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Clips from Family Guy - Family Gay (S07E07)

"Every time you do it, you're basically sodomizing Jesus."
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"I just wanna point that out."
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"Chris, you're the man of the house. Take the lessons I've taught..."
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"I will, Dad."
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"Oh, God. I miss Peter so much."
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"I miss Dad too, Mom, but we'll manage somehow."
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"Yeah, I mean, we're tighter than an Asian family."
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"I'm so gay for you, Peter."
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"- Penis for your thoughts. - I just..."
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"You just make me wanna be a gayer man."
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"Oh, come here."
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"- And you don't miss your wife at all? - Oh, sure I do."
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"We now return to Meredith Baxter in Raped by a Clown."
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"It was awful."
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"He made me do things, awful things. Awful things."
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"What kinds of things?"
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"I don't even wanna talk about it."
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"You sure you don't need any house repairs, Mrs. Griffin?"
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"No, thanks, Rick. Ever since Peter left..."
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"God, I feel so bad for Lois. She really misses Peter."
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"I wish there was something we could do."
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"Well, there is, Brian. I looked into it. Straight Camp."
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"Yeah, it's where gays go to get cured."
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"This is dated last year."
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"I don't know. It goes against everything I believe in."
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"What the...? Where am I?"
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"This is Straight Camp, Peter. I'm sorry, but I'm doing this for Lois."
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"You've made a choice to renounce your evil, sinful ways..."
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"...and redeem yourselves in the eyes of your lord and savior, Jesus..."
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"...who hates many people, but none more than homosexuals."
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"- Say hi to everyone, Harry. - Hi, fellas. I sure do love being gay."
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"Harry's choice of lifestyle is wrong. So we're gonna beat him up for it."
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"This next exercise will train you to talk like a straight man."
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"Then we'll play full-contact football in the park with no pads or helmets."
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"Then we're gathering at Alan and Omar's for bad-movie night."
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"Then it's straight to the bars to find women to have sex with."
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"Then it's straight to the gym for crunches..."
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"...and eye contact with strangers."
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"That's what you said. I said it right back to you."
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"Hey, hang on, hang on."
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"Before anyone gets too worked up, I know where Peter is."
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"- Where? - I put him in a straight camp."
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"- You what? - Oh, you bastard."
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"...and I just wanted to help you get your husband back."
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"Who knows? By now, Peter could be completely heterosexual again."
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"Really? You're not still upset about my leaving?"
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"There's nothing I'd want more than to have you back..."
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"I mean, a person's sexual identity is no more a choice..."
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"...than the color of his skin."
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"And it would be wrong for me to try."
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"All right, I think we're all in agreement. I'm in charge here."
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"Hi, Peter."
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"Hi, Scott."
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"Remember how you told me..."
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"...your ultimate fantasy was to have an 11-way?"
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"Oh, my God, yes, I do, and you so did not even."
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"Yoo-hoo! Guys."
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"Oh, here are my notes about the gay gene."
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"Oh, God, I feel like a kid in a candy store..."
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"...who's having sex with a bunch of gay guys."
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"What's going on here?"
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"These are mine."
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"Ah!"
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"So we're just, like, never gonna talk about this again?"
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"Well, I'm just happy to have your father home again."
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""Dragon's Layer""
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"Sold to the gentleman from Quahog, Rhode Island."
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"Congratulations, sir. What brings you down here to Louisville?"
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"- Peter, the horse is here. - Oh, yeah."
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"Ew! Ew! Ew!"
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"Oh, that's got all my stink of the day in it."
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"This whole place is a giant mindfuck."
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"We are gonna get a great view from up here."
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"Kitchen Confidential, The Wedding Bells..."
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"...followed by Free Ride, Method & Red, Tru Calling..."
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"...North Shore, Back to You."
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"What's this? 'Til Death has taken a right turn..."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Experiments."
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"Matt."
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"- Okay, yes. - See that?"
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"Oh, all sorts of things. Hepatitis vaccine, a couple of steroids..."
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"You made muffins?"
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"Dad, I think Mom's right. You should go back to that doctor."
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"Oh, you... Oh, you thought... No, no, no."
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"...how many rotations of guys will it take before everybody's had a turn?"
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"Well, I did see a BM."
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"Oh, who's Scott?"
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"...and be the best leader of this household you can."
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"Gay or not, I just wish he was still here."
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"Talk to me when you doctor."
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"And that chapter is all about you."
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"...our house hasn't been destroyed by shenanigans on a weekly basis."
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"Oh, for the love of penis."
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"All right, men. This is Harry the homosexual."
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"Now, take these baseball bats and get to it."
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"...but we're not drinking. Those are empty calories."
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"I'm sorry to bother you, but I didn't know where else to go."
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"It's just you seemed so unhappy..."
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"This is who you are, I can't change you."
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"Oh, Lois, you've made me happier than a pig among guinea pigs."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Take back your fucking horse!"
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"Hey. Scat, scat. Go on, you."
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"Thanks for reminding me. Some of the milk in the fridge is not milk..."
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"You don't have to do anything."
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"Why is math so hard?"
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"But this is a whole new chapter in my life, Scott."
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"Stop!"
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"Dish, dish, dish."
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"...I have to say I'm really liking the new you an awful lot."
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"It wears off after two and a half weeks."
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"That's right. I bought a horse."
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"Fellas, this race ain't over yet."
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"All right, I'll do it."
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"...followed by Happy Hour, The War at Home, Drive..."
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"So you guys feel like watching the game at my house on Sunday?"
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"Holy crap! Ah!"
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"Oh, but I did."
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"I'm here. I'm queer. Don't get used to it, I'm leaving you."
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