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Clips from Family Guy - Family Gay (S07E07)

"No, no, no!"
Family Guy
"Why are there so many bottles of milk in the refrigerator?"
Family Guy
"...it's horse sperm. I'm a horse breeder now."
Family Guy
"No one's gonna wanna breed with that horse."
Family Guy
"After tomorrow, they will."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna enter him in the derby and he's gonna win."
Family Guy
"Remember when I predicted the ending to Wild Hogs?"
Family Guy
"This movie's gonna suck."
Family Guy
"This is gonna be a great race."
Family Guy
"- Where's your midget? - Sorry, boss. Had to pee."
Family Guy
"Guess he's got a small bladder."
Family Guy
"Even though he's gotta race, he couldn't hold it."
Family Guy
"God, it even runs like it's messed up in the head."
Family Guy
"...followed by The Winner, Life on a Stick, The Loop..."
Family Guy
"And bringing up the rear but still in the race is 'Til Death."
Family Guy
"Because I'm gonna take this horse and shove it down America's throat."
Family Guy
"...and is heading into the stands."
Family Guy
"I could describe the horror I am witnessing..."
Family Guy
"...but it is so ugly and heartrending that I cannot bring myself to do so."
Family Guy
"Although I do possess the necessary descriptive powers."
Family Guy
"Well, at least the horse ran past the class of deaf second graders."
Family Guy
"Oh, I know you can't hear any screams, but I assure they are signing frantically..."
Family Guy
"...just as fast as their fingers can shape the phonemes..."
Family Guy
"It's over."
Family Guy
"...all thanks to that stupid horse."
Family Guy
"Can we not talk about the horse, please? It's gone."
Family Guy
"It suffered a heart attack from the excitement, and I disposed of it properly."
Family Guy
"I miss the old days..."
Family Guy
"...when it was just a flaming bag of poop and a hurtful note."
Family Guy
"I have no idea how the hell we're gonna pay for this."
Family Guy
"Well, I'll just have to get a second job or something. Hand me the classifieds."
Family Guy
"Hey, Lois, look at this. "Subject wanted for medical... ""
Family Guy
"- What's that? - "Experiments. ""
Family Guy
"And it says they'll pay handsomely. This is perfect."
Family Guy
"I won't have to take that job as Matt Damon's neck."
Family Guy
"Hey, Matt."
Family Guy
"Is this one of those movies where you're an educated Boston street tough?"
Family Guy
"Can somebody from Wardrobe get a scarf?"
Family Guy
"Oh, I'm still gonna... I'll just talk louder."
Family Guy
"Ben Affleck married Jennifer Garner..."
Family Guy
"...but you married a bartender with a kid."
Family Guy
"What do I gotta do, doc?"
Family Guy
"We're isolating and studying the effects of various genes."
Family Guy
"- What's this one? - We call this the squirrel gene."
Family Guy
"It's effects will become apparent shortly."
Family Guy
"- Okay, what's next? - This is the Seth Rogen gene."
Family Guy
"Hey, doc, are we gonna be much longer?"
Family Guy
"I gotta get some beers with the fellas before I go out on this date."
Family Guy
"...with what we believe we've isolated as the gay gene."
Family Guy
"- I don't understand. - Well, if we're correct..."
Family Guy
"...we will have proven that homosexuality is genetic..."
Family Guy
"We'll give you $ 125."
Family Guy
"Boy, you're more persuasive than James Bond."
Family Guy
"Now, time for some unfinished business."
Family Guy
"- No, James. - Yes."
Family Guy
"- No, James. - Yes, you're going to have sex with me."
Family Guy
"- No, I don't. - Yes, you do."
Family Guy
"Fifty noes and a yes means yes."
Family Guy
"Hi."
Family Guy
"So good, Lois. So good."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna squeeze right in here if my thighs will let me."
Family Guy
"Peter, what exactly did they inject you with?"
Family Guy
"...the gay gene, calcium, a vitamin B extract."
Family Guy
"- What did you say? - The gay gene."
Family Guy
"...when you said, "What did you say?" It was the most unusual."
Family Guy
"Yes, that's the one I meant. Peter, are you gay?"
Family Guy
"Guilty."
Family Guy
"Did anybody see..."
Family Guy
"...that absolutely fabulous piece on Fiji in yesterday's travel section?"
Family Guy
"I mean, you're not gay."
Family Guy
"Are you...? Are you being serious right now?"
Family Guy
"Keep it in the bedroom, you know?"
Family Guy
"Dad, now that you're gay, I don't have to have sex with you, do I?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my muffins are ready."
Family Guy
"Well, it wasn't the muffin fairy."
Family Guy
"- Go ahead, try it. - Peter..."
Family Guy
"Try it."
Family Guy
"Well, now, wait a minute, Meg."
Family Guy
"These are delicious."
Family Guy
"- What's the secret ingredient? - Spugizakom."
Family Guy
"- Ew! - What?"
Family Guy
"Spugizakom, it's a sugar substitute from the Czech Republic."
Family Guy
"What the hell are you drinking?"
Family Guy
"A pomtini. It's a pomegranate martini."
Family Guy
"Mm."
Family Guy
"Hey, Quagmire."
Family Guy
"Well, I think I better get going."
Family Guy
"Yeah, why don't you and Cleveland both get going?"
Family Guy
"Hey, hey, hey, where you guys going?"
Family Guy
"If we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it my way."
Family Guy
"What's the problem, champ?"
Family Guy
"One trick I used is turning things into a word problem."
Family Guy
"For example, if there are three glory holes in the bathroom at the club..."
Family Guy
"- I don't know. - Nine, with a remainder of Brent."
Family Guy
"We now return to That Black Guy Must Be Doing Well..."
Family Guy
"...Because Everything He Owns is White."
Family Guy
"Wow. He must be doing well."
Family Guy
"Well, here's the new nightie you picked out for me."
Family Guy
"I'm jealous of Miss Eats-Anything-She-Wants..."
Family Guy
"...and-Still-Fits-Into-a-Size-Four. I could scratch your eyes out."
Family Guy
"You know, Peter, with all the shopping and cooking and decorating..."
Family Guy
"Come on, sweetie. Let's have some fun."
Family Guy
"Lois, I'm gay."
Family Guy
"But, Peter, we're married."
Family Guy
"Tony Randall was married, Lois. Rock Hudson was married."
Family Guy
"Did you reach a missile pact?"
Family Guy
"Well, you could say that. There was a missile."
Family Guy
"Oh, yes. I summited three times."
Family Guy
"Are you finished with butt-fucking puns?"
Family Guy
"We wait for the effects to wear off."
Family Guy
"Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes."
Family Guy
"He could be this way for the rest of his life."
Family Guy
"We're all gonna have to get used to this..."
Family Guy
"Great plan, Lois. Hey, here's a nutty idea."
Family Guy
"Ever read the Bible? Leviticus 18:22."
Family Guy
"Welcome to America, Brian."
Family Guy
"Hi, everybody. This is Scott."
Family Guy
"I can't deny who I am any longer."
Family Guy
"And that's how I'm gonna live my life."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I think that's perfectly disgusting."
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