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Clips from ALF - On the Road Again (S01E01)

"But, what about alf?"
ALF
"It's really got something for everyone."
ALF
"I'm sorry..."
ALF
"The hair or the peanut butter?"
ALF
"Both!"
ALF
"Oh my gosh...a shakespeare festival."
ALF
"Willie, there's hair in our peanut butter."
ALF
"Love boat's bernie koppel is playing hamlet."
ALF
"What are we going to do about..."
ALF
"Grease fire!"
ALF
"Alf!"
ALF
"Oh, no!"
ALF
"♪♪"
ALF
"And once again, thank you for sparing our kitchen."
ALF
"I like it!"
ALF
"How come i didn't get any hair?"
ALF
"We ran out."
ALF
"Because, that's the end!"
ALF
"I thought we decided ...san diego."
ALF
"Your mother and i..."
ALF
"Have talked, and we decided"
ALF
"That we should stay here."
ALF
"At the table?"
ALF
"No, but in or around the house."
ALF
"We can go outside..."
ALF
"We just thought,"
ALF
"It would be more fun to stay home,"
ALF
"The things we do every day."
ALF
"I think you sold them, dear."
ALF
"That's not hair talk!"
ALF
"We should talk."
ALF
"Oui, monsieur."
ALF
"Because you're an alien."
ALF
"No problemo."
ALF
"Why can't we take alf to san diego?"
ALF
"The minute we check in,"
ALF
"It wasn't a 3-Man job."
ALF
"We have to spend this vacation at home."
ALF
"I-I feel terrible."
ALF
"You haven't ruined anything."
ALF
"Except, our stove."
ALF
"And our vacation."
ALF
"I can't live with that."
ALF
"Pen me in, where i won't cause damage."
ALF
"I agree. There's gotta be a place we can go."
ALF
"Out of the mouths of babes..."
ALF
"Let's give it a shot!"
ALF
"Uh, wolf repellant..."
ALF
"♪ one bottle of beer on the wall ♪"
ALF
"♪ if one of those bottles should happen to fall ♪"
ALF
"♪ no more bottles of beer on the wall ♪♪"
ALF
"♪ a thousand bottles of beer on the wall ♪"
ALF
"Sing, mom!"
ALF
"It's all this singing about beer."
ALF
"How about you, kate?"
ALF
"See any garages? Come on!"
ALF
"Is it just me, or are the walls closing in?"
ALF
"Yeah...sometime."
ALF
"Let's make the best of it."
ALF
"How about chinese checkers?"
ALF
"Alf ate all the vowels."
ALF
"When i'm bored, i eat vowels."
ALF
"I feel like everyone is watching me."
ALF
"What do you want to do?"
ALF
"It's your call. You dragged us here!"
ALF
"And find something we can do together."
ALF
"No, you may not!"
ALF
"What are you talking about?"
ALF
"There's more than one way to skin a cat."
ALF
"Let's do something."
ALF
"We're going on a hike!"
ALF
"Who cares if we get wet."
ALF
"That's easy for you, you're not 98% hair."
ALF
"See you later."
ALF
"[ Thunder booms ]"
ALF
"Welcome back."
ALF
"You're not going out?"
ALF
"Need some help bobbing for firewood?"
ALF
"One more word, and you're not eating."
ALF
"Right, let the alien starve!"
ALF
"How would you like your hamburger?"
ALF
"How would you like to be 50% hair?"
ALF
"Instead of complaining!"
ALF
"Please!"
ALF
"Not everyone enjoys a rain forest."
ALF
"We're here because of you!"
ALF
"Dad!"
ALF
"Fine, go!"
ALF
"Fine, i'm going."
ALF
"Alf, don't."
ALF
"Alf... come on!"
ALF
"I'm going to die."
ALF
"We want alf back."
ALF
"Don't try to make me feel guilty about..."
ALF
"Not me. Not me. Not me."
ALF
"Where's the wolf repellent?"
ALF
"Yea, dad!"
ALF
"I want you to be very careful."
ALF
"So long."
ALF
"I'm coming in."
ALF
"Look here, you left the door open."
ALF
"With that sound you were making."
ALF
"It was a rabbit call."
ALF
"Rabbits have a call; look it up."
ALF
"You're always leaving the cookies out."
ALF
"We'll get ants!"
ALF
"Who did?"
ALF
"Right, some animal partial to oreos!"
ALF
"It's an ugly little sucker!"
ALF
"I think it's a dog."
ALF
"That's no dog!"
ALF
"The continents used to be connected..."
ALF
"I know what that is. It's an anteater."
ALF
"You can shoot anteaters!"
ALF
"I'm going to butcher him."
ALF
"Why do you always get to do it?"
ALF
"You're talking!"
ALF
"May i suggest a murder-Suicide."
ALF
"Let's get past that."
ALF
"[ Chain saw sputters and dies ]"
ALF
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