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Clips from American Dad! - Killer Vacation (S08E08)

"Stan?"
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"So help me,"
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"I swear to God we're going to that"
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"marriage seminar we saw on TV."
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"No! Not "Oh No He Didn't, Oh Yes He Did!""
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"And then what happened?"
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"WOMEN: Oh, yes, he did!"
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"Sorry, sir, I'm on vacation."
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"(sighs): Ah, see?"
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"You know, it really is."
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"I don't miss the office at all."
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"I'm writing "Suck it!""
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"Pardon, would you mind taking our picture?"
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"No, that's the 5GS. Top of the line."
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"Just sign us up for everything!"
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"It has inspired me to do this!"
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"Oh, my God, I did it!"
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"My confidence is soaring!"
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"I'm gonna try singing."
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"(horrible grumbling noise)"
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"(screeching)"
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"Stan..."
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"No work on vacation. That's my motto."
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"Why is this guy one-upping me?"
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"Excuse me, where's the hotel camp for older kids?"
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"This is the only camp."
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"What?!"
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"Ginger snap?"
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"Ginger slap!"
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"I have heard it rumored that on the other side of this isle"
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"(New York accent): Yo-yo-yo, we talkin' full vee?"
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"We would have to cross the island by foot."
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"A journey of several days through treacherous jungle."
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"But there's something about your accent."
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"(New York accent): Hey, hey! What are you gonna do with that, huh?!"
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"Get outta here!"
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"So, which one of you is the man?"
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"(sighs)"
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"Oh, Omar, you were always the one who was good at small talk."
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"Who's gonna set the recorder so I don't miss NCIS?"
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"I love that show!"
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"Would you care for a Necco wafer?"
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"Mmm."
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"Those people at Necco really know how"
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"Tell me about it."
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"I wanted it to be over so bad"
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"I just dumped some room service mayo on your back."
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"Well, I guess that's it."
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"We've been married two years and now our sex life is over."
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"Francine, if you want to get to ten,"
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"It's not about getting to ten."
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"Oh, no, you're right, it's fun getting to eight."
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"Then once to nine, but never ten."
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"Come on, no phone calls. Serve it!"
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"I got it!"
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"Deputy Director Bullock."
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"BULLOCK: Smith, I happened to find"
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"Why would you zoom in?"
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"Oh, no reason."
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"The man in the background of this photo"
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"is Goran the Mutilator--"
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"a war criminal who's been in hiding for years."
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"But he's the outdoor activities director."
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"He's a bloody monster."
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"(mouse clicking)"
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"(computer beeps)"
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"I need you to kill him."
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"Sir, I'm on vacation."
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"Smith, are you crazy?"
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"Plus, you get 400 CIA bucks."
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"Four-hundred?!"
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"Well?"
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"You can count on me."
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"Okay, let's do this."
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"99... 100!"
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"Yay! Woo-hoo! All right! Yeah! We did it!"
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"Today, we're going to learn the ancient art"
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"Look how great this is."
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"No kids, no work."
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"Just you and me."
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"Uh, I'm gonna go make sure the people who live"
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"the area code from whence they hail."
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"Atlanta's 404 is quite popular."
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"(panting)"
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"It's too far; I'll never make it."
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"We mount a wild steed of our choosing"
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"and it shall whisk us away across this valley."
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"(grunts) Yeah, let's do it!"
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"(screaming)"
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"(dolphins clicking)"
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"Oh, the baby."
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"(gasps)"
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"While you were out looking for poor people,"
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"Well, since we're here, let's just do the dolphin experience."
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"Sorry, it's closed."
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"Here's to a sexless marriage."
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"I guess I'll stop shaving."
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"but we used to be like you."
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"But then we turned it around."
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"How?"
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"We swap."
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"Here's our number."
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"Think about it."
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"Sounds good, right, babe?"
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"What a bunch of freaks!"
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"Freaks!"
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"We don't have to have sex with other people."
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"We just have to get more creative."
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"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
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"Choking! Role playing!"
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"(sighs) Yeah, it was."
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"I guess now I'll just use it for peeing."
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"You, Larry Herman,"
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"Likes to stay put."
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"Abigail Lemonparty, would you like to go with me"
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"Oh, Larry."
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"As my grandmother would say,"
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"(sighs)"
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"I'm good."
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"I'll run and get you some sunblock."
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