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Clips from NewsRadio - Arcade (S03E03)

of the Budget Cutter of the Month award.

"of the Budget Cutter of the Month award."

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Just-- Just pretend to be into this, all right?

"Just-- Just pretend to be into this, all right?"

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Matthew, that-- That was my phone bill.

"Matthew, that-- That was my phone bill."

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I was kind of using that as a make-believe prop.

"I was kind of using that as a make-believe prop."

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Well, not exactly in the spirit of the award,

"Well, not exactly in the spirit of the award,"

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"Get rid of the old sandwich vending machine in the lobby,

""Get rid of the old sandwich vending machine in the lobby,"

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which costs us an arm and a leg to rent and no one uses."

"which costs us an arm and a leg to rent and no one uses.""

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of paper clips? No one really uses them.

"of paper clips? No one really uses them."

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the sandwiches in it like once every leap year.

"the sandwiches in it like once every leap year."

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old leathery specimens? [GAGS]

"old leathery specimens? [GAGS]"

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Best sandwiches in the city.

"Best sandwiches in the city."

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They're an acquired taste.

"They're an acquired taste."

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In the olden days, a country squire would age his pheasants

"In the olden days, a country squire would age his pheasants"

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Uh, no, it looks like you beat the rush.

"Uh, no, it looks like you beat the rush."

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It's all part of the process.

"It's all part of the process."

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Zip, zip, zip. Zap, zap, zzz--

"Zip, zip, zip. Zap, zap, zzz--"

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Shh! Za, zu, zzzzz...

"Shh! Za, zu, zzzzz..."

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Answer: "They fell in love."

"Answer: "They fell in love.""

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Duh. Thank you.

"Duh. Thank you."

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How did you do that?

"How did you do that?"

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When you rearrange them, they spell--

"When you rearrange them, they spell--"

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Yeah. No, I know how to play.

"Yeah. No, I know how to play."

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You are good at that though, Beth.

"You are good at that though, Beth."

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I know. Hey, but can you do this?

"I know. Hey, but can you do this?"

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Can you do this?

"Can you do this?"

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Oh, yeah?

"Oh, yeah?"

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"Junior." Oh, another one.

""Junior." Oh, another one."

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...batter."

"...batter.""

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Dave.

"Dave."

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It's finally happening. W-what?

"It's finally happening. W-what?"

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You know what, this kind of reminds me of the time

"You know what, this kind of reminds me of the time"

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Look, I can't even listen to NPR anymore.

"Look, I can't even listen to NPR anymore."

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My mind starts wandering.

"My mind starts wandering."

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Isn't that what's supposed to happen when you listen to NPR?

"Isn't that what's supposed to happen when you listen to NPR?"

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Well, there's only one thing to be done.

"Well, there's only one thing to be done."

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Dave, I don't watch Star Trek.

"Dave, I don't watch Star Trek."

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Anyway, this is for those guys

"Anyway, this is for those guys"

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Algernon. Come on.

"Algernon. Come on."

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The super-intelligent mouse from

"The super-intelligent mouse from"

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Right, written by Daniel Keyes. Inspired the 1968 film Charly,

"Right, written by Daniel Keyes. Inspired the 1968 film Charly,"

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All right, my good man,

"All right, my good man,"

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Please ignore him.

"Please ignore him."

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Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

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I'll take that.

"I'll take that."

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Hand it over. Gently.

"Hand it over. Gently."

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No, no, no. Uh, no, absolutely not.

"No, no, no. Uh, no, absolutely not."

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First of all, it is not pinball machine.

"First of all, it is not pinball machine."

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Anyway, I think the idea is to kill off

"Anyway, I think the idea is to kill off"

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Hang on.

"Hang on."

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who spent every day at the arcade,

"who spent every day at the arcade,"

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Look, just get it out of here.

"Look, just get it out of here."

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we meet again.

"we meet again."

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You know what,

"You know what,"

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they've actually changed the IQ test.

"they've actually changed the IQ test."

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Yeah, I can only find two.

"Yeah, I can only find two."

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Got that.

"Got that."

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Cowboy's boots are bigger.

"Cowboy's boots are bigger."

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Balloons are missin'.

"Balloons are missin'."

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Balloons hadn't been invented yet back in cowboy times.

