30s."
Family Guy
"I work in corporate finance."
Family Guy
"(high voice): Hi, I'm a french canadian girl"
Family Guy
"Down here on my vacation."
Family Guy
"It's a big deal for me to be down here on my own."
Family Guy
"I like the swimming pool with a bar in it"
Family Guy
"'cause you can sit on a barstool and you're in the water."
Family Guy
"(deep voice): I like how all the food and drink is included"
Family Guy
"(high voice): Yeah, that way you don't have"
Family Guy
"To bring your cash down from the room."
Family Guy
"(deep voice): Okay, I was just looking for a friend of mine,"
Family Guy
"So maybe I'll see you later."
Family Guy
"(high voice): Good for you, janine."
Family Guy
"Well, be careful you don't fall off that ladder."
Family Guy
"Not all dogs go to heaven."
Family Guy
"So, says here you were involved"
Family Guy
"Well, that's what they get for supporting israel."
Family Guy
"Hyuck, yuck, yuck. Gawsh."
Family Guy
"Okay, into the eternal pit of fire you go."
Family Guy
"You know, brian, just because you're writing a profile"
Family Guy
"On teenage girls, it doesn't mean you have"
Family Guy
"To be a creepy stalker and follow meg around all day."
Family Guy
"It's called research, stewie."
Family Guy
"I'm just being thorough."
Family Guy
"What is that, brian?"
Family Guy
"It's a prison, stewie."
Family Guy
"One would think they could just say that."
Family Guy
"Hi, luke."
Family Guy
"Meg's dating a convict!"
Family Guy
"Oh looks like consuela's son is in prison."
Family Guy
"Si, mama."
Family Guy
"I know. I'm sorry, luke."
Family Guy
"It's just so hard to get over here"
Family Guy
"Have you gotten all the letters and hair that I've sent?"
Family Guy
"It's the only thing"
Family Guy
"How'd your parole hearing go?"
Family Guy
"Not good."
Family Guy
"Looks like I'm gonna be in here another three years."
Family Guy
"Oh, I don't expect you to wait for me, meg."
Family Guy
"No, I will, luke."
Family Guy
"If it takes ten years or 20 years,"
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"I will be here when you get out."
Family Guy
"Meg's involved with a convict!"
Family Guy
"Wow, meg's like one of those crazy chicks"
Family Guy
"Who hooks up with an even crazier guy."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, meg. I had to tell them!"
Family Guy
"He did exactly the right thing by coming to us."
Family Guy
"Don't you know what kind of fire"
Family Guy
"You're playing with, dating a prisoner?"
Family Guy
"Hold on, lois. This is some serious parenting."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna go put on my cosby sweater."
Family Guy
"Luke and I really connect, very deeply!"
Family Guy
"He's all alone in there, and I'm all alone out here."
Family Guy
"In a way, we're both in prison."
Family Guy
"He's in prison for a reason."
Family Guy
"He broke the law!"
Family Guy
"To pay for medication for his mom."
Family Guy
"It's not a sob story! It's true!"
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"I can't find the sweater."
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"We had a pen pal project at school,"
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"And when it was over,"
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"But, mom, I love him!"
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"It stops now, meg!"
Family Guy
"Your mother's right, meg. You got to be careful"
Family Guy
"Who you get involved with romantically."
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"(cell phone rings)"
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