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Clips from Frasier - Death Becomes Him (S01E01)

"People did try to fix me up."
Frasier
"You know Dad's aversion to doctors."
Frasier
"I told them to take two - they're small."
Frasier
"Because I feel fine. And I don't like Dr Jennings."
Frasier
"- She's one of the finest in Seattle. - She? No, no, no way."
Frasier
"See how you like waiting all naked and helpless and goose-bumpy."
Frasier
"I'm sorry, my mind was somewhere else."
Frasier
"A Lichtenstein? He sounds perfect."
Frasier
"You haven't seen the second question."
Frasier
"Relax, I'll take care of it."
Frasier
"From Lake Chelan."
Frasier
"I remember you taking me to the doctor and here I am taking you."
Frasier
"What are you here for?"
Frasier
"I've started to notice flaking spots on my skin."
Frasier
"What about you?"
Frasier
"Dad, Dad, Dad. Dr Newman is dead. He died an hour ago."
Frasier
"He walks down his walkway, he picks up his newspaper,"
Frasier
"I pick up my newspaper every day,"
Frasier
"Niles, you don't even pump your own gas."
Frasier
"Dr Newman dying so young threw me for a loop."
Frasier
"Here we go."
Frasier
"I've prepared copies for you,"
Frasier
"Oh, give me that!"
Frasier
"Dad, Niles, put your names on these stickers"
Frasier
"It'll never happen. Niles, you can have it."
Frasier
"Don't look at me. I throw a towel over it when you're not home."
Frasier
"Well, now we come to the issue of...my remains."
Frasier
"This is taking it too far! Look at this!"
Frasier
"I've had my share of patients die on me."
Frasier
"Let's celebrate life with this Château Certan '75!"
Frasier
"Perhaps a Beaujolais Nouveau would be more appropriate."
Frasier
"Eddie?"
Frasier
"Dad, please, shh. I'm trying to listen to my heartbeat."
Frasier
"It's amazing, it can pump 1,800 gallons of blood each and every day"
Frasier
"would help me to deal with this, but it hasn't."
Frasier
"Look, let me tell you something."
Frasier
"seven or eight of us were on this drug bust."
Frasier
"Every time I had to go in a dark building, I froze."
Frasier
"Then I can disassociate myself from him."
Frasier
"You've got something on your bathrobe."
Frasier
"- I didn't realise Gary was Jewish. - You're kidding?"
Frasier
"Oh, this is a mirror. I thought maybe you were having an unveiling later."
Frasier
"We always cover mirrors at a shivah"
Frasier
"- I'm Bobbie, Gary's aunt. - Dr Frasier Crane. My sympathies."
Frasier
"- Did you know Gary well? - Oh, well. Yes, I did."
Frasier
"There was so much more I wanted to know about the man."
Frasier
"Dr Crane? From the radio?"
Frasier
"Yes. I'm sorry for your loss."
Frasier
"I love your show!"
Frasier
"So Gary liked fattening desserts?"
Frasier
"We played basketball every Sunday."
Frasier
"So he was sedentary all week"
Frasier
"and then burning up the court on Sundays?"
Frasier
"I'm... I'm sure they did check. Those people are very thorough."
Frasier
"- About how he... - Yes?"
Frasier
"and I just can't understand how someone like Gary,"
Frasier
"but I don't have one."
Frasier
"You can't spend your life being obsessed with death."
Frasier
"No, I'm not, but..."
Frasier
"Thank you for coming, Dr Crane."
Frasier
"If you'd like to get together sometime, give me a call."
Frasier
"♪ Baby, I hear the blues a-calling"
Frasier
"In Manchester, me mum was steering me towards the butcher's son."
Frasier
"Pasty little thing, didn't fancy him."
Frasier
"Was that a little swan you made?"
Frasier
"No, it was a B-52."
Frasier
"Dr Jennings rang. Dad skipped his physical again!"
Frasier
"Wait till your father gets here."
Frasier
"I'll give him a piece of my mind."
Frasier
"If only we knew when he was about to arrive."
Frasier
"Hey!"
Frasier
"- EKG? - Perfect."
Frasier
"Oh, let's give a look."
Frasier
"Oh, look at this!"
Frasier
"A nice big Band-Aid! Nice try."
Frasier
"Why do you avoid the doctor?"
Frasier
"He's got a model of a colon on his desk. He keeps his tongue depressors in it."
Frasier
"All right, Dad. Why don't you see my doctor?"
Frasier
"If a doctor's going to have me bend over,"
Frasier
"Women have been poked and prodded by male doctors for centuries."
Frasier
"I say it's high time you gents went to a woman doctor."
Frasier
"Niles, recommend someone."
Frasier
"Niles!"
Frasier
"Oh, I know who you should see! Dr Gary Newman!"
Frasier
"He's very successful. I saw a Lichtenstein hanging in his office."
Frasier
"OK. I'll make an appointment."
Frasier
"Unless you have to parade around the office"
Frasier
"in one of those gowns where your bum peaks through."
Frasier
"What's Dr Newman's number?"
Frasier
"Sorry, I must have drifted off again."
Frasier
"My appointment was meant to be half an hour ago. Let's get out of here."
Frasier
"Relax. Read a magazine. Here, take the Cosmo quiz."
Frasier
"Do it quietly. It's not an oral exam."
Frasier
"Did you keep your patients waiting?"
Frasier
"Just the compulsives. It was part of their therapy."
Frasier
"My father had an appointment 30 minutes ago."
Frasier
"The doctor's running late. You'll be first when he gets in."
Frasier
"Where's he coming from, Spokane?"
Frasier
"Lake Chelan? Ooh! This guy must be terrific."
Frasier
"I was just struck by one of life's little ironies,"
Frasier
"Like when I took you for your first tetanus shot."
Frasier
"I was scared. I remember you holding my hand."
Frasier
"You took your mind off the shot by reciting the names of Puccini's operas."
Frasier
"Right then, I knew you'd never be a cop."
Frasier
"I'm serious, let's go!"
Frasier
"I'll check if there's someone substituting for him."
Frasier
"It's hard even getting out of bed, not to mention the cold weather."
Frasier
"It's really making my joints hurt."
Frasier
"Great! These big shot doctors keep you waiting for an hour"
Frasier
"and then they don't even show up."
Frasier
"Played a little slow on the golf course? Arrogant JERK!"
Frasier
"and "The Sunday Times" is very heavy."
Frasier
"Well, these things happen."
Frasier
"What can I say? I don't think about these things like you do."
Frasier
"Maybe it's because you're 41 and I'm not."
Frasier
"Well, not me dying. But you know what I have thought of lately?"
Frasier
"It's a possibility. Sometimes he starts breathing funny."
Frasier
"I don't know if he's having a good time or if I've overexcited him."
Frasier
"Someone has a very high opinion of herself."
Frasier
"(Footsteps)"
Frasier
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