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Clips from NewsRadio - President (S03E03)

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"Welcome back, Dave. Oh, thank you, Beth."
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"Oh, it was great. Oh, thanks. Let me get that for you."
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"In Wisconsin."
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"Mm, did you miss me? Well, it was only a week."
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"Hey, what's up? Ah, Joe. Hi."
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"Uh, Wisconsin was great."
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"You know, I got to see my folks, uh, visit a few museums."
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"Look, we don't want this to be the cause"
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"we've been talking about... Yeah, I hear that."
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"Hey, Dave."
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"Yeah, I think you missed Dance Fever by about 15 years."
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"Laugh it up."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"It's a chick magnet. Really?"
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"Got to visit a few mu-- I can't pretend that's not there."
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"Dave, if you were a chick, you wouldn't be giggling."
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"Why? What's up?"
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"and you have to talk to him."
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"Oh, what kind of tr-- Another crazy wife search?"
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"Oh, what? He finally found a wife, but you don't like her?"
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"Did something important happen involving you while I was away?"
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"You didn't put my mother's name"
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"Okay, that's enough."
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"Yes."
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"Why not?"
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"Lisa, can...?"
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"Okay, but, um, Mr. James..."
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"Okay. All right. That's fine."
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"It's like... It's like a skeleton convention in there,"
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"but you are not gonna find anything out about 'em."
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"And no one, not even you,"
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"It is impossible."
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"Well, I'd just like to see what I'm getting,"
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"Yeah, that-- That's a real spitfire you got there, Dave."
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"Beth? Yeah?"
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"I figure if I play my cards right,"
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"Mr. James will make me secretary of transportation."
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"Well, why transportation?"
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"Dave, because!"
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"When you're secretary of transportation,"
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"Dave, don't make me take your driver's license away, okay?"
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"How 'bout "Jimmy James: no more lies..."
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"I like it."
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"Area 51 is just a decoy."
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"I'm still unclear on your platform."
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"Let me ask you guys a question."
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"Unemployment."
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"Government cover-up of alien bodies."
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"You know what's really, really wrong with this country?"
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"Well, you know, every-- Everyone's down on America,"
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"What's the story with your face, son?"
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"Yeah."
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"Let me-- Let me show you something."
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"Are, uh-- Are you ready?"
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"Hey, who's that?"
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"damn near throw up."
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"No, I agree. He has to have an ulterior motive."
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"Insanity."
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"Do you think he needs help?"
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"This is going to be the biggest story of the year,"
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"and I'm gonna be right there on the inside."
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"who got the inside scoop and wrote the book about it."
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"licking birdseed out of your palm."
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"That's right, baby."
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""Can" win?"
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"He could hire Steve Forbes as his cleaning lady."
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"So dig anything up yet?"
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"Last time I made a bet with a rich friend--"
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"Sir, can't you just go back to the wife search?"
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"I mean, that was a perfectly good eccentricity."
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"Quick slogan idea. Yep?"
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"even by the tobacco companies.""
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"Tell you what, how 'bout for a campaign theme song,"
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"Yeah, "Life's Been Good to Me." Joe Walsh, 1978. I'm on it."
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"That's my girl."
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"Light the fuse and run away, huh, Dave?"
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"Excuse me, Jimmy. Yeah?"
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"This is a very difficult time,"
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"It's just a moustache."
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"Okay, this is silly."
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"Matthew, I'm black."
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"I know."
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"Now, I can't change the way I look,"
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"by making yourself look like Freddie Mercury, circa 1980?"
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"[SIGHS] Oh..."
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"Imagine you're--"
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"Tell you what, I got a couple of seconds."
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"Sir? Mm-hm?"
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"Maybe."
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"and become known as that crazy old man children taunt"
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"It's just a moustache."
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"JIMMY: Yeah, thanks."
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"Matthew was carrying it around."
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"It's the, uh, "he might just be a redneck" vibe"
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"Yeah, uh, you wanna lower the head?"
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"Well..."
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"We ran into Ted Koppel,"
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"Bill, that wasn't Ted Koppel."
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"well, you just can't shut him up."
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"That Ted."
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"Imagine me, working for the crazy man"
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"Finally."
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"I have enough dirt on Jimmy"
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"to make Chappaquiddick look like a ride at Disneyland."
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"it is my duty as a journalist, to make him my bitch."
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"Hey, don't talk about my crazy man that way."
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"Whatever you've got, let's just hold off unless it's necessary."
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"Hey..."
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"I love it!"
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"Actually, this is the kind of thing"
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"[BAND PLAYING JOE WALSH'S "LIFE'S BEEN GOOD"]"
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"[MUSIC STOPS] Thank you."
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"[CLEARS THROAT] Thank you."
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"I am running for president."
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"ALL: Mr. James. Yeah?"
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"you own a lot of media outlets, such as New York's WNYX."
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"Next question."
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"Bill McNeal, WNYX."
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"Uh, Mr. James, you're a veteran of the armed forces,"
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