"Balloons hadn't been invented yet back in cowboy times."

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[CRUNCH]

"[CRUNCH]"

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Of course, now I'll have to ration these...

"Of course, now I'll have to ration these..."

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Other worlds.

"Other worlds."

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And besides, nobody-- Nobody's playing it.

"And besides, nobody-- Nobody's playing it."

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I-- I took away the extension cord.

"I-- I took away the extension cord."

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it will consume your every waking moment.

"it will consume your every waking moment."

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It will it will haunt you in your sleep.

"It will it will haunt you in your sleep."

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Yeah, um...

"Yeah, um..."

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Yes, save the humanoids. Yeah?

"Yes, save the humanoids. Yeah?"

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of your real-life family. That way, you'll make sure

"of your real-life family. That way, you'll make sure"

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Save the humanoids?

"Save the humanoids?"

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I'll try to check that out.

"I'll try to check that out."

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I just wanted to thank you. Oh, for what?

"I just wanted to thank you. Oh, for what?"

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I'm trying out for the Drama Club.

"I'm trying out for the Drama Club."

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I'm not kidding. Mm-hm.

"I'm not kidding. Mm-hm."

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There's an SAT prep course having a sample test tomorrow,

"There's an SAT prep course having a sample test tomorrow,"

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might say. Uh, look...

"might say. Uh, look..."

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So I have some work to do.

"So I have some work to do."

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I would appreciate, uh, being allowed to do it.

"I would appreciate, uh, being allowed to do it."

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I am not chicken. And besides,

"I am not chicken. And besides,"

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What time? LISA: Nine a.m.

"What time? LISA: Nine a.m."

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I'll be there.

"I'll be there."

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I'd eat my arm off first.

"I'd eat my arm off first."

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Still at it, Mr. James? [COIN FALLS]

"Still at it, Mr. James? [COIN FALLS]"

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So sad.

"So sad."

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All them humanoids gettin' beamed into outer space.

"All them humanoids gettin' beamed into outer space."

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[SOBBING] Oh.

"[SOBBING] Oh."

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Did it at least help you with your score?

"Did it at least help you with your score?"

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Well, it's kind of-- Kind of hard to see the screen

"Well, it's kind of-- Kind of hard to see the screen"

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Doesn't matter, I gotta-- I gotta call my mom

"Doesn't matter, I gotta-- I gotta call my mom"

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What did you say?

"What did you say?"

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Oh...

"Oh..."

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[SIGHS]

"[SIGHS]"

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Ready? I was born ready.

"Ready? I was born ready."

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How long do we have before the next section?

"How long do we have before the next section?"

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Um, 10 minutes. Mm-hm.

"Um, 10 minutes. Mm-hm."

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Well, I'm gonna go have a cigarette.

"Well, I'm gonna go have a cigarette."

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Ah.

"Ah."

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Your mom is fine.

"Your mom is fine."

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I hear that. Uh-huh.

"I hear that. Uh-huh."

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[LAUGHS]

"[LAUGHS]"

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You should relax. The SAT's not such a big deal.

"You should relax. The SAT's not such a big deal."

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and then your life will be ruined.

"and then your life will be ruined."

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Oh, oh. I'm sorry.

"Oh, oh. I'm sorry."

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Here. I'm sorry.

"Here. I'm sorry."

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I don't really smoke. It's just--

"I don't really smoke. It's just--"

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No, that's just it.

"No, that's just it."

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Would it be impolite at this point

"Would it be impolite at this point"

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in the conversation to just run away from you?

"in the conversation to just run away from you?"

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You actually dyed your hair gray

"You actually dyed your hair gray"

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Now do you understand how important this is to me?

"Now do you understand how important this is to me?"

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I did!

"I did!"

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of the practice SAT scores.

"of the practice SAT scores."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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I stayed up all night playing that damn video game, all right?

"I stayed up all night playing that damn video game, all right?"

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I-I'm exhausted, and that is why I blew the test.

"I-I'm exhausted, and that is why I blew the test."

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Which is exactly what my mother said

"Which is exactly what my mother said"

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I'm sorry. No, no, no, that's all right.

"I'm sorry. No, no, no, that's all right."

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What's the deal about Stanford?

"What's the deal about Stanford?"

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The winter in Wisconsin

"The winter in Wisconsin"

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