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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Perspiration Implementation (S09E09)

"That'll teach her to care about your health."
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"I can't wait to see the look on her face when I die young."
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"When was the last actual exercise you got?"
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"Are you? Eh, I'll do it tomorrow."
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"♪ The Earth began to cool ♪"
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"♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x05 ♪ The Perspiration Implementation Original Air Date on Octo"
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"Rock climbing club, archery, flag football."
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"I got a triple-word score"
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"with a double letter "Q." If that's not a time"
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"to bust out the Scrabble dance, what's the point of having one?"
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"Preach."
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"Sure. So how can we help?"
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"Uh, in the bathroom, I folded the end of the toilet paper"
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"you are now sitting in the official"
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"breastfeeding area."
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"I mean, this woman's actually on a leash like a dog."
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"Swash."
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"Well said, Puss."
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"Gentlemen, welcome to the fencing club."
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"I hope you're not here because you think it's going to be"
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"That's my answer!"
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"Well, sorry to disappoint you, but fencing is a serious sport."
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"All right. Let's begin with some fundamentals."
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"This is the en garde position."
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"Notice my dominant leg faces forward."
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"When you're in a public restroom,"
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"Right. Always right."
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"show me en garde."
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"Non-sword hand up for balance."
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"Back foot follows."
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"So front foot forward, heel to toe."
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"Step back."
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"Front foot follows."
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"When can I stab one of my friends?"
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"But if I say I want to touch one of my friends,"
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"One, two, three."
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"Switch again. One, two, three."
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"An hour, tops."
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"And one, two, three."
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"Don't be afraid.""
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"the Internet's so negative."
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"I try to avoid it."
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"and didn't blink once.""
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"Kelly M. says,"
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"Jessica K. says,"
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"He took it off and gave it to me.""
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"See? Negative."
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"Now you try."
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"My name is Inigo Montoya."
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"You killed my father."
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"My name is Darth Vader."
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"Yeah, but he's dumb, and his face is dumb."
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"Barry, a word?"
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"at high noon, three years from today."
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"Yeah, and be warned."
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"Wow. That-that was crazier than I thought."
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"All right, I'm not saying"
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"it took everything in my power to hide my insecurity."
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"I'm having female problems."
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"maybe you should start thinking about dating another girl."
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"That's ridiculous."
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"you'd end up in a relationship,"
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"Maybe you should consider women"
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"There's that prostate doctor, but I'm still mad at her."
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"Whoa, whoa."
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"Walking up to a strange woman in a bar usually doesn't work."
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"Ladies love jocks."
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"How about you?"
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"And you, give my regards to Barnum and Bailey."
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"Stuart took that rejection like a pro."
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"What did he say?"
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"Are you attracted to him?"
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"I don't know."
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"You're just sweaty from exercise."
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"I wonder how many licks it would take to get to the center of me."
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"You don't have to leave."
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"Look at me go!"
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"How have you been?"
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"And I think my background in "mathletics" helped."
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"Okay."
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"But don't get too attached to him."
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"I said no."
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"Interesting."
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"You look good."
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"Is that the prototype drive system for the high-G rover?"
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"No, Bernadette got me a Fitbit"
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"so she can track how much I'm exercising."
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"The other day, when"
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"she tried to put that Fitbit on me and I ran away from her."
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"According to a recent study,"
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"simply thinking about exercise, even while sitting still,"
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"can have physical benefits."
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"For all you know, I could be exercising right now."
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"It wouldn't be the worst thing"
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"if we were more active."
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"Oh. You make an excellent point."
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"Ooh, I think I'm getting a runner's high!"
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"♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪"
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"♪ Bang! ♪"
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"Look at all these activities the university has."
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"Had me at flag, lost me at football."
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"Yeah, I think it's great you guys want to get more exercise,"
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"but do you really think sports is the right choice for you?"
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"What are you saying? We're not coordinated enough"
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"to play sports?"
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"Okay, Leonard, sweetheart,"
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"you twisted your ankle playing Scrabble."
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"Hey, Barry Kripke started a fencing club."
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"Interesting. Sword fighting does hold a certain elegant appeal."
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"And I would imagine it meets many"
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"of our personal criteria for a sport."
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"It's indoors, so no sunscreen."
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"No throwing, no catching,"
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"no running."
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"No gym shorts that can be yanked down."
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"Or worse, up."
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"It would be our only opportunity to use it"
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"in a non-metaphorical sense."
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"What about a game of tag on a French schoolyard?"
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"Ah, touché."
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