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Clips from ALF - On the Road Again (S01E01)

"Try it without the blender."
ALF
"Rules, rules, rules."
ALF
"What was the question?"
ALF
"Just toss it out."
ALF
"No problem!"
ALF
"Why don't i believe that?"
ALF
"[ Alf ] never mind the curtains, put me out!"
ALF
"Let's eat!"
ALF
"Kate and i,"
ALF
"And, do..."
ALF
"No sale, here. It bites wind."
ALF
"Let's get back to the vacation."
ALF
"Did you lose your money?"
ALF
"We can't leave you home alone."
ALF
"You proved that today."
ALF
"You mean this kitchen thing?"
ALF
"Then, you watched tv,"
ALF
"The point is,"
ALF
"I ruined your stove..."
ALF
"Now, i'm ruining your vacation."
ALF
"I'm garbage. I'm canal water."
ALF
"I bite wind."
ALF
"We could rent a motor home and camp."
ALF
"Great!"
ALF
"Fine, we'll go."
ALF
"♪ one bottle of beer ♪"
ALF
"One more time!"
ALF
"Keep your eyes open for a clean gas station."
ALF
"I need to make a pit stop."
ALF
"No thanks. I'm going to write my boyfriend."
ALF
"I don't know how to spit."
ALF
"Ulp.All right!"
ALF
"I'll just moon some state troopers."
ALF
"You've been saying that since we...docked."
ALF
"How about scrabble?"
ALF
"I don't like charades."
ALF
"You guys are a bunch of negative nellies."
ALF
"May i suggest san diego?"
ALF
"Things haven't worked out as planned,"
ALF
"But when you have a lemon, you make lemonade."
ALF
"We can sit and complain,"
ALF
"Chutes and ladders anyone?"
ALF
"I'll set up the bar-B-Que."
ALF
"I think the alien could skip a meal."
ALF
"It might be a new experience!"
ALF
"Medium-Rare. Hold the lightning!"
ALF
"By keeping a positive attitude!"
ALF
"You could do that,"
ALF
"If you want to go home, go!"
ALF
"I'll go!"
ALF
"Sorry, i have my pride."
ALF
"I'm out of here. I'm history!"
ALF
"Another chute!"
ALF
"Oh, honey!"
ALF
"Remember, it doesn't work on bears."
ALF
"Give me a kiss."
ALF
"I'm looking through your cabinets."
ALF
"[ Sniffing ]"
ALF
"Yikes!"
ALF
"My kind of people."
ALF
"You really are an idiot."
ALF
"I had that rabbit right in my sights,"
ALF
"Then you scare him away,"
ALF
"How do they get each others attention?"
ALF
"I didn't do that."
ALF
"Maybe some animal got in here."
ALF
"[ Alf groans ]"
ALF
"Cover me."
ALF
"I think cher has one."
ALF
"That's one of those weird animals from australia."
ALF
"Then, how did it get here?"
ALF
"That's the stupidest thing you've said."
ALF
"Look it up!"
ALF
"You sure?"
ALF
"[ Spits ]"
ALF
"Whatever he is..."
ALF
"I hear you."
ALF
"I do hear you!"
ALF
"You're really talking!"
ALF
"Alf?"
ALF
"Hey, earth to yokel..."
ALF
"Hey, artie!"
ALF
"This anteater talks."
ALF
"Don't listen; he's tricky."
ALF
"I think he's from the city."
ALF
"[ Knocking ]"
ALF
"Who could that be?"
ALF
"Who's this?"
ALF
"Oh, alf!"
ALF
"Thank goodness!"
ALF
"I don't expect him to answer."
ALF
"Anteater."
ALF
"Come on, we've got to go."
ALF
"By the way he's hugging my leg."
ALF
"That's that."
ALF
"[ Motor turning over ]"
ALF
"I'll hold your $25."
ALF
"Just a little longer."
ALF
"Yes you did, alf."
ALF
"Over and over."
ALF
"Did i tell you i think you got us lost?"
ALF
"No, i'm pretty sure we should be going that way."
ALF
"Let's go that way."
ALF
"No!"
ALF
"That's where those guys live."
ALF
"You got it! I'm going to return you,"
ALF
"You're absolutely right."
ALF
"All aboard!"
ALF
"Here i am kissing the motor home floor."
ALF
"There's the motor home in flames."
ALF
"Here we are on the bus."
ALF
"Here i am chained to a tree,"
ALF
"Yo, kate."
ALF
"Where are your casserole dishes?"
ALF
"Why?"
ALF
"Where's the blender?"
ALF
"Don't get hair in the peanut butter."
ALF
"That's the answer ...san diego."
ALF
"Where shall we go on vacation?"
ALF
"I say san diego."
ALF
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