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Clips from Scrubs - My Conventional Wisdom (S06E06)

"Uh..."
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"J.D.: Now that Elliot had accepted Keith's proposal,"
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"Okay, so I took a picture of the church that we're gonna be married in."
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"and the people in the coffins are us."
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"You already picked the church?"
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"Yeah, I've reserved it for the third weekend in July"
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"every year since I was 19."
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"he is going to crap a Communion cracker."
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"Now, being that it's already May,"
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"we have to decide if we want to get married in two months,"
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"or a year and two months."
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"Elliot, two months isn't enough time to plan a wedding."
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"Elliot heard this..."
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"Great."
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"Two months it is."
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"Dude, it's over, okay? You guys had your chance."
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"She crushed you, you crushed her. It was always a train wreck."
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"I don't know, I guess, in the back of my head,"
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"You've made bigger mistakes."
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"MAN ON PONE: For tickets to see Basic Instinct 2, press the pound key."
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"That one still stings."
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"Yeah, she didn't even show her va-jay-jay."
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"It's on the DVD extras."
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"It's labeled "vagina.""
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"Look, hey, I'm going to Phoenix this weekend for a surgical conference."
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"I don't know, Turk. Would I get my own room?"
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"like we're right in front of the camera?"
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"J.D.: Already? I told you to go before we left."
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"- You got your name tag? - Yes, I do!"
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"Every year, the same group of rowdy doctors arrive"
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"and all they do is drink,"
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"hit on women and trash the place."
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"Oh, God, here they are now."
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"Hey, there, Patrick!"
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"Fetch!"
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"MAN: Oh, Bob. Would you hit that, huh?"
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"What are you, stoned?"
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"Out of my way, boys."
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"Me and my fellow Chiefs of Medicine are gonna tear this bitch up!"
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"One of those dudes is gonna die this weekend."
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"Come on, let's go get your mind off Elliot."
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"It's not that easy to..."
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"Oh, my God. Is that who I think it is?"
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"TURK: Yup, Old MC."
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"I was saving that as a surprise."
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"He's only the best Young MC impersonator on the circuit."
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"Let's get him to say, "Bust a move.""
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"Dude, the guy spends year after year"
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"Bust a move, man!"
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"You bust a move! It's Old Young MC."
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"July 21 st, save the date."
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"Oh, July 21 st, save the date."
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"How's it going?"
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"I have to say that two months is not enough time to plan a wedding."
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"Wait. I just realized."
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"- I love you. - I love you back!"
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"But seriously, do you realize how much work goes into planning a wedding?"
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"and the photographer that I reserve every year under a different alias."
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"Hey, everyone."
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"I've been looking for a new role-playing game"
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"So would anybody mind if I pretended to be the Chief of Medicine"
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"Fantastic."
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"Oh, gosh. July 21?"
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"That's gonna be a problem."
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"Because I wouldn't go to your wedding if it was held in my very own backyard."
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"Hey, can I bring a date?"
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"Oh, what am I thinking? I'll meet someone there."
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"He gave some hip-hop hugs."
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"what advice would you give me?"
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"Bust a move."
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"All right, all right."
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"Bust a move."
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"What are you drinking? We'll buy you one."
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"Bust a move."
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"- You know, convention stuff. - You know, convention stuff."
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"doesn't mean you two get to screw around."
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"Sir, we are being professional. Yeah, we were coming over here"
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"just now to check out this booth right here with the crapper."
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"If a patient has a bowel movement in it, it immediately gives a diagnosis."
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"We call it the Dr. Toilet."
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"Mr. Neemith, I wanted a second opinion,"
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"I agree. The best course of action is dialysis."
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"Dr. Toilet, I'm sorry about the other day."
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"I had just had my morning coffee and a bran muffin."
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"I know you were napping, but it was an accident."
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"I'm the only one that's a doctor,"
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"and yet you came into my office and you sat on me."
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"(SNORING)"
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"I wouldn't be able to help myself."
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"Hi, Gary, it's Elliot Reid."
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"since you broke up with me in the 11 th grade,"
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"but I just wanted to let you know that I'm getting married."
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"I'm sure the pulse setting on your showerhead will be devastated."
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"Look, blondie,"
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"Sure, just as long as you promise to come to my wedding,"
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"the camera's all yours."
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"Why do you even care?"
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"I know that we don't exactly like each other,"
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"but over the past six years, you've become a huge part of my life,"
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"Jennifer next to Jennifer next to Nadja,"
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"next to Bobby, but then next to Britney,"
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"Yeah, camera or no camera,"
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"please consider this me checking the "will not be attending" column."
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"Keith, I'm already covering three floors."
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"Can you believe this, Ted?"
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"(GAGGING)"
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"- Listen here, young Dr. Gilchrist. - That's not my name."
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"She's upset because you insinuated her job was less important."
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"He's actually right."
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"And you, Nurse Ipanema."
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"We've much work to do."
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"- Wait, Ted, Ted, what are you doing? - I'm a follower."
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"TURK: Okay, when the lecture starts,"
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"Do you think if Elliot and I were still dating,"
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"Turk,"
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"Elliot getting married is a big deal for me."
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"I'm Dr. Briggs and I'm lecturing"
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"J.D.: Except maybe the last girl I was in love with."
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"I can't make heads or tails out of this thing."
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"Ted! Add that to the list."
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