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Clips from Frasier - Death Becomes Him (S01E01)

"Thank you for coming."
Frasier
"- Hello. - Hello, Dr Crane."
Frasier
"I was in the middle of my workout, but I can always pump iron later."
Frasier
"I'll just fix us a snack."
Frasier
""Pump iron" (!)"
Frasier
"All right."
Frasier
"What's this about getting your affairs in order?"
Frasier
"I realised I hadn't made the proper provisions for my own death."
Frasier
"- Allow me. - Thanks."
Frasier
"the location and numbers of my bank accounts, my safety deposit keys,"
Frasier
"the number for my attorney... Niles, what are you doing?"
Frasier
"I loosened it for him."
Frasier
"This is for family only."
Frasier
"What if I die tomorrow? You will argue over that African mask."
Frasier
"I don't want it."
Frasier
"OK, fine."
Frasier
"Burial... Casket... Caterers?"
Frasier
"- Who are you using? - Michaelson's."
Frasier
"They're very good."
Frasier
"- Bowtie pasta... - And the asparagus tips..."
Frasier
"Excuse me! Excuse me! Are we done?"
Frasier
"There is just one more duck to put in the row."
Frasier
"Daphne, this is where you come in, the actual finding of the body."
Frasier
"That's all right. As a health-care provider,"
Frasier
"That's a comfort."
Frasier
"Maybe we should drop the subject."
Frasier
"This has made me feel better. I can handle my mortality better now."
Frasier
"Enough about death!"
Frasier
"No, not the '75. That's too good for the likes of us."
Frasier
"Frasier, what are you still doing up?"
Frasier
"Frasier!"
Frasier
"but just a tiny tear in the tiniest artery, and poof you're gone."
Frasier
"I thought you were OK about this."
Frasier
"So did I. What is the matter with me?"
Frasier
"I thought that putting my affairs in order"
Frasier
"I can't seem to get over the feeling that something could happen to me."
Frasier
"I'd never get to see my son hit his first home run."
Frasier
"That'd be a terrible thing for a father to miss."
Frasier
"There was this time, a while back,"
Frasier
"We went through the front door and the first guy took one, he died."
Frasier
"When you're a cop, you've got to handle things like that,"
Frasier
"but I just couldn't get over it."
Frasier
"- So what did you do? - I forced myself to forget it."
Frasier
"Next time I came to one of those doors, I went right through it!"
Frasier
"The fact that I got shot in the hip was purely coincidental."
Frasier
"Yeah, but he was just like me, highly educated, sophisticated."
Frasier
"I saw his picture in a medical journal. He even looked like me."
Frasier
"Same determined chin, sweater vest, ever so slightly receding hairline."
Frasier
"You don't know his medical history."
Frasier
"Actually, you're onto something there, Dad. Yeah..."
Frasier
"Yeah, could be anything."
Frasier
"That's great, Dad. I feel better now."
Frasier
""Niles"."
Frasier
"The vultures are circling."
Frasier
"(Tapping at door)"
Frasier
"(Hushed) Hello."
Frasier
"I called earlier. Someone said Mrs Newman would be here."
Frasier
"Dr Frasier Crane. My condolences."
Frasier
"Oh, yes, of course."
Frasier
"We did spend a lot of time together. Never on Friday nights, of course."
Frasier
"This is a bad time."
Frasier
"Jill would love to know you came. She's right over there."
Frasier
"- She looks busy. Well, I can wait. - Will you excuse me?"
Frasier
"No, no, my ex-wife is, though,"
Frasier
"and thus my son is, which makes me sort of, well... No, I'm not Jewish."
Frasier
"Well, you look very nice."
Frasier
"Oh, thank you. It's been driving me crazy."
Frasier
"I don't know... Eh... How was his health before he died?"
Frasier
"- High blood pressure or cholesterol? - No."
Frasier
"I'm sorry, I'm asking too many questions."
Frasier
"We doctors are always looking for the answers."
Frasier
"- Oh, Gail! - Aunt Bobbie!"
Frasier
"I know, I know."
Frasier
"Oh, I'm sorry. When I went to pick up this Linzer torte, I thought of Gary and..."
Frasier
"Oh, no. If he knew I brought this here, he'd kill me."
Frasier
"Gary was a health fanatic. A vegetarian."
Frasier
"No, he played four times a week if he wasn't at the gym working out."
Frasier
"- Gary was in phenomenal shape. - Didn't smoke, never touched coffee."
Frasier
"My goodness, has anybody checked to see if he's really dead?"
Frasier
"Oh, my, is that Kugel? Excuse me."
Frasier
"Mrs Newman. I'm Dr Frasier Crane. I was a friend of your husband's."
Frasier
"- Dr Crane! From... - Yes, the radio."
Frasier
"- Gary never mentioned you. - Well, we weren't actually friends."
Frasier
"He had an office in my brother's building."
Frasier
"You took the time to come here!"
Frasier
"His own partner stayed only 15 minutes."
Frasier
"Well, there is a reason I came to talk to you."
Frasier
"- Which is? - It's about Gary."
Frasier
"I'm sorry I bothered you. I just came to offer my sympathies."
Frasier
"No, wait, um..."
Frasier
"Dr Crane..."
Frasier
"I listen to you all the time and... Well, maybe you could help me."
Frasier
"What would you tell someone who called in"
Frasier
"I keep running this over and over in my mind"
Frasier
"who did everything right, can just die."
Frasier
"I can't make any sense of it."
Frasier
"I know you'd like me to come up with an answer to this whole thing,"
Frasier
"Someone who consumes cigarettes and burgers can live to be 83"
Frasier
"and then someone who takes care of himself can die at 41."
Frasier
"It's unfair. Well, there's no explanation for it."
Frasier
"is live for the little joys and surprises that life affords us."
Frasier
"You're not Jewish, are you?"
Frasier
"Well, thank you for letting me be here today."
Frasier
"Oh, Dr Crane!"
Frasier
"It was very nice what you said"
Frasier
"about living life for the little joys and surprises it can give us."
Frasier
"- Yes. - Thank you."
Frasier
"Um, this is clearly the most inappropriate thing"
Frasier
"I've ever done in my life,"
Frasier
"and I don't know if I'll ever get the chance to see you again..."
Frasier
"and something about you tells me I'd like to."
Frasier
"♪ Tossed salads and scrambled eggs"
Frasier
"♪ Maybe I seem I bit confused"
Frasier
"♪ They're calling again ♪"
Frasier
"Frasier has left the building."
Frasier
"No one's really been interested."
Frasier
"Men can be such pigs."
Frasier
"I had my "fear of abandonment" workshop. I've already skipped twice."
Frasier
"How you doing, boy? I'm glad to see you, too."
Frasier
"Full blood panel?"
Frasier
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