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Clips from Rick and Morty - The ABCs of Beth (S03E03)

"is scheduled to die tomorrow by lethal injection,"
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"We know. Stop true-crime bragging."
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"I mean, when I was a kid,"
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"for custody weekend?"
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"[ Rattling ] [ Grunting ]"
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"Here it is."
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"Relax, Beth. [ Jingling, crackling ]"
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"If he is, we'll find him."
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"Tommy!"
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"Tommy!"
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"in this glorified chicken coop."
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"Do you think something ate him? Nope."
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"Froopyland creatures were designed to be harmless."
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"Goodbye, cruel world! Dad!"
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"[ Thump ] Oh, how do you like that?"
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"What kind of merciless creator makes the ground bouncy?"
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"Yeah, I get it. It's a childproof world."
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"Aah! Shit!"
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"Dad?"
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"Wow, Dad."
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"Your place looks way less like a crackhouse."
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"It's actually clean, like a cocaine house."
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"I'm simply centered, activated..."
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"Pretty cool, huh?"
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"[ Blender whirring ]"
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"Oh... Oh, no. Uh, oh, God."
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"Chaimuntolo, younglings."
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"Ha, ha, I don't know, Summer. You tell me."
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"I wasn't going to ask if you were in love"
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"since you barely know her."
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"but I love to watch her phase shift away."
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"[ Ray gun fires ] Ouch!"
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"[ Sizzling ] Aah!"
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"Agh!"
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"Oh, Dad, this place is the safest."
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"Best dad ever."
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"You can't just fucking apologize."
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"[ Screeches ] Hey, don't look at me."
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"it's gonna get stepped on."
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"Huh. Well, here's the problem right here."
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"We've got a bunch of Froopyland procedural carbons"
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"Yeah, just take us to King Tommy."
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"could only leave Krootabulon on a hunt."
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"Mmm. Thank you, sweetie."
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"Your father and I are soul-bonded."
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"because you guys are moving kind of fast, no?"
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"Dad, do you understand"
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"start with your mom."
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"Are you rushing into a new thing to get back at Mom?"
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"Move on, like, out of bed."
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"You think it's cool"
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"[ Trumpet fanfare ]"
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"I am the King of Froopyland,"
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"I always find the theater"
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"Oh, my God. Players, go!"
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"I am little Tommy."
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"[ Crowd cheers ]"
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"You want to see the Honey Swamp?"
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"Yes! Let's do it!"
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"I'm covered in honey."
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"[ Tapping ]"
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"I will hump this beast of the land"
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"[ Tapping ]"
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"I am the first of Tommy's children."
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"Perhaps a demonstration is in order. [ Unzips shorts ]"
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"But Tommy's still in there,"
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"Pull the plug?"
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"Do what you never did as a dad..."
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"We both saw Tommy's shitty play."
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"His very happy life is in your hands."
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"You go save him from it."
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"It's called a hug, Dad. It won't kill you."
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"Yeah, don't be so sure."
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"Same reason I wasn't surprised"
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"[ Scoffing ] Oh, my God."
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"You would rather believe I'm evil"
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"No, bad father all the way to the max over here."
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"you were asking me to make you as a kid."
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"Invisibility cuffs, a parent trap, a lightning gun,"
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"I'm gonna go back in there,"
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"Doesn't make a lot of sense, but gotta stand by it."
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"Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin."
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"I'm owning it."
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"Morty: No, Dad! You're not doing it right! [ Ax swings ]"
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"I thought you were the alien expert, Isaac Asi-hole."
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"Tonight, we celebrate."
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"That's you, Dad! That's you!"
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"because I'm stupid. Thank you."
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"Now you're gonna help me, right? She just did."
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"Next item on the docket..."
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"I thought you'd like that."
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"So? You doy-oy!"
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"People should eat people."
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"Tommy, you don't understand."
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"I have to make this right"
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"I'm Beth. [ All gasp ]"
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"The destroyer!"
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"Sorry, forgive me."
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"Oh, my God. I'm my father!"
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"And that's why one pussy plus two pussies"
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"You have to leave school."
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"Dad, what's going on? We're going to Alaska."
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"What? Why? It's nice there."
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"and she wants to murder you two."
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"[ Thud ] Excuse me, I just..."
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"Yeah, we chose Mom hands down."
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"Rick: ♪ Doo-doo butt ♪"
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"Um, hmm, so just, like, out of curiosity,"
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"if you were gonna make a clone of Tommy,"
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"I don't kn... Tommy's DNA?"
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"He gave you his finger?"
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"♪ Doo ♪ ♪ I got a doo-doo in my butt ♪"
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"♪ With the doo-doo in my butt ♪"
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"♪ And every father fathers wrong ♪"
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"I am wiped out. I guess I'll turn in."
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"And the ugly truth has always been..."
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"That I'm not that great a guy and you're exactly like me."
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"It grazes on the ordinary."
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"not unlike your friend Timmy. Tommy."
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"You know, smart people get a chance to climb on top,"
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