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Clips from ALF - On the Road Again (S01E01)

"I'm a magical creature ...of the forest."
ALF
"We've got to get you a woman."
ALF
"Maybe a talking rabbit."
ALF
"Hello, i'm sorry to bother you."
ALF
"Have you seen... anything unusual?"
ALF
"I know that's a general question,"
ALF
"But if you've seen it,"
ALF
"You'll know what i mean."
ALF
"There's no point in an explanation."
ALF
"Alf!"
ALF
"We were so worried."
ALF
"Did you get lost?"
ALF
"I do."
ALF
"Thank you for finding our..."
ALF
"Wait just a minute!"
ALF
"How do we know he's yours?"
ALF
"So what? I had a dog who did that to everybody."
ALF
"I don't know what kind of proof you want,"
ALF
"But alf belongs to me."
ALF
"Possession is 9/10's of the law."
ALF
"That's right. He's half ours."
ALF
"Look, he's coming with me."
ALF
"Did i mention the $50 reward for finding alf?"
ALF
"No, $25 apiece."
ALF
"Ridiculous of me to say no!"
ALF
"Thanks."
ALF
"Alf, i think we'd make better time,"
ALF
"If you'd let go of my leg."
ALF
"I've been through a traumatic experience."
ALF
"Did i tell you that i think..."
ALF
"We're not lost."
ALF
"That's because you've been holding my leg."
ALF
"We're not lost. We're going the right way."
ALF
"That is the way back to the camper."
ALF
"No, that's the way back to the camper."
ALF
"No, it's not."
ALF
"Yes, it is."
ALF
"All right, let's compromise."
ALF
"There's more rain, lucky."
ALF
"Rain from another angle."
ALF
"We've seen these dozens of times."
ALF
"But i haven't shown them to the luckmeister."
ALF
"[ Meow ]"
ALF
"Here i am after willie rescued me,"
ALF
"Ha!Only kidding!"
ALF
"Here i am lighting the bar-B-Que."
ALF
"Before the family left for san diego."
ALF
"No hard feelings."
ALF
"The cat won't fit in the toaster."
ALF
"Or i shouldn't?"
ALF
"It has something for everyone."
ALF
"Where things are not so different..."
ALF
"Alf!"
ALF
"We're dropping the french?"
ALF
"While kate and i put it out."
ALF
"I'm worthless."
ALF
"You're going on vacation without me."
ALF
"If we went deep into the woods, nobody would see alf."
ALF
"Mom!"
ALF
"I don't know the words."
ALF
"Lynn, want to spit out the window with me?"
ALF
"Maybe later."
ALF
"No!"
ALF
"Make way!"
ALF
"I'm tired of that."
ALF
"We're tired of chinese checkers."
ALF
"Oh boy!That sounds in the rain!Like fun!"
ALF
"That's the spirit!"
ALF
"There's the door!"
ALF
"Shoot..."
ALF
"It's not alf's, either."
ALF
"Sending him to die?"
ALF
"I love you, daddy."
ALF
"I'm in."
ALF
"Oh, oreos."
ALF
"Would you look at this."
ALF
"What was that?"
ALF
"A dead burglar."
ALF
"It's against the law to shoot them."
ALF
"[ Gasp ]"
ALF
"A talking anteater."
ALF
"I never ate anything that talked."
ALF
"I'm not an anteater."
ALF
"If you haven't,"
ALF
"Shut up!"
ALF
"$100 is ridiculous."
ALF
"All right, nice doing business."
ALF
"Alf..."
ALF
"Did i tell you how much i appreciate you saving me?"
ALF
"Whatever you say."
ALF
"Rain, again."
ALF
"Here i'm kissing willie."
ALF
"I got more response kissing the floor!"
ALF
"He's modest. I love that."
ALF
"I'm in the duffel bag."
ALF
"Which is exactly what i'm going to do."
ALF
"No, stay. That's the end of the hair talk."
ALF
"Moi?"
ALF
"We need pork and beans,"
ALF
"♪ one bottle of beer on the wall ♪"
ALF
"Call the newspapers, democracy is dead!"
ALF
"I'm sorry."
ALF
"I took that one."
ALF
"Did you say i should get hair in the peanut butter,"
ALF
"Hello?"
ALF
"Yes!"
ALF
"You did start that fire."
ALF
"I'll cook under the awning."
ALF
"- I vote we go home. - No vote!"
ALF
"Rabbits don't have a call."
ALF
"A burglar."
ALF
"I'll get the chain saw; you make the salad."
ALF
"That guy orders me around too much."
ALF
"That's $50 apiece!"
ALF
"I think we've been walking in circles."
ALF
"[ Thunder booms ]"
ALF
"Alf?"
ALF
"Instead of going far away,"
ALF
"You saved my life. Stand up and take a bow."
ALF
"We're not going without you."
ALF
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