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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa the Simpson (S09E09)

"I wanted Audie Murphy!"
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"If you would just apologize to Louie, you could get your hair cut the way you want."
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"No apology! Not until he admits he's a jerk!"
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"Mom, I think something's wrong with me."
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"I can't do anything right lately."
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"You're just having a bad day. I had one last week."
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"I burned the roast. My cake fell."
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"And I ran out of butter, so I had to spray the English muffins with PAM."
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"Maybe you're just a lousy cook. Ow!"
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"I'll go get the Bactine."
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"I feel like I'm getting dumber by the minute."
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"- What are you talking about? - Well, I'll show ya."
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"Follow me."
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"Wow! Dad was a good speller?"
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"Oh, your dad used to be smart as a monkey."
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"Then his mind started gettir lazy..."
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"and now he's dumb as a chimp."
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"- Grampa! - Hey, I am too."
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"Your brother's comir along nicely. Look at Bart's homework."
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"Back when he was your age, he was smart as a chimp."
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"[Gasps] This is just two years ago!"
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"That's right. Then the Simpson genes kicked in."
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"This is crazy. Just because you and Dad and Bart went downill..."
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"doesn't mean it's gonna happen to me."
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"- Does it? - Sure!"
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"But it doesn't mean you can't live a long and pointless life."
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"[Groans]"
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"Dear Log: Can it be true?"
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"Do all Simpsons go through a process of"dumbening"?"
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"Wait. That's not how you spell "dumbening.""
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"Wait. "Dumbening" isn't even a word!"
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"[Groans] I've got to find out more."
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"[Voices Shouting]"
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"That makes 22 to 16."
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"Time is running out."
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"[Dr. Hibbert Laughing] So you're worried about your genes, huh?"
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"Well, does it hurt when you go like this?"
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"- No. - Then will you turn this projector on for me?"
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"I think the film should answer all your questions."
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"##[Introductory]"
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"[McClure Narrating] Have you ever wondered why fat parents have fat children..."
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"or why Chinese parents have Chinese children?"
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"It's no coincidence. It's because of..."
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"D.N.A."
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"Hi. I'm Troy McClure."
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"- [Alarm Blares] - [Men Shouting]"
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"You may remember me from such medical films as Alice Doesrt Live Anymore..."
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"and Mommy, What's Wrong with that Mars Face?"
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"But Mr. McClure, what is D.N.A.?"
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"What the- Oh, hi, Billy."
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"Let's find out together."
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"D.N.A. is God's recipe for making you."
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"##[Soundtrack Music Stuttering]"
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"then we bake for nine months, and-"
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"Mmm. That's good Billy."
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"##[Stuttering]"
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"That didn't answer anything."
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"- I need more information. - Would you like to see it again?"
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"like sitting on the microwave?"
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"Not according to any movie I've ever seen."
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"I'm afraid you're stuck with your genes, Lisa."
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"[Chuckling]"
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"- [Door Dings] - Hi, frozen body."
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"- [Thumps] - Hmm. He's got a lob..."
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"but I don't hear a dob."
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"- [Thumps] - Oh. Uh, there it is."
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"You're lucky he's still alive."
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"This freezer is an attractive nuisance."
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"Just look at all that ice cream. It's damn near irresistible."
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"Well, we better leave him in there."
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"- Moving him now could kill him and tire us out. - Check it out!"
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"- A freezer geezer. - Please, young customers..."
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"ignore the frozen gentleman, and return to your impulse buying."
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"Aw, but we wanna stare at the ice dude."
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"- We'll give ya a buck. - No. This is a convenience store..."
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"not a freak show."
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"$1.20?"
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"- ##[Carnival] - Come one, come all."
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"Also gaze at the Frito found in a bag of Doritos."
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"Dear Log: My worst fears have been confirmed."
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"I've hit my mental and creative peak at the tender age of eight."
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"What will my life be like after I descend into mediocrity?"
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"Oh."
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"- [Clank] - [Laughing]"
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"Well, Ralph seems happy enough."
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"[Announcer] We now return to..."
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"When Buildings Collapse on nonstop Fox."
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"- [Building Collapses] - [Homer And Bart Laughing, Cheering]"
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"- [Bart And Homer Whooping] - [Groans]"
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"Hey, Lise, wanna join us?"
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"Room for one more."
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"We're watchir the TV."
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"[Narrator] Man has always loved his buildings."
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"But what happens when the buildings say, "No more"?"
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"- [Both Laughing] - [Homer] Oh! Ooh!"
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"Yeah! [Laughing]"
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"[Cheering]"
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"- Yea! - Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!"
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"##[Ends]"
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"The best part was when the buildings fell down."
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"Yeah. Ha. Maybe people got hurt."
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"Hey, yeah. [Chortling]"
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"[Announcer] And now, a Channel 6 editorial reply."
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"[Singsong] Boring!"
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"[Announcer] And now, When Surgery Goes Wrong."
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"##[Carnival]"
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"- Behold the can of mystery! - [Crowd Murmurs]"
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"The label vanished many years ago."
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"What strange wonders lie inside?"
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"Treasure, dog food?"
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"Whoa! Some things man is not meant to know."
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"[Rod And Todd Reading] "Show me your"-"
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"It says, "Show me your tie." It's cute. Come on. Let's go."
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"Me and Frostillicus go back a long way."
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"In fact, I got a real funny story about that."
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"Actually, it's not so much funny as it is long."
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"It seems that there was this-"
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"Whoo! What a gold mine!"
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"[Gasps] Oh, my goodness!"
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"## [Whistling]"
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