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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa the Simpson (S09E09)

"Marge, we need 5,000 c.c.'s of snacks, stat!"
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"No snacks. Dinner will be ready in three minutes."
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"[All Three Groaning]"
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"If she started dinner three minutes earlier, we wouldn't be in this mess."
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"Relax, Lise."
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"Dad and I always have a plan "B.""
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"[Gulping, Chewing]"
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"- Pretty neat, huh? - But those candy bars are all squished and melted."
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"- Wha- - Wha-"
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"[Muffled] Come on, Lisa. Join your family."
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"[Whimpering]"
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"Quit it."
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"[Southern Accent] Quit-You kids knock it off."
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"Hi, honey. It's me, your husband, Ralph."
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"Hey, angel pie. Can you drive me down to the "liberry"?"
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"I wanna rent us up some movies."
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"[Groaning]"
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"Wesley, get mama's pryir bar."
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"Easy does it now. Easy. Little more."
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"Get- Right- Back-"
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"- [Grunts] - I'll get your coat."
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"- No! - No what?"
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"Like you!"
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"Lisa, come on."
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"Fine. She doesn't get her skin."
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"Lisa insulted us, Mom."
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"She thinks she is so great."
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"Dear Log: It won't be long now before my mind melts..."
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"by talk radio and vulgar mud flaps."
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"Oh, Kenny. Look at the interplay of light and shadow."
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"It's so luminous and vibrant!"
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"[Laughs] Thanks, Lisa. I painted that one."
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"[Lowers Voice] The real one's in my garage."
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"Hmm. Sounds like she's hitting a baby with a cat."
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"You have to listen to the notes she's not playing."
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"[Scoffs] I can do that at home."
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"Son, I represent a group of oil tycoons who make foolish purchases."
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"We already bought us a stained glass bathrobe..."
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"and the world's fattest racehorse."
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"Now we need your Ice Man."
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"Oh, no. I could never sell him."
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"He's like a frozen father to me."
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"- How much for just the head? - [Cracking]"
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"[Jasper Moans]"
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""Moon Pie.""
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"What a time to be alive."
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"Hey, who unplugged my freezer?"
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"Return to your state of living death at once, sir."
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"Is that you, Apu?"
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"Whoa! Time has ravaged your once-youthful looks."
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"- [Door Dings] - [Grunts]"
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"We must relinquish the giddy glamour of show business..."
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"and return to the humble pleasures of the neighborhood shopkeeper."
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"- Hmm. - Hmm."
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"Time traveler discount?"
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"- Come on in! - ##[Disco Continues]"
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"- Great set. - Oh, thanks."
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"But the crowd kept looking at me like I was using too many augmented ninths."
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"Aw, they just came for the buffalo wings."
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"But you really got through to me."
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"Oh, good. I figure if you've got something special to say..."
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"you have to share it with the world."
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"[Running Footsteps]"
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"I'm sorry, little girl. We don't just put people on TV."
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"Unless, of course, they're replying to an editorial."
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"Uh, I am! I'm strongly opposed to..."
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"Proposition, uh, 305!"
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"You're against discount bus fares for war widows?"
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"- Uh, you bet I am. - Okay. Makeup."
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"I'm getting worried about Lisa. She's been gone for hours."
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"If I were her, I'd be buying me a great big chocolate apology cake."
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"Authorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse..."
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"before it gets better."
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"And now, with an editorial reply, here's a small girl."
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"Hello. My name is Lisa Simpson."
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"[Gasps]"
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"- I'm supposed to talk to you about Rroposition 305. - Moochir war widows."
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"But I have something more important to say."
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"For reasons beyond my control, I will soon become vapid, sluggish and slow-witted."
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"So before that happens, I want to share some things with you that have meant a lot to me."
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"What is she doir out there? I'll cut off her mike."
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"No, no, no. Let her speak. I'm trying to get fired."
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"To Kill a Mockingbird, Harriet the Spy and Yertle the Turtle..."
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"possibly the best book ever written on the subject of turtle stacking."
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"She's got that right."
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"Beauty is all around us, and not just in pageants and parlors."
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"You can find it in the swirl of galaxies..."
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"or the swirl in the center of a sunflower."
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"That's a good idea. Let's go out for some frosty swirls."
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"Homer, your daughter is pouring her heart out."
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"Oh, she's just upset 'cause I told her her brairs turning to mush."
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"You know, on account of the Simpson gene."
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"Simpson gene? That's just foolishness!"
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"No. Baldness too."
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"So please, I beg you, don't take your brain for granted."
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"It's the best friend you'll ever have."
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"[Clears Throat] Little girl... likes her brain."
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"What's your opinion?"
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"[Scoffs] Simpson gene."
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"Somebody's gotta set that girl straight..."
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"and I know how to do it."
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"Marge, get me your address book..."
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"four beers and my conversation hat."
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"[Yawns] Why bother?"
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"Because your father has a big surprise for you."
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"- I'm adopted? - Better. Come look."
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"Lisa, it's me, Daddy. Your father."
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"I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area..."
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"so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes."
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"This is your great-uncle Chet."
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"Go ahead, Chet. Tell her what you do."
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"I run an unsuccessful shrimp company."
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"Oh. But... you run it, right?"
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"- Oh, yeah. - Okay."
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"Uh, this is your second cousin Stanley."
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"Um, I shoot birds at the airport."
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"Everybody hates birds, right?"
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"[Whimpers] Well, you look pretty successful."
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"Thanks. I play a millionaire at parties."
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"At least I'd like to."
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