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Clips from The Simpsons - C. E. D'oh (S14E14)

"...and I have been bested. The plant is yours. Treat her well."
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"- Mr. Burns? - Yes?"
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"Eat crowd, old man!"
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"Hey, that looks like fun. Do me."
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"Homer! Homer! Homer!"
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"Mr. Burns' reign of terror is over."
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"Yay!"
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"And today begins my reign of..."
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"...terrific management."
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"- I thought he was gonna say "terror." - I didn't think he was."
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"Unlike Mr. Burns, I will respect you, the working-class slob..."
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"...because we are all equals."
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"And now, as I ascend this crystal staircase to my office..."
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"...I say, avert your gaze."
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"Yay!"
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"That is so cool."
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"Bart, open the door."
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"Now, open it again and put a walnut in there."
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"Dad, please. You're the head of a major corporation."
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"You're right. Put two walnuts in there."
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"Dad, have you looked at this earnings report?"
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"Sweetie, these things are gonna take time."
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"I just found the door-shutting thing."
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"Now I'm forcibly retired, I feel I should give back to society..."
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"Uh, if you say so, sir."
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"Uh, excuse me. Do you know where I can buy some, uh, drugs?"
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"Drugs? Everything is drugs."
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"Look, all market made of drugs."
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"- I'd like to buy this. - Only American money."
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"Our money is made of drugs."
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"To make this plant economically viable, you've gotta lay off 112 people."
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"If you don't patch the leak in Cooling Tower 2, you will go to jail."
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"- Oh, I need a vacation. - This is your vacation."
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"- Can't I water-ski a little bit? - Fine."
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"Homer, I'll go over the year-end profit forecast..."
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"I got a gold star at school today..."
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"That's great, honey. Hold it up to the camera."
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"Homie, I know you've got a lot of work to do..."
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"...but this really isn't the same as eating dinner with your family."
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"Look, there is nothing more important to me than you guys. I think..."
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"... best quality pork chops."
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"Dad, this just isn't working."
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"... with a big bowl of applesauce."
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"Well, I have to work. But give the monitor a kiss."
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"Come on, boy. You're not too old to kiss your daddy's monitor."
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"Hey, that's a printer port, not a finger hole."
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"Homie?"
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"Hey, honey. Sorry I'm so late."
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"I had to lay off 27 robots."
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"Don't tell me they can't cry."
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"Check it out. I'm Tomokazu Ohka of the Montreal Expos."
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"And I'm the man at the ballpark everyone hates."
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"- The umpire? - No, Billy Crystal."
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"Bart's growing up without me. He won't be 10 forever."
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"- Knock, knock. - Ah! Mr. Burns."
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"Where's Mr. Smithers?"
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"How did you ever run this place?"
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"You gotta turn away your family, fire your friends..."
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"...work until the wee hours of the afternoon."
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"That's 62 years in the "new English.""
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"I want to show you something."
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"...because I was too busy working."
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"This was my fiancée, Gertrude."
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"If I keep putting work first, I'll lose everyone I care about..."
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"...just like you did."
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"...you'll be walled inside my mausoleum forever."
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"No one will hear you."
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"All right. Ah."
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"Don't know why you're trying to steal the plant back. I don't want it."
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"Oh, keep begging. You're just wasting precious oxygen."
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"Brick by brick, I seal his doom."
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"There you go."
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"Hey, Dad, pitch to me."
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"From now on, my only ambition is to be the world's greatest dad."
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"- Quit crowding the plate. - Ugh."
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"Oh, you want a piece of me?"
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"You see, this is the stuff..."
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"- ...Mom won't do with me. - Yeah."
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"- Ow! Ow! He bit me! - You saw him. He bit me!"
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"You little..."
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"Shh."
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"- You, the greasy, naked, bald man. - Ah! You know everything about me."
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"- Yeah. - Life is hard."
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"We used to call that force God."
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"- Do you wanna be the ultimate you? - Yes."
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"Sounds good to me."
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"Oh, that's so sweet."
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"Ha, ha, I wouldn't go to jail."
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"- Now I need to find a patsy. - Hello."
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"...and the picnic is canceled."
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"...and do some charitable work. But first, I want to take a lot of opium."
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"Hey, Dad, you said you were gonna play catch with me."
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"Simpson, I worked here for three score and twain."
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"Loneliness and rabies. Do you see why I brought you here, Simpson?"
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"Hmm... Hmm? Hmm."
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"Heh, talk about your runaway government."
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"The legal owner of this plant would, Canary M. Burns."
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"And baby, you can turn me on"
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"You're my sex bomb"
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"Stop wasting my time, you corn-fed man-cow."
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"Hey, hey, hey, goodbye"
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"Ha, ha, oh, yeah."
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"Steal my plant, will you? By the time you wake up..."
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