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Clips from 30 Rock - My Whole Life Is Thunder (S07E07)

"Congratulations, Liz."
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"can still find true love."
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"- I'm 42, Cerie. - I don't know what that is."
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"Just a reminder that your awards luncheon is today."
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"- What? - You won an award."
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""Congratulations on being named one of the 80 under 80,"
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"honoring women in entertainment who aren't Betty White.""
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"on lifetime... oh, .com. garbagefile?"
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"30 ROCK S07 Ep08 - My Whole Life Is Thunder"
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"I've got a Jenna problem I need to run by you."
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"Lemon, I'm sorry. I can't help you."
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"to change just because I'm married."
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""Oh, stop, you brute. I love you. Operator?""
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"Already? It's three weeks away."
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"to, and I quote, "show the emperor we're not afraid.""
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"Look, I know she gets under your skin,"
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"but you should appreciate this time with her."
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"The woman's constant disapproval of me will keep her alive"
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"What time do the mariachis arrive?"
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"because as long as she's in New York,"
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"I'm doing absolutely nothing."
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"the last four years."
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"Notice the ring is shriller."
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"No, Mrs. Donaghy. He's not doing anything."
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"He's with Liz."
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"but it's not working."
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"Exactly. Because of her ears."
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"Kenneth, why are you mopping the floor so angrily?"
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"You know exactly why, sir."
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"and now Hazel broke up with me."
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"Mr. Jordan, do you know why I love television so much?"
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"Because despite cell phones, iPads, and computers,"
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"it's still the most effective portal for poltergeists?"
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"The people you care about never leave,"
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"Someone's looking lovely today."
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"What a burn."
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"I could have meant someone else."
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"She's radiant."
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"My whole life is thunder."
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"Sure. But, you know, I just found out"
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"that I won this women in entertainment award..."
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"First you get married. Now you're winning an award?"
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"These are my things."
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"Next you'll tell me"
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"but this award is kind of a big deal."
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"and Elaine May, and did you know"
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"that Chuck Scarborough is anatomically a woman?"
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"So I am a lesbian."
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"And I'd really love for you to be there."
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"What brings a mummer to lightsman's row?"
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"I just wanted to meet the woman"
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"that's been lighting me so awesomely onstage."
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"Do you have any idea where she is, little boy?"
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"And I wouldn't be here today if it weren't for you,"
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"so when I accept that award on lifetime.comgarbagefile,"
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"I want you onstage with me."
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"Oh, thank you, Jenna. That really means a lot to me."
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"♪ revenge on my mind"
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"Hey, I'm going downstairs to get a coffee."
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"Excuse me. I don't mean to bother you,"
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"and I just completed my year of mourning,"
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"I'm doing nothing."
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"Let's go before my mother..."
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"Yes, you sensed I was doing something"
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"you would disapprove of."
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"but there's nothing you can say to ruin this."
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"I see a spot in front of my left eye."
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"you're in charge of plucking my chin."
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"You better come home, Jackie."
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"I have a few things I want to say to you"
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"who is black, I assume,"
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"- what with the hoodies he wears. - That's quite all right."
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"I've heard your last words before."
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"I didn't trust that scoutmaster."
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"He was always wearing shorts."
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"In fact, I think I have your dying speech memorized."
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""How could you do this to me?"
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""You're such a huge disappointment."
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"You left crumbs on the floor"
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"so that the mice spelled, "come see me"?"
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"about wishing life could be like TV."
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"that pop up in the middle of your favorite TV shows."
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"Florence Henderson?"
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"- Mrs. Brady! - Uh-uh."
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"I told the black guy here, none of that Brady stuff."
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"Now let's get this over with."
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"Are you the perverts who want to go"
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"I'm Bonnie badamath."
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"I'm the chairperson for today's event."
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"I can't shake hands because I have carpal tunnel syndrome"
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"from zipping up my own dress now that Gary's gone."
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"Well, I'm very happy to be here."
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"Well, I'm just so glad that you found the place,"
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"what with my directions,"
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"Because Gary was the navigator."
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"Oh, look, you're in the program."
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"off the Internet."
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"Why does the other Liz Lemon always come up first?"
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"Who cares? They're honoring you."
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"Now you go find our table."
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"- Ooh, I have to go too. - Wait for me."
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"And you know why Jenna's mad at me?"
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"Because I got married."
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"You know what my best friend did for my 50th birthday?"
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"She gives everybody a car, and then she's all,"
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""thank you for coming to Gayle's birthday!""
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"The crazy thing is I always end up apologizing to her"
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"'cause her feelings are so much more important than mine."
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"Oh, I hear you."
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"When I got bangs, my best friend"
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"didn't even acknowledge them, so I was gonna grow them out."
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"Then after reading an article in my best friend's magazine,"
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"so I had to say to her, "my bangs,"
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""they're not about you."
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"It's about me trying to cover my forehead.""
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"Exactly. Thank you."
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"No, of course not."
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"Well, this is certainly high drama."
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"And make sure I'm holding this."
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"Glue this pin to the inside of the coffin lid."
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