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Clips from Family Guy - Dial Meg for Murder (S08E08)

"¶ it seems today that all you see ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ is violence in movies and sex on tv ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ lucky there's a family guy ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶"
Family Guy
"Drunk billy will be missed."
Family Guy
"Coming to the civic center this Friday."
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"And for those of you who are handy with a horse,"
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"Entry spots are still open."
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"Too late, brian."
Family Guy
"You don't know anything about horses,"
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"When life comes knocking at the door,"
Family Guy
""peter griffin here. What do you got?""
Family Guy
"Hey, can we make that a thing?"
Family Guy
"Who says I couldn't be a rodeo star?"
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"(screams)"
Family Guy
"All right, lois. Go ahead. Say it."
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"Ho der, ho der, ho der, ho der!"
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"Ho der, ho der, ho der."
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"This is a disgusting display."
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"It's amazing that this is still legal."
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"The only reason I'm here"
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"Is a 13-year-old female riding prodigy."
Family Guy
"(screams)"
Family Guy
"You know what I am back at the ranch?"
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"You gonna find out. (gasps)"
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"(sobbing)"
Family Guy
"Well, gosh, you know, I'm something of a writer myself."
Family Guy
"I-I never have to look too far for that."
Family Guy
"It's all ahead of them, you know?"
Family Guy
"I got a house on the cape. Maybe you come visit."
Family Guy
"(feebly): Maybe."
Family Guy
"Okay."
Family Guy
"You see this, rupert?"
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"In the price of the ticket."
Family Guy
"You promised yourself you'd talk to somebody and you did it."
Family Guy
"(normal voice): Brian, what are you doing up there?"
Family Guy
"Shh. I'm writing an article"
Family Guy
"On teenage girls for a magazine."
Family Guy
"In the plotting of September 11?"
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"Where the hell is she going?"
Family Guy
"Hi, meg."
Family Guy
"(both gasp)"
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"Oh, my god."
Family Guy
"I see you soon, rodrigo."
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"Without anybody finding out."
Family Guy
"That's getting me by, meg. Thank you."
Family Guy
"Oh, my god!"
Family Guy
"Brian, you bastard!"
Family Guy
"Well, meg, there's a big difference there."
Family Guy
"He robbed a convenience store"
Family Guy
"How the hell did you even meet him?!"
Family Guy
"Luke and I just kind of kept writing to each other."
Family Guy
"Who can solve it, I'll be right there."
Family Guy
"(gasps)"
Family Guy
"What are you doing here?!"
Family Guy
"My god, how did you get out?"
Family Guy
"And stabbed the guard with the most kids."
Family Guy
"What?! I'm just kidding."
Family Guy
"Actually, there was a riot in the prison yard,"
Family Guy
"Well, well, quick, get in here before somebody sees you!"
Family Guy
"(laughing)"
Family Guy
"Now I know that was a joke!"
Family Guy
"Hey, meg?"
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"A little bit here."
Family Guy
"Are you gonna do it?"
Family Guy
"Wait. Hang on."
Family Guy
"When he joins the rodeo." boy, did I."
Family Guy
"Oh, no! Luke, run!"
Family Guy
"There's an escaped convict running across the street!"
Family Guy
"Uh, hi."
Family Guy
"(buzzing)"
Family Guy
"Fly: Okay, now where now?"
Family Guy
"It's right there! It's right in front of you!"
Family Guy
"Just go! Oh, my god!"
Family Guy
"I think we should all go together to pick meg up."
Family Guy
"Who's the biggest, toughest guy in this house?"
Family Guy
"Now who's the funniest?"
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"For god's sake, dad,"
Family Guy
"Have some humility! It'll save your life!"
Family Guy
"There better be beer in the fridge."
Family Guy
"(water running)"
Family Guy
"Not-not for... What are you doing with that loofah?"
Family Guy
"You told me not to worry about it!"
Family Guy
"What the hell?!"
Family Guy
"I'm used to going to the bathroom in my room."
Family Guy
"Well, can you at least empty it each time you use it?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my god, that's meg griffin!"
Family Guy
"Did you get out early for fat behavior?"
Family Guy
"What'd you do, carve a gun out of soap"
Family Guy
"Uh, peter said something about meg,"
Family Guy
"Oh, so now everyone understands me."
Family Guy
"Well, don't. I can take care of myself."
Family Guy
"Punch yourself in the face!"
Family Guy
"All right, he doesn't know what he's doing."
Family Guy
"Uh, any particular direction?"
Family Guy
"I don't know. Somewhere far away."
Family Guy
"What kind of birdhouse can you build with popsicles,"
Family Guy
"For the leukemia kids."
Family Guy
"Look, don't do this. This isn't you, meg."
Family Guy
"I don't need him. I don't need anyone!"
Family Guy
"Mort: This isn't a library, you know."
Family Guy
""and in the face of every adolescent challenge,"
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""and maintains an uncommon resilience"
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"She is far sweeter and kinder than that.""
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"Oh, my god, I-I can't believe I did this."
Family Guy
"I was just so tired of being everyone's whipping girl"
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"Give me the gun, meg."
Family Guy
"Well, at least I didn't get robbed."
Family Guy
"I met wesley snipes. Is that right?"
Family Guy
"He was inmate 57?"
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"¶ but where are those good ol d-fashioned values ¶"
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"¶ he's... A... Fam... Ily... Guy! ¶"
Family Guy
"We now go live to drunk billy in the channel 5 newscopter."
Family Guy
"This just in."
Family Guy
"In anticipation of this event,"
Family Guy
"Featuring some of billy's work for channel 5 news."
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"But what you shouldn't miss is the quahog rodeo,"
Family Guy
"Tickets are on sale now."
Family Guy
"Peter, you're gonna enter the rodeo?"
Family Guy
"That's stupid."
Family Guy
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