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Clips from NewsRadio - President (S03E03)

"while fighting for our country because you're just too modest?"
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"Hello?"
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"Could you tell us more about that wonderful dog?"
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"I have a real question."
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"Uh, Lisa Miller, WNYX."
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"Yeah, I know you. Hi, Lisa!"
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"Have you ever smoked marijuana?"
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"No. No, I have not."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Because--"
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"But I did eat some marijuana brownies"
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"at a, you know-- An office party once."
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"and maybe, just maybe..."
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"we both need a little work."
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"Thank you very much."
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"LISA: Lisa Miller. JIMMY: Yeah?"
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"It's not in your official bio,"
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"and during, the Watergate affair."
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"Could you tell me--"
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"Deep Throat, the guy that got the crooked president"
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"kicked out of office. That was me."
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"You were not Deep Throat."
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"Well, then, I challenge the real Deep Throat to come forward."
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"what if the real Deep Throat is not here?"
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"Yes he is. Boom. Next question."
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"I thought pothead co-conspirator would be enough."
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"Excuse me."
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"It's time for a little more slow-pitch softball."
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"Excuse me, Mr. James, uh..."
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"A woman of great courage."
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"A paradigm of intelligence, fortitude and..."
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"feminine grace."
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"JIMMY: And I'll tell you the truth."
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"I-I have not found that woman yet."
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"Well, then-- Well, then, ask him."
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"I can't. It's too humiliating."
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"I can't. No. JIMMY: Yeah, Lisa Miller."
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"JIMMY: You have a question, Lisa?"
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"[SIGHS]"
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"LISA: With all due respect, sir..."
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"are you running for president just to meet women?"
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"I guess I underestimated Lisa Miller of WNYX."
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"I suppose it was less of a bid for the presidency than..."
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"I apologize, America."
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"And I hereby withdraw."
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"But..."
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"That's 1-800-J-JAMES."
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"Won't you please pick up the phone?"
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"That's 1-800-J-JAMES."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Fifteen million."
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"That's 7.5 million women."
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"[PHONES RINGING]"
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""Billionaire bachelor candidate brought down by own reporter.""
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"It looks like you got everything you wanted, sir."
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"Well, you-- You were only in the race for seven minutes."
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"Hey, way to go, Scoop!"
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"Really put NYX on the map, didn't we?"
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"I-- I do feel a little bit manipulated."
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"Well, that's what Woodward and Bernstein used to say."
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"Yeah."
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"You know what?"
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"Okay? S-E-X-E."
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"Whatever. I'm not. MATTHEW: Oh, no."
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"that this stirs up in your most secretive places."
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"Matthew, it's disgusting."
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"Oh, I think I know a few women who might just disagree."
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"Name one."
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"Uh...Jill."
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"She's from Canada, and..."
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"I'll tell you what. Uh...I'll kiss one of you,"
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"and if you really do find it disgusting,"
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"I'll shave it off right now."
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"How about that?"
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"No way."
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"Babe, you got what it takes?"
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"Oh, I don't have anything"
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"that even remotely resembles what it takes."
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"How about it? [SNICKERS]"
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"You know what?"
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"Why don't I just spit on you from here."
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"Oh, for crying out loud,"
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"Aren't you Al Roker?"
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"No. I get that all the time. I'm just a sound technician."
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"How was your vacation?"
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"So how was your vacation? What'd you do?"
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"I think there's been an accident."
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"Just-- Just turn around very slowly."
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"[SCREAMS]"
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"[♪]"
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"Would you mind helping me out with this? I--"
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"I'm sorry, sir. It's my job."
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"Beth-- Ow! [HUMMING "HAIL TO THE CHIEF"]"
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"Okay. Thanks, Joe."
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"No. I mean, what could he possibly be thinking?"
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"Did you lose a bet, sir?"
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"and I'd like each person to tell how Matthew's moustache"
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"Maybe. I didn't think so."
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"I-- I think I can win this thing."
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"I just think you should slow down."
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"So, what do you think, Dave?"
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"what took you guys so long?"
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"I am expecting them-- Nay, ordering them."
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"a tireless supporter of numerous charities."
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"Excuse me, uh, a follow-up, if I may."
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"Yes, Bill. Uh, do you have a dog?"
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"By mistake. I'm not gonna-- I'm not gonna lie about it."
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"I'm not perfect."
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"but my sources tell me you were a lobbyist in Washington,"
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"with close ties to the Nixon White House prior to,"
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"[CROWD GASPS AND MUMBLES]"
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"JIMMY: You remember?"
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"Yes, Bill?"
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"BOTH: Who?"
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"MATTHEW: But you know what?"
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"[♪]"
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"drug abuse has become a very serious problem recently."
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"about the government cover-up of alien bodies at Area 52.""
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"What?"
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