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Clips from NewsRadio - 4:20 (S04E04)

"No, Walt. No, this is a different kind of smoker."
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"This is where a bunch of rich, old men sit around eating steaks and then smoke cigars."
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"Different kind of men's club. Oh."
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"That's all-- That's all played out."
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"All right. Well, who-who's Joe gonna be fighting?"
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"I thought you'd never ask."
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"In this corner, weighing in 143 pounds, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"That's okay. I'll take care of it."
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"All right, Dave. I don't want you to panic,"
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"No."
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"Lisa is not my woman. She has not been my woman for about three months, all right?"
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"Because this swing-and-swing-alike attitude might have worked..."
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"Dave, you're talking to a card-carrying member of the hot-tub generation."
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"And? And then you get to take someone else's car home."
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"Is your own life so boring that you have to obsess..."
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"What? Joe lent me some of his tapes."
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"No matter how stupid, whatever it is he's doing,"
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"Actually, on second thought-- Yeah, it's gonna be good."
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"I'm glad you two could, uh, see it my way. No!"
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"It's not like something-- Whoa. [ Matthew ] Hey."
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"Didn't see you standing there, little man."
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"[ Lisa ] What do you mean, "Where were we?" You just called me."
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"[ Bill ] Right. I was referring to that... thing we were talking about."
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"[ Lisa ] What thing? I picked up the phone, I said, "hello.""
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"[ Tape Fast-forwarding ]"
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"Hi. Hey."
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"So, uh, has Walt invited you to the spring formal yet?"
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"Richie Havens."
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"[ Chuckles ] Richie Havens? Yes."
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"No, it just makes me feel like he's... young. Uh-huh."
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"And maybe not that bright. Which is what makes it so cute."
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"- What are you saying? - Matthew!"
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"- Well, the point is, is that-- - [ Meowing ]"
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"All right. I'm right here when you need me. All right."
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"- What was that? - Well, I have found from experience..."
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"- Well, I-- - [ Light, Rapid Knocking ]"
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"[ Howls ]"
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"No, I'm not. As a matter of fact, I'm scared to death about what I might do to you."
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"Well, how do you think I feel, Joseph?"
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"I just want you to know that I love you."
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"That's what I thought too. But then I thought, "Hold it. What if that doesn't happen?""
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"- Who are you talking to? - You."
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"What's your point? Um, uh, I think I'll just--"
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"Oh, no. I was just acting crazy to get Beth off my back."
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"And that works? Hmm."
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"Sorry to interrupt, but, Lisa, I just, I really-- Just a sec. No!"
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"Wow."
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"So, anyway, like I was saying, if I get him in a headlock, he's gonna try to kick me."
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"You want someone to leave you alone, you act completely insane, and they go away."
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"You see, it's all psychological."
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"- Okay, well, Joe's not gonna pull any punches! - Yeah, well, me neither."
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"enter, and then one man leaves."
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"Oh, uh, yeah, this. Um, it's a little trick I learned."
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"If you wanna get rid of somebody, you act completely insane, and they go away."
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"Who are you trying to get rid of? You, silly."
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"Wow, it works."
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"How we doing? Fine. How you doing?"
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"He already has, and I said yes. It doesn't bother you, does it?"
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"Did I get upset when that sweet, 18-year-old intern from Accounting had a crush on you?"
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"Well, for one thing, he was a guy."
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"It was still flattering, wasn't it?"
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"Ah, a clean desk for a clean boss."
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"Taking her to the smoker tonight. [ Chuckles ]"
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"No, no, no, Walt."
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"That's not a date, you silly."
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"- What are you talking about? - It's work related. We're all going."
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"You guys were friends who worked together, but, what?"
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"That's all right. Don't be embarrassed. We all make mistakes now and again."
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"Thanks for straightening me out. No harm done."
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"So, if that's your definition of appropriate, excuse me."
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"- You sitting down? - No."
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"I think Walt is planning on asking Lisa out on a date."
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"Well, guess what."
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"[ Lisa ] Bill, if you wanna talk to me, just talk to me."
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"[ Vehicle Passes, Honks Horn ] [ Bill ] What? I'm sorry. There was a truck."
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"[ Lisa ] Bill, I'm about to hang up."
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"- [ Thuds ] - Bill, I hope you're not the sort of person..."
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"Hey, how do you think I got Lisa's home number in the first place?"
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"When guys take me out on dates, they usually bring me a little something."
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"Okay, here you go."
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"Matthew, where are you, son? You ready to rumble?"
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"All right."
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"Well, sounds like somebody's a little bit chick-chick-chicken!"
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"Let me see the 10 bucks."
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"Can I borrow 10 bucks, Mr.-- No."
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"[ Imitates Chicken ] [ Bell Rings ]"
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"No, I do love sharing with you. The Ultimate Men's Club--"
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"For what I'm about to do to you, please, forgive me. Say good night, sweet prince."
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"Fight!"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"I was just about to say the same thing to you, Joe."
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"All right, dude. That's it. Yeah, it is it. Tickle, tickle, tickle."
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"Maybe they should call it Ultimate Tickling. Stop it!"
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"Hello?"
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"It's me. Oh. Hi, Lisa."
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"I mean, I hope that doesn't upset you. Oh, no. I mean, why would--"
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"Yeah, well, so we said good night and then he, uh, tried to kiss me again,"
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"Yeah, and then? And then he went home."
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"Well, I'm not you. Well, thank God for that, huh?"
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"[ Line Clicks ] Oh, I'm getting my call-waiting here."
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"Did you see that? Walt left with Lisa at the end of the night!"
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"Listen to this. Oh!"
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"[ Bill ] Then I'll make this brief, Lisa."
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"If Walt is there in bed with you, just tell me I have a wrong number."
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"[ Man ] I think you've got the wrong number, pal."
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"Wow. You know what, Bill?"
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"I'm really pretty tired, and I'd just like to get some sleep now, okay?"
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"All right. You get some rest, pal, and put this whole sordid affair out of your mind."
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"Oh, Lord."
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"Sure you wouldn't be more comfortable on the couch?"
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"Oh, we used to have those in college all the time."
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"And then afterwards, I think there's gonna be some boxing."
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"Well, you know, I understand the steaks."
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"And I don't even mind the cigars. But boxing?"
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"That's just gay."
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"Come on, Lisa. This is a tradition that dates back..."
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"to the cradle of Western civilization itself."
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"No, Bill. Once again, you're thinking about all-nude Greco-Roman wrestling."
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"Oh, but I thought you said it was gonna be at a men's club."
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"No, no, no. Look, folks, look. All that amateur flyweight boxing stuff--"
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