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Clips from Rick and Morty - The ABCs of Beth (S03E03)

"Oh, my God. This is your fault."
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"I am not a bad person."
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"I'm getting Tommy, and I'm fixing this!"
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"Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin. [ Jingling ]"
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"I don't know why I just said that."
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"Cutting off their heads isn't doing it right?"
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"I-I think you have to stab them through the heart or something."
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"Don't snap at me! I'm tired!"
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"- Me, too! - We're all tired!"
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"With a hunt?"
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"Yes, for tomorrow, we hunt."
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"[ Rain trickling ] [ Clears throat ]"
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"I, uh, really have to get out of this soul bond."
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"- What the fuck, Dad? - Oh, my God! Duh!"
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"- Obviously! - Yeah, no kidding!"
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"Can you guys help me?"
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"What? How?"
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"Can I just, uh, tell her it's because of my kids?"
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"You know, like, you don't like the shape of her head, or..."
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"I think that's been established, Summer. Now help me!"
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"that you're a closet racist, a beta-male sexist,"
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"by only thinking of yourself."
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"Okay."
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"I want to hear you say it."
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"[ Sighs deeply ]"
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"Look, I'm a closeted racist,"
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"and I'm sexist and selfish,"
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"and I dragged us all into my sexist, racist bad things"
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"Wait, wait, what?"
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"[ Trumpet fanfare ] Tommy: All right, everybody."
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"I would like to have sex with some of you,"
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"Oh! It's the Magic Crayon Lady!"
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"Are you hungry? I was just about to make dinner."
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"Tommy, I'm going to take you to the real world."
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"Well, this is the real world."
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"No, you don't understand! Your dad..."
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"Uh, people think your dad ate you!"
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"because it's my fault that you're in here."
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"- Beth? - The destroyer!"
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"Oh, suck it up, Princess Incest."
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"You fell into some honey."
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"Well, it tends to happen when one is pushed into honey."
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"I respect your right to believe I pushed you."
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"Oh, do I get to have that?"
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"Is my reality like a little side of fries..."
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"a little Kwanzaa you're willing to slide my way?"
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"Yes, because I'm focused on saving your father's life"
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"because I'm not a petty piece of shit."
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"So, then, it should be pretty easy"
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"to say, "Sorry I pushed you.""
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"Real easy and not necessary,"
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"since you coming home will save your dad's life"
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"whereas nothing is changed"
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"by anyone stroking your batshit-crazy ego."
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"Uh, I've been in Froopyland for quite a while."
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"Have apologies changed?"
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"Tommy, I'm sorry you think you deserve an apology."
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"Oh, my God. I'm my father."
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"Uh, will someone just kill this B-word?"
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"makes a bunch of pussies."
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"appealing to your sex-addicted lifestyles."
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"Hi, I need to pull Morty out of school. Come on, Morty."
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"Ha! You heard your daddy, Morty."
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"Wait, what are my values?"
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"Also, I broke up with Kiara, and she didn't take it well,"
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"What? Th-Then why are we walking?"
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"No, okay, your left, that's fine."
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"I thought we made that clear at the lawyer's office"
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"She kind of blames you guys for the breakup."
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"- Why? - Why?"
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"Because I told her it was your fault."
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"Look, I'm not an evil person."
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"I'm just not very imaginative!"
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"[ Warbling ]"
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"[ Grunts ] [ Metal twisting ]"
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"[ All scream ]"
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"♪ Doo-doo-doo... doo-doo butt ♪"
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"♪ Doo-doo butt, doo-doo butt ♪"
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"Okay, 'cause he, um..."
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"Yeah, he didn't want to come back,"
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"Uh, well, what happened is..."
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"It's okay. It doesn't matter. Okay."
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"This'll take about three hours."
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"Okay."
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"Hey. You want to help?"
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"Okay."
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"♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ ♪ And I don't know what to do ♪"
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"♪ But I know that a father should say to you ♪"
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"♪ That he's proud of you ♪"
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"♪ Doo ♪ ♪ Every daughter is a doo-doo from a father's butt ♪"
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"♪ Biologically speaking, the butt is a nut ♪"
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"♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ And there isn't a song ♪"
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"Cool."
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"Dad?"
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"pretending you're a great guy and trying to be like you."
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"Am I evil?"
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"Worse. You're smart."
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"When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours."
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"And I've never met a universe that was into it."
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"The universe is basically an animal."
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"It creates infinite idiots just to eat them,"
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"Yeah, it hardly matters now, sweetie."
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"And, eventually, it will."
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"My advice... Take off."
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"Put a saddle on your universe. Let it kick itself out."
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"I can't do that."
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"The kids, Jerry, my job,"
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"and, as much as I hate to admit it, ABC's "The Bachelor.""
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"I can make a clone of you, a perfect instance of you,"
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"with all your memories."
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"An exact copy in every way."
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"It'll love and provide for the kids,"
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"do your job, and consume broadcast-network reality TV"
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"on the same allegedly ironic level as you."
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"You could be gone a day, a week,"
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"The moment you decide to come back,"
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"and has zero chance of going "Blade Runner.""
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"If nothing matters, why would you do that for me?"
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"Or maybe it makes you matter."
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"Maybe something about your mother."
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