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Clips from Family Guy - Dial Meg for Murder (S08E08)

"Hello?"
Family Guy
"I'm in the mood for some coitus."
Family Guy
"Get over here."
Family Guy
"I can't. I'm with my family."
Family Guy
"Luke!"
Family Guy
"I escaped, meg."
Family Guy
"I escaped 'cause I just couldn't bear"
Family Guy
"Another second away from you."
Family Guy
"I filed down a toothbrush to a fine point"
Family Guy
"Oh. I'm still getting used to your sense of humor."
Family Guy
"And I slipped over the fence."
Family Guy
"(laughs) whatever."
Family Guy
"Can I talk to you for a second?"
Family Guy
"(rustling, door closing)"
Family Guy
"Meg: Uh, yeah, come on in."
Family Guy
"Listen, uh, I feel like I should explain myself"
Family Guy
"You just, you gotta realize"
Family Guy
"I was only thinking about your safety and..."
Family Guy
"(growls)"
Family Guy
"Luke! What the... ? They let you out of jail?!"
Family Guy
"Not exactly."
Family Guy
"He broke out to see me, brian. We're in love."
Family Guy
"Meg, are you crazy?!"
Family Guy
"You can't harbor a fugitive. That's a felony."
Family Guy
"Are you gonna tell on me again?"
Family Guy
"Well, I, I..."
Family Guy
"Brian, will you call me on my mickey mouse phone?"
Family Guy
"Wait a second."
Family Guy
"Think, peter, think."
Family Guy
"Sunday, Sunday... Here it is."
Family Guy
""and meg dates a prison escapee"!"
Family Guy
"First of all, when I was over at your house the other day,"
Family Guy
"You and bonnie did with your living room furniture."
Family Guy
"Second of all, come outside!"
Family Guy
"No, mr. Swanson, you can't take him!"
Family Guy
"He's going back to jail."
Family Guy
"You're under arrest for harboring an escaped convict."
Family Guy
"Oh, well, that's only fair because after all,"
Family Guy
"I did hide him from the..."
Family Guy
"Did you also get caught trying to vote in ohio?"
Family Guy
"Already? It seems like just yesterday we rented her room"
Family Guy
"To that fly that wants to leave, but can't figure it out."
Family Guy
"Peter: Right there."
Family Guy
"Okay, I can hear you. Volume's not a problem."
Family Guy
"I'm just not quite seeing what you're referring to."
Family Guy
"Up here maybe? No, to your left!"
Family Guy
"No, that's not it. That's just more wall."
Family Guy
"How many eyes do you have, huh?!"
Family Guy
"Whatever it is you're driving at,"
Family Guy
"I'm just apparently not getting it..."
Family Guy
"You're right there!"
Family Guy
"...So I'm just gonna go back upstairs."
Family Guy
"She's probably a little fragile after being in there so long,"
Family Guy
"I'm home. You're all my bitches now."
Family Guy
"Okay."
Family Guy
"Meg! You look so different."
Family Guy
"First question:"
Family Guy
"Well, I don't like to toot my own horn,"
Family Guy
"But I believe I hold the distinction... (grunts)"
Family Guy
"My house now, bitch!"
Family Guy
"I know my way around a joke."
Family Guy
"(gasping, grunting)"
Family Guy
"Like the stock photos on a corporate website."
Family Guy
"I'm a woman in a lab coat wearing goggles,"
Family Guy
"Staring intently at a beaker that I'm holding near my face."
Family Guy
"I'm a latino in a hardhat,"
Family Guy
"But I'm also wearing a tie so you know I'm a supervisor."
Family Guy
"We're college students listening to our professor,"
Family Guy
"But the class is taking place outside?!"
Family Guy
"Hey."
Family Guy
"Shower time. Yeah, for me."
Family Guy
"(peter screams)"
Family Guy
"I shoulda been worried the whole time!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my god, what is that smell?"
Family Guy
"It's my poop bucket."
Family Guy
"That's disgusting!"
Family Guy
"No, you use the toilet here like everyone else!"
Family Guy
"No. Ugh!"
Family Guy
"God, it smells horrible!"
Family Guy
"I like to fill it up."
Family Guy
"I'm not making a million trips."
Family Guy
"I might need some right now."
Family Guy
"Your call, warden."
Family Guy
"Hey, who's the new dude?"
Family Guy
"She just got out of prison!"
Family Guy
"Hey, meg, what'd they put you in jail for,"
Family Guy
"Hey, meg, what happened?"
Family Guy
"Did you get your butt hair braided, too,"
Family Guy
"While you were in there? (all laugh)"
Family Guy
"And then not wash with it? Ha-ha! P.U."
Family Guy
"(all laugh)"
Family Guy
"Hey, meg, are you gonna take those soda cans"
Family Guy
"To the shawskank redemption center?"
Family Guy
"She cracked three kids' skulls open!"
Family Guy
"Ever since she's gotten out of prison,"
Family Guy
"Don't you see?"
Family Guy
"That's what the penal system does in this country."
Family Guy
"It turns small-time offenders into hardened criminals."
Family Guy
"Look at meg. They took an innocent little girl"
Family Guy
"And turned her into a psychotic, sociopathic freak."
Family Guy
"(all gasp)"
Family Guy
"What'd you say, brian?"
Family Guy
"Oh, I-I was just picking up on something lois said."
Family Guy
"What-what was it? What'd you say, lois?"
Family Guy
"Something about meg being a freak?"
Family Guy
"Oh, no, I didn't say anything."
Family Guy
"Which I completely disagree with."
Family Guy
"Stewie was really laying into meg about something."
Family Guy
"Yeah, it was stewie."
Family Guy
"Definitely stewie."
Family Guy
"Look, meg, we're just worried about you."
Family Guy
"I'll be outta here by the end of the week."
Family Guy
"Punch yourself in the face."
Family Guy
"(whimpers)"
Family Guy
"(whimpering)"
Family Guy
"I did good, meg?"
Family Guy
"Shut up."
Family Guy
"I did good. I did good."
Family Guy
"So I can get out of this town."
Family Guy
"Really? Where are you gonna go?"
Family Guy
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