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Clips from Rick and Morty - The ABCs of Beth (S03E03)

"take reality for a ride,"
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"but it'll never stop trying to throw you."
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"There's no other way off."
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"So who am I? What do I do?"
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"or the rest of your life with zero consequences."
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"I flip a switch, and the clone's job is done."
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"It feels no pain, it regrets nothing,"
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"I don't know, maybe you matter so little that I like you."
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"Maybe I love you."
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"Don't jump a gift shark in the mouth."
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"you're finally gonna chill the fuck out."
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"Okay."
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"She's really pissed off."
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"The hunters! They're back! Run!"
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"[ Whoosh ] God damn it, Dad!"
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"[ Grunts ] Dump her!"
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"Just rip the Band-Aid off!"
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"- Kiara? - Trandor!"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"it has nothing to do with us?"
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"You knew Earth was my domain."
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"I'm starting to get the feeling that I was the rebound."
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"Hey, Rick, did you know my dad was dating an alien?"
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"What would we do without you? I love you, Dad."
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"♪♪"
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"Listen, my boyfriend saw those texts you've been sending me,"
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"[ Beep ] This is Carmox."
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"[ Beep ] Rick: Yo, Jerry, it's the Big R."
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"Uh, I killed that alien that was coming after ya."
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"[ Beep ] Hey, Jerry, it's Rick."
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"Don't be mad. I fucked your ex-girlfriend Kiara."
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"[ Beep ] Hey, Jerry, this is Michael"
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"Um, I'm gonna go ahead and let you off the hook"
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"except for exposition on TV shows, anyways."
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"his execution already drawing dozens more spectators"
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"Carla Johnson: The man that once ate his own son..."
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"- Wow. He's really getting executed after all this time. - ...is finally being put down"
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"at the state correctional facility."
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"Your best friend... Tommy."
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"I was traumatized, Summer."
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"Bitch, my generation"
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"It took years of therapy to even process the reality."
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"in the magical realm of Froopyland."
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""Froopyland?" My make-believe world."
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"I know the name's stupid, but it was so real to me."
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"There's no air... [ Zap, bloop ]"
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"I gotta say, I am warming up to the bubble gun."
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"You know, if you're so great at naming things,"
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"- What? - Froopyland."
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"Was it my best work? I don't know."
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"Does it deserve to be shit on creatively?"
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"Yeah, that's right."
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"You can be very inconsiderate sometimes."
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"You know, I collapsed a quantum tesseract to..."
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"Dad, I don't care how you made it."
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"I want to know if Tommy's still in there!"
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"He'll be the only sun-bleached skeleton"
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"This is a nightmare."
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"I can't believe you used to lock me up"
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"Chicken coop?"
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"That river is a rainbow. Literally."
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"Come on, I-I-I put real elbow grease into this place."
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"Well, you're supposed to put elbow grease into your daughter!"
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"Gross."
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"He definitely just starved to death."
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"What if I'd gotten hurt?"
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"God, you're right. I'm a terrible dad."
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"Well, nothing to live for."
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"I'm gonna have to drown myself."
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"[ Thump ] Unh!"
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"Who went and did that?"
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"Oh, whatever."
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"Yeah, whatever."
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"A dad makes a toilet look like R2-D2,"
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"and it breaks the front page of Reddit,"
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"but I'm Charles Manson because I gave you"
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"your own world instead of an iPad."
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"I think the words you're looking for are... Aah!"
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"No, no, seriously, this hurts really bad!"
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"This thing is sinking razor-sharp claws in..."
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"Whose idea was this stupid custody weekend thing?"
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"I think it's supposed to help prevent abandonment issues."
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"I want to be abandoned."
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"Yeah, I'm talking about Dad. [ Door opens ]"
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"Dad, what's going on?"
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"Check it out. Who wants a smoothie?"
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"[ Rattle ]"
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"Summer... Summer, can you..."
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"[ Warble ] You have much to learn, my Uloo."
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"Morty, Summer, this is Kiara."
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"She's a Krootabulan warrior priestess"
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"I-I know where Krootabulans are from, Dad."
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"Uh, Chaimuntolo."
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"Hymen... cholo."
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"I am humbled to meet in physicality."
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"Kiara and I met on that interstellar dating service"
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"Rick was always suggesting"
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"And things just kind of clicked."
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"We must move!"
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"Our reservation is at 7:00."
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"[ Whoosh ] I hate to see her leave,"
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"I'm sure you noticed what she has three of,"
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"[ Screeches ]"
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"Oof!"
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"All right, knock it off!"
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"because I'm charmed that life finds a way, but..."
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"Oh! Unh!"
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"Uh, what would be the point of that?"
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"[ Chuckling ] You can't do it, can you?"
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"Okay, okay, Beth, I'm sorry..."
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"you think you deserve an apology."
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"You let your kid roll around on the floor of a target,"
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"[ Whir, zap ]"
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"all gummed up and mixed in with real human DNA."
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"Are you saying Tommy survived here"
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"by having sex with Froopy creatures,"
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"creating Froopy-human hybrid offspring,"
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"and then consuming their proteins,"
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"sustaining himself with an endless cycle of cannibalistic incest?"
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"It's just a working theory."
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