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Clips from ALF - On the Road Again (S01E01)

"Some guy with a run-On sentence."
ALF
"[ Horn honking ]"
ALF
"I think the rain will stop."
ALF
"Or the national inquirer."
ALF
"No mooning!"
ALF
"You're a different person on vacation."
ALF
"Because you usually mutilate all the good meat."
ALF
"You're a credit to the human race?"
ALF
"That's where we're going."
ALF
"How come we're not going?"
ALF
"Around the house?"
ALF
"* two bottles of beer *"
ALF
"I'll spot you 10 feet."
ALF
"One of those expensive dogs."
ALF
"I want to talk about our vacation."
ALF
"Why's that the end of the hair talk?"
ALF
"Never mind. I'll make a peanut butter sandwich."
ALF
"Amen, to that!"
ALF
"There's hair in this tuna fish."
ALF
"Alf!"
ALF
"Again?"
ALF
"It's easy..."
ALF
"Don't get your shorts in a knot!"
ALF
"There's charades."
ALF
"Or we can enjoy ourselves."
ALF
"Been playing the ponies?"
ALF
"It isn't my day."
ALF
"Thanks."
ALF
"We're trying to make the best of it,"
ALF
"Don't talk to me."
ALF
"It is an animal."
ALF
"Don't you know anything?"
ALF
"By drowning us?"
ALF
"Yeah, you're getting the short end of the stick."
ALF
"Focus in here."
ALF
"What?"
ALF
"Come on, alf."
ALF
"And get my $100 back."
ALF
"That is the way back to the camper."
ALF
"From "the cabin that dripped blood.""
ALF
"We don't have to check with alf."
ALF
"Thank you for this food, you've set before us,"
ALF
"We've changed the subject to our vacation."
ALF
"Do we get to cross the street?"
ALF
"Porquois?"
ALF
"Someone will call the police..."
ALF
"How?"
ALF
"Chain me to a tree. Put me in a kennel."
ALF
"* if one of those bottles should happen to fall *"
ALF
"* two bottles of beer on the wall *"
ALF
"♪ a thousand bottles of beer ♪"
ALF
"The kennel idea is dead?"
ALF
"You crashed into our garage."
ALF
"No!No!"
ALF
"I was bored!"
ALF
"You've been reading my recipe book."
ALF
"I'm going to sit and complain."
ALF
"...asking him to leave. Anyone would have."
ALF
"Anybody home?"
ALF
"You should get even with that guy."
ALF
"Well, my cousin's cockatoo..."
ALF
"$50 each?"
ALF
"Oh, well..."
ALF
"Anyway, we're lost."
ALF
"Hang on, we're getting to the good part."
ALF
"May i be excused?"
ALF
"You're the reason we're staying home."
ALF
"I'm trying to make this fun!"
ALF
"Boy, you call this a vacation!"
ALF
"I drove through the cosmos."
ALF
"[ Screaming ]"
ALF
"The truth is,"
ALF
"Hey chief, let me take over."
ALF
"You don't know how to drive."
ALF