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Clips from The Simpsons - C. E. D'oh (S14E14)

"Ah! Thank you, teacher."
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"You see this watch?"
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"It's jammed with so many jewels, the hands can't move."
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"- What kind of watch do you have? - Uh..."
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"Well, I drew it on. See?"
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"Ah. You see that car out there?"
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"That's a Bentley Mark 12. They gave one to me..."
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"Oh, I'd hate to be in that union."
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"Friends, there's a force that runs through the universe."
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"We now call it Megatronics: The 48 Tips to Corporate Success."
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"Hmm."
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"- There. - Woo! Published by Kinko's."
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"Do you wanna yodel at the top of the corporate mountain?"
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"...made out to cash?"
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"God, yes!"
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""Tip one: live each day like it was your last.""
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"I don't wanna die. I'm so young."
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""Tip two: let nothing stand in your way.""
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"From now on, nothing's gonna stand in Homer Simpson's way."
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"Do your homework. Don't do so much homework."
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"Learn to talk. You, let's love now."
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"Go on ahead. I'll just slow you down."
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"What's that ruckus?"
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"It's the sound of a go-getter at work, Marge."
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"Look, I installed a key hook..."
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"...so you'll always know where your keys are."
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"I was tired of putting my keys in that bowl like a caveman."
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"I finally harnessed the awesome power of the hook."
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"Well, time for work."
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""Megatronics Tip 20: make your cubicle into a you-bicle.""
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"Hmm, what next, Megatronics?"
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""Point out problems at your workplace to your boss."
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"To separate yourself from the herd, just tattle on the cattle.""
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"Hmm..."
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"I say Attack of the Clones sucked more."
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"And now, to see Mr. Burns for the promotion and raise..."
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"...I've deserved since this morning."
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"Mr. Burns, I've made a list of recommendations..."
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"...to improve plant efficiency."
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"Oh, have you now? Well, huzzah, huzzah."
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"I'll just throw back my legs and pollute my britches with delight."
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"But the book said you would applaud my initiative."
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"And what book is that? The Ape Who Wanted a Big Bonus?"
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"- Would you mind? - Yes, sir."
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"Aw, look at the little eels."
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"Oh, electric eels!"
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"I didn't know Mr. Burns had an electric eel pond."
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"Well, he does. All my life, I've had one dream:"
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"To achieve my many goals."
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"Mr. Burns has never given me a thumbs-up or a "way to be"..."
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"...or a "you go, girl." No."
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"He just steps over everyone who works for him..."
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"...taking pleasure in making us feel small."
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"Oh, Homie. Don't let it get you down."
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"So Mr. Burns doesn't take you seriously."
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"Big whoop. Who gives a doodle?"
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"Thanks for trying, but I'll be at Moe's."
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"So my husband goes to a bar every night. Whoop-de-do."
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"Who gives a bibble?"
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"Gabba, gabba, hey."
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"I gave Mr. Burns the best years of my life."
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"And how much respect does he give me?"
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"Slim to bupkes."
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"Who's Burns? Somebody you work with?"
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"Moe, we've been complaining about him every night for eight years."
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"If this guy's riding you wrong, why don't you slap him some payback?"
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"Revenge? On Mr. Burns?"
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"Or give him some face time with sweet lady brick."
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"Ha, ha."
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"No. I think this calls for something a little more cerebral."
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"Wait till he steps on this flaming bag of, ah..."
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"Sir, we could be in real trouble here. If the government found out..."
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"...you dumped nuclear waste under Lego Land..."
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"For dumping that waste, you could go to jail."
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"A handsome man like you, I'd hate to think what would happen."
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"Sir, can you do that?"
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"Why, Standard Oil was once owned by a half-eaten breakfast."
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"Hmm..."
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"Don't you get it? If you get rid of that bird, Burns is at your mercy."
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"Get rid of a bird? No way."
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"Their eyes are so expressive."
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"Fool! You've learned absolutely nothing from my one-hour class."
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"- Homie, what's wrong? - I have a plan to get to the top..."
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"...but I have to do some pretty rotten things to get there."
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"I'm not sure I could look at myself in the mirror or any polished metal."
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"Well, if you don't know the right path to take..."
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"...you have to be very quiet..."
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"...and listen for that little voice inside that tells you what to do."
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"- Do it, Dad. - You could get a less crappy car."
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"Bart, you can hear us?"
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"- Oh, yeah. - From my room, I can hear everything."
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"- Me too. The walls are paper-thin. - Ugh. Hi."
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"This is it, boy. With this bird gone, the plant will be mine for the taking."
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"Now, fly to the Canary Islands."
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"- Smithers, it's an emergency. - Maroon alert. Or even vermilion."
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"The owner of the plant is gone. All that's left is this little mirror..."
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"...he used to amuse himself."
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"Hello, pretty boy. That's quite a beak on you."
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"Hoo-hoo! Who wants a kiss? Who wants a kiss?"
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"Ah! Good Lord. That canary was supposed to be my pigeon."
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"I need to find a patsy quick."
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"- Hello. - Yes, yes, hello."
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"You're quite the friendly fellow."
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"- But right now I'm looking for a patsy. - Hello."
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"Bumbling fool. I keep telling you I'm looking for a patsy."
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"- Hello. - Ooh!"
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"This moon-faced simpleton..."
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"Why are you looking at me like that?"
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"It's at the plant, no food will be served, the activity will be work..."
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"Aw!"
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"That's right. And as my first act..."
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"...Mr. Burns, you're fired."
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"That man's mad."
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"No. It's entirely within my power."
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"Furthermore, there never were any nuclear inspectors."
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"Check and mate. Now king me."
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"So the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon..."
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"I only have one thing to say to that..."
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"- ...bravo. - Huh?"
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"We clashed lances on the Champs de Mars..."
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