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Clips from NewsRadio - President (S03E03)

"You know, every man has a right to sex himself up"
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"however he sees fit, but you-- You..."
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"Thank you."
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"No. No, Matt-- I tell-- M-Matthew, tell you what."
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"I'm ready. No, no! Are-- Are you ready?"
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"Oh, yeah, I'm ready. No, I don't think you're ready."
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"Oh, God. Yeah."
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"That's right. That is me with a moustache."
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"[CHUCKLING] Oh..."
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"Yeah, well, I carry this around with me,"
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"and if I get the urge to make myself over,"
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"I want you to think about that."
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"LISA: I just don't understand"
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"what Jimmy is doing."
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"BILL: Eating a sandwich."
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"Probably, "Mmm, good sandwich.""
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"The man's going nuts, and we've got front-row seats."
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"Like that guy who was friends with the Kennedys,"
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"I think that was actually 70 or 80 guys."
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"Oh."
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"I just had this vision of Diane Sawyer"
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"Eat it up. Eat it all up."
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"He's going to win."
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"He's got a billion dollars."
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"Right, and Christmas isn't just about presents."
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"Come help me talk to him."
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"Huh?"
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"The loser has to run for president, ha-ha."
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"[CHUCKLING] Oh, yeah."
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"the Chicago mercantile exchange at noon."
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"Ouch."
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"What do you mean "ouch"? I was the winner on that one."
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""Jimmy James is so rich, he can't be bribed,"
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"I like it. It's a little wordy, but I like it."
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"that song: "My Maserati does 185"?"
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"Sir, is-- Is there any way I can talk you out of this?"
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"No. Well, some reporter digging up a good scandal"
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"Hm-hm. Don't be so sure, sir."
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"Oh, brave talk. Brave talk, but come on."
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"It's been a long time since I opened up the newspaper,"
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"read about Lisa Miller of WNYX breaking a news story."
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"Oh, yeah, well, uh... A-ha-ha. Huh."
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"You baffle me, sir."
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"Could I borrow Dave for a moment?"
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"Mm-hm."
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"and we need all the support we can get."
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"I just can't sit here and watch you do this to yourself."
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"Matthew, at this point, we'd like you to just listen."
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"We're going to go around the room,"
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"has affected them."
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"Dave."
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"No, I don't."
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"And being a black woman in this country"
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"has made things a bit harder for me."
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"nor would I want to."
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"But you. You're young, you're white, you're male."
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"Now, honey, why do you wanna flush all that down the toilet"
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"Only you can decide to make the right decision."
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"Bill, what are you doing? JOE: Dude!"
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"CATHERINE: What's wrong with you?!"
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"Matthew, let's try a visualization exercise."
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"I'd like you to close your eyes."
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"Lisa! Hold on."
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"Been indicted for insider trading? Nope."
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"Are you a tax cheat? Huh-uh."
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"Philanderer? I wish."
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"All right-- Interview's over."
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"you'd make a bad president, right?"
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"Oh, come on, Dave. What am I gonna do?"
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"Run for prime minister of Cambodia, work my way up?"
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"Or maybe you'll just make an ass of yourself"
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"in front of the entire nation,"
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"lose all your money and your credibility"
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"by shouting, "How's it going, Mr. President?""
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"I don't see Bob Dole complaining about it."
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"No. No."
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"No, David, if-- If nattering nabobs like you had their way,"
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"nobody would run naked through the Chicago mercantile exchange."
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"[♪]"
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"Very impressive, sir."
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"I just wish Beth had blown up a more recent photo of me."
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"I saw it and thought you were going for a Teddy Roosevelt look."
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"No, no, the, uh, Teddy Roosevelt look I like."
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"so my shameful tickler isn't quite so prominent?"
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"so I took the opportunity to wet his beak a little."
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"It was just some audio technician with a funny haircut."
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"Once you get old Ted talkin',"
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"Really? What'd he have to say?"
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""I'm not Ted Koppel,"
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"and you're standing on my cable.""
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"Way to go, crazy man!"
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"DAVE: Dig anything up?"
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"Let's not go overboard, all right?"
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"Let's try to remember that at heart,"
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"Mr. James is a decent person."
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"Well, they're all decent persons, Dave."
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"But once a man throws his hat into the ring,"
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"How'll I know it's necessary? I'll tell you."
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"What if I don't wait for you to tell me?"
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"marred by actions of disgruntled other crazy man.""
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"I can't believe all the stations are going live with this."
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"Dude, just shave it off."
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"I'm gonna make a short statement."
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"Then I'll take your questions."
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"[CLEARS THROAT]"
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"That was the short statement. Any questions?"
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"Uh, Mr. James,"
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"special treatment from the press?"
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"In fact, I'm, uh-- I'm holding my reporters"
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"to the highest standard."
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"--to give me more hell than all of you combined, you know?"
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"[LAUGHING] Okay."
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"JIMMY: Yes, Bill."
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"an accomplished businessman,"
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"aren't you perhaps overqualified"
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"for the position of president of the United States?"
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"Sounds like a real champ."
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"Excuse me, Mr. James."
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"JIMMY: Yes? Bill McNeal again."
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"Is it true that you don't wear the medals you won"
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