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Clips from Rick and Morty - The ABCs of Beth (S03E03)

"I don't know if I can do it."
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"Then stay, and luxuriate in a life"
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"you can finally know you've chosen."
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"My secret bonus is that no matter what you choose,"
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"I know. It's kinda hot."
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"Shut up!"
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"The children must be destroyed"
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"so that we can be together."
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"You need to break up with her, Dad... properly!"
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"Okay, okay."
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"- Dad! - Come on!"
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"I lied."
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"If anybody deserves to be telekinetically strangled,"
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"I'm the one who wants to break up."
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"I... I'm not an evil person."
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"I'm lazy, I'm cowardly,"
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"and... and I do not know what I'm doing."
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"Look, I got someone pregnant at 17."
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"We're getting a divorce. None of this is on purpose."
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"I was excited to date someone cool"
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"I would expect nothing less from humanity..."
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"a selfish, manipulative, dishonest species that..."
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"Do you really expect me to believe"
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"I don't like what you're insinuating."
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"Dad, can we go now? Hold on a second."
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"Dad, you just got handed an Ex Machina."
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"You're taking it."
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"Varrix nests spread across 300 galaxies,"
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"and you just happened to pick this planet to hunt?"
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"That's Gorgon shit... total Gorgon shit!"
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"[ Birds chirping ]"
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"We're home!"
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"How was Jerry's? The usual."
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"Can we have pizza? Pizza sounds great."
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"No. Gross. For the alien."
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"Aw, crap, I think Arnaldo's is closed."
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"[ Whoosh ]"
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"Arnaldo's isn't closed in the dimension"
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"where they didn't invent Daylight Savings!"
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"Love you, too, sweetie."
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"By the way, that wasn't time travel."
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"There were just a couple pizzas on the counter."
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"I grabbed them."
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"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
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"and he got pretty pissed off."
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"If he calls you, just ignore him! [ Beep ]"
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"between you and my new girlfriend, Kiara."
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"I am coming to kill you now! [ Beep ]"
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"Looking out for ya, buddy. [ Beep ]"
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"Kiara: Who are you talking to, Rick?"
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"Doesn't matter. [ Beep ]"
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"down at The Antique Phone rentals."
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"for the $70 late fee."
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"You can go ahead and keep that answering machine."
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"News Anchor: In local news, child murderer Joseph Eli Lipnip"
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"than the death of TV news. Carla?"
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"Can we talk a little bit more about this Froopy..."
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"♪♪"
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"I could have been the one who starved to death in here."
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"Oh, no. Oh, the water's breathable?"
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"Your father's mind holds love for you."
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"In love with a badass, sexy alien lady?"
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"Summer."
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"Listen, I've been giving you a pass"
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"Aah! All right, you know what?"
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"Ouch! God!"
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"Can't you just say, "I admit it, I screwed up"?"
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"I'm on Earth hunting the Varrix. I would never hunt a human."
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"Ooh. You kids want to hunt?"
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"where I have no rules!"
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"Ow, help! I'm stuck!"
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"I will hump this rock."
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"[ Tapping ]"
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"and put my seed in it."
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"Eat of my flesh so you may survive."
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"You were a scary fuckin' kid, man."
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"They're [grunts] clearly regenerative!"
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"That's the last of them."
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"First, I want you to admit"
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"I do keep rolling out the hits, don't I?"
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"Just leave me alone!"
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"[ Grunts ] Hi-ya!"
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"Ya! Ooh! Froopy!"
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"Oh!"
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"Dad, I'm out of excuses to not be who I am."
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"You can't run forever!"
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"- We're not hunters. - We want to hide with you."
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"Kiara, let's just run away."
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"Just... hunting."
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"Hey, guys! What's for dinner?"
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"Are you guys sure you want pizza?"
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"♪♪"
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"I have intercepted sexual communications"
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"You know the son that he ate was..."
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"Aren't you guys supposed to be at your father's"
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"I agree with your look of horrified realization."
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"You've made your point, Dad."
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"[ Screeches ]"
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"is the best way to clarify things."
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"Dinner time."
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"[ Ax swings ]"
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"And by "make dinner," I mean..."
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"You know what? I'm... I'm just gonna go left."
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"[ Whoosh ]"
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"[ Beep ] Hey, Jerry, it's Kiara."
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"Ugh! [ Both panting ]"
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"Dad, you need to slow down, rethink this soul bond."
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"[ Ax swings ]"
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"and then eat the babies. [ Froopys murmuring ]"
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"of his least-delicious children."
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"- Aah! - Sorry."
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"Soon your world will be rid of Varrix."
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"Dad, are you..."
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"Okay!"
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"it's me."
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"[ School bell rings ]"
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"♪♪"
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"Shall we resume stabbing?"
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"[ All scream ]"
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