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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa the Simpson (S09E09)

"You probably should have researched this first, eh, Dad?"
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"- What about you? - Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers."
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"I beg celebrities for money."
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"- I'm a prison snitch. - Jug band manager."
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"- My legs hurt. - [Groans]"
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"Oh, Lisa's right. We're nothing but a big bunch of losers."
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"Show's over, folks. Go home!"
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"- What about our five bucks? - You get it after you leave. Now get outta here."
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"Wait a minute, Homer. You didn't ask everybody. What about the women?"
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"Fine, fine."
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"What do you do, "Dr. Simpson"?"
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"- Doctor? - That's right."
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"That means you went to college, right?"
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"You have to if you want to be an architect."
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"of bunk and trundle beds."
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"Oh! Did you hear that, Lisa?"
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"So all the Simpson women turn out okay."
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"That's right, sweetie."
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"The defective Simpson gene is on the "Y" chromosome, so only men are affected."
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"[Both Growling]"
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"- Yea! - Yea!"
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"So I'm not doomed!"
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"Oh, thanks, honey. Remember..."
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"there's nothing that says you can't be a Simpson and a success."
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"Unless you're a man."
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"So wait a minute. This means I'm gonna be a failure?"
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"Yes, Son. A spectacular failure."
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"[Grunts]"
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"And I feel like there's nothing I can't do."
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"Except this stupid braintea-"
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"Except this stupid braintea-"
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"I mean, splendid."
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"- [Murmuring] - Shh!"
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"There's a brainteaser on the back."
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"- [School Bell Rings] - [Cheering]"
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"you're right."
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"Mr. McClure, what does D.N.A. stand for?"
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"[Homer] I didn't think it was gonna fall over."
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"By gum, it worked. I've awakened in the future."
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"- We'll tape it. - Why's she saying all this. Is she dying?"
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"[Gasps]"
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"Mama's watchir her stories."
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"- Bart! - What? Oh, napkin. Right."
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"What are they doing with our 45 cents?"
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"www.tvsubtitles.net"
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"[Gasps] The project. I forgot all about it."
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"## [Off-key]"
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"[Grunting, Laughing]"
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