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Clips from Family Guy - Family Gay (S07E07)

"I'm the one who almost conquered the dragon's layer."
Family Guy
"This horse is retarded. That's why I got it so cheap."
Family Guy
"I don't think it's wise to have a retarded horse as a house pet."
Family Guy
"Good, this family works much better when we're unified."
Family Guy
"You'll see, this horse will be a fine addition to our family."
Family Guy
"Why doesn't it do something?"
Family Guy
"I love you so much."
Family Guy
"I love you too, Peter."
Family Guy
"Take Maple Drive, otherwise we won't make the movie on time."
Family Guy
"The horse is right behind the car."
Family Guy
"Peter, that thing is just creepy."
Family Guy
"All right, I'm gonna try something else."
Family Guy
"I just know it. I got a sixth sense about this things."
Family Guy
"Hey there, little fella."
Family Guy
"I've never been in the owner's box."
Family Guy
"Hey, wha...? What are you doing? Get down there."
Family Guy
"Come on, you."
Family Guy
"A little tiny guy. Gotta go all the time."
Family Guy
"...followed by Head Cases, Standoff, Vanished..."
Family Guy
"...followed by Quintuplets, Stacked, Justice..."
Family Guy
"Oh, no, dear God, he's going back!"
Family Guy
"...necessary to convey dread and terror."
Family Guy
"Wait. Hold the phone, he's going back toward the track."
Family Guy
"Oh, my baby's dead!"
Family Guy
"Exparagus."
Family Guy
"- I don't have to take that crap from you. - You have to, my friend. I'm your neck."
Family Guy
"What are you gonna do choke me? You'll die if you do that."
Family Guy
"We're just gonna give you experimental injections and record the results."
Family Guy
"It will give you the appearance of being funny..."
Family Guy
"...even though you haven't actually done anything funny."
Family Guy
"How charming and chubby. I'm rooting for you."
Family Guy
"All right, Mr. Griffin. We're gonna inject you..."
Family Guy
"Are you crazy? I don't wanna take a chance on being gay."
Family Guy
"- No, James! I don't want to. - Yes, you do."
Family Guy
"I assume that's the one you meant, though it wasn't the last I said..."
Family Guy
"Maybe you should go back and have that doctor undo whatever he did."
Family Guy
"- What? - I said homosexuality is wrong."
Family Guy
"I'm not holding your face with my heterosexuality."
Family Guy
"No, you are not."
Family Guy
"Not unless you want to. Oh!"
Family Guy
"Let's not be too hasty."
Family Guy
"All right, I'll say it."
Family Guy
"I read about them in the issue of In Style."
Family Guy
"They're what Courtney Thorne-Smith served at her bachelorette party."
Family Guy
"- Quagmire. - Yeah?"
Family Guy
"I'll be there."
Family Guy
"You know, it doesn't have to be."
Family Guy
"...and 28 guys at the circuit party..."
Family Guy
"Oh."
Family Guy
"And that's why we all like Brent"
Family Guy
"Hey, how you doing?"
Family Guy
"What do you think?"
Family Guy
"An awful lot."
Family Guy
"What are you doing?"
Family Guy
"I'm fooling around."
Family Guy
"Wait a minute, you mean, we can't have sex?"
Family Guy
"No."
Family Guy
"Ronald Reagan was married."
Family Guy
"And something definitely got packed."
Family Guy
"Did you discuss ICBMs?"
Family Guy
"So would you consider this a successful summit?"
Family Guy
"Just tell me. Is there anything you can do to remove this gene?"
Family Guy
"Mrs. Griffin, it really doesn't work that way."
Family Guy
"Rent, Rent, Rent."
Family Guy
"I don't see the big deal. I like myself this way."
Family Guy
"...just like my Uncle Ray with a really high-up anus."
Family Guy
"I'll be out in a minute."
Family Guy
"You're judgmentally quoting Bible verses and you don't even know how to read."
Family Guy
"My soul mate, Lois."
Family Guy
"I am Peter Griffin, homosexual."
Family Guy
"We're still a family, right?"
Family Guy
"I am so gay for you, Scott."
Family Guy
"You complete me, you know that?"
Family Guy
"Oh, Peter. Let's snuggle on the couch and watch Lifetime."
Family Guy
"Straight Camp?"
Family Guy
"At this point, I'm willing to try anything."
Family Guy
"By the time you get out, you'll be back to your old self."
Family Guy
"Welcome to Straight Camp."
Family Guy
"All right, good so far."
Family Guy
"All right, look. Just put them down and use your fists."
Family Guy
"No, no. Not like that!"
Family Guy
"Peter, we'll start with you. Repeat every word I say exactly as I say it."
Family Guy
"Me and my friends Polly and Matty are going out to drink a ton of beers."
Family Guy
"My friends and I are going out..."
Family Guy
"- Peter! - Don't give me that look."
Family Guy
"Oh, excuse me."
Family Guy
"I haven't seen Peter in two days and I thought he might be here."
Family Guy
"What? Oh, my God. Peter's missing?"
Family Guy
"Brian, what...? Why did you do that?"
Family Guy
"Lois, what are you doing here?"
Family Guy
"I'm here to get you out of this place, Peter. I'm taking you back to Scott."
Family Guy
"...but your place is in Scott now."
Family Guy
"Guess what. I have a welcome-home surprise for you."
Family Guy
"Okay, everybody ready?"
Family Guy
"That's right, sweetie."
Family Guy
"Yeah, and thank God everything's back to normal."
Family Guy
"Ah!"
Family Guy
"You left for the market six hours ago."
Family Guy
"- Did you get the beans? - I got something better."
Family Guy
"You know how you always wanted a real diamond engagement ring?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"You bought a horse?"
Family Guy
"Why the hell did...? I didn't give you that much money."
Family Guy
"That's what I thought, Lois."
Family Guy
"I don't know."
Family Guy
"Peter, there's something off about that horse."
Family Guy
"You have an eye for animals."
Family Guy
"Shut up. You don't know nothing about anything."
Family Guy
"I don't want him to feel self-conscious. Everybody, pee."
Family Guy
"We're an unusual family."
Family Guy
"It's so creepy, the way it just stares like that."
Family Guy
"He's retarded, Lois. You should understand."
Family Guy
"You're married to a retarded man."
Family Guy
"What is it? Brian, is Paul Sorvino standing behind me?"
Family Guy
"Oh, God, Brian, don't."
Family Guy
"Ugh! Ew! Ew! Ew!"
Family Guy
"What made you come around, Lois?"
Family Guy
"All right. Uh-oh."
Family Guy
"What is it?"
Family Guy
"We're go... We're going to see a movie."
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