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Clips from The Simpsons - Simpsons Bible Stories (S10E10)

"My unicorn!"
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"Oh, what have they done to you, Gary?"
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"Oh, there, there. I'm sure he's gone to a better place, Lord."
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"God, you have every right to flick me out too."
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"Oh, my back!"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Definitely pain."
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"This sucks."
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"Things were so much better back in the garden."
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"I'm sure God will let us return soon."
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"I mean, how long can he hold a grudge?"
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"- ''Forever- - Hmm?"
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"''and ever..."
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"And that concludes Genesis..."
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"the first of the 66 books of the Bible."
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"Moving on to Exodus-"
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"And Abraham begat Isaac, and Isaac begatJacob..."
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"and who did he beget?"
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"Back to slavin'."
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"Man, captivity blows."
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"Ah, excellent progress, Slave Driver Willie."
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"- Kudos on your whipping. - Oh, he noticed!"
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"Ay! Suffering sarcophagus! My tomb!"
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"Come on, confess. Don't make me slay all the firstborn males again."
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"Bart did it. I saw him do it."
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"No! The bush set me up!"
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"As for the rest of you, it's time for a little discipline."
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"Slave Driver, put away the encouragement whip and break out the cruel whip."
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"-Just look at that snapback. - Yeah, it's sweet."
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"We can't keep living like this. Moses, ask Pharaoh to let your people go."
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"Scrub harder, slave! I want to be able to eat off that thing!"
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"And make it snappy. It's almost lunchtime."
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"I think Moses here has something to ask you. Go!"
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"- Uh, let my people go. - Let your people go?"
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"I've never heard such insolence! You call yourselves slaves?"
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"Well, the ball's in his court now."
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"All right, read me back what I have so far, Mrs. Krabapatra."
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"''Bird, bird, giant eye, pyramid, bird.''"
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"Mm-hmm. Very good."
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"Uh, giant eye, dead fish, cat head, cat head, cat head..."
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"- Keep that plague coming, Moses. - Frogs away!"
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"We spent all our money, but it was worth it. Now he's gotta let us go!"
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"Mmm. Mmm!"
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"These are the juiciest frogs I've ever eaten."
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"Mmm! Ra has rewarded my cruelty to the slaves."
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"And there's nothing you can do about it!"
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"Do you think we could ever be more than just friends?"
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"Not now, Moses! We gotta find a way outta here."
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"I know we built a secret passage in here somewhere."
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"Huh?"
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"Our time has come! Follow me to freedom!"
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"##"
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"Well, I say good riddance to bad rubbish."
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"Okay. But who's gonna build your pyramids?"
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"Well, we cou-After them!"
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"We'll never be able to swim that far."
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"- Oy, caramba.! - Screw this!"
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"I'm converting! Save us, O mighty Ra!"
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"Hey, cut that out! I have an idea."
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"All right, Moses. Lead your people!"
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"Flush!"
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"It's a miracle! I performed a miracle! I'm a genius!"
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"Yeah, yeah. Hurry, everyone! We don't have much time!"
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"- Oh.! - Hey, Chief. He splashed me!"
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"Well, Lisa, we're out of Egypt."
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"Hmm. Well, actually it looks like we're in for 40 years of wandering the desert."
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"Forty years?"
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"But after that, it's clear sailing for theJews, right?"
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"Now we come to King Solomon, whose wisdom was like a drill..."
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"boring into the rock of injustice."
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"Boring."
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"Boring."
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"Boring."
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"Hmm."
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"The pie shall be cut in two."
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"I'll eat the pie."
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"Okay, next up-"
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"''And after David smote Goliath..."
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"''the people crowded into the temple-"
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"''where a cool breeze blew not."
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"And their hearts were filled with crankiness. ''"
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"And once again-"
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"##"
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"Now, I'm not saying Jezebel's easy..."
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"but before she moved to Sodom it was known for its pottery."
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"What else you got?"
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"Methuselah, my oldest friend, who did this to you?"
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"Oh, it was Goliath."
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"But Goliath is dead. I smote him myself."
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"I ''smoted'' him good."
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"No-o-o!"
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"Goliath II is gonna pay."
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"And this time it's biblical."
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"applause, applause, you gotta believe in yourself, stay in school, and we're outta here."
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"- I don't know, Davey. - Quiet, you."
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"Oh, you've gotten pretty fat, Davey."
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"Let's get it on!"
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"See ya later, Davey."
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"You killed my best friend!"
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"Ooh-hoo!"
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"You killed my father, who was like a best friend!"
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"Ooh-hoo!"
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"All I need is my trusty sling and one good, hard, um-"
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"Say, how's tomorrow for you?"
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"What say you now, Goliath?"
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"Without your precious hair, you no longer possess your fantastic strength!"
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"That's Samson, idiot!"
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"Let my proclamation go out across the land:"
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"- Ha-ha! - Ha-ha!"
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"Oh. I hope this doesn't get into the Bible."
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"You're King David. I love you, 'cause you kill people."
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"Get yourself another hero, kid. I'm all washed up."
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"Well, I guess it's up to Ralph to stop Goliath."
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"Goliath II is really gonna pay!"
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"Get ready to meet the first action hero."
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"Crap."
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"Jonah! Oh!"
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"You died the way you lived- inside a whale."
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"I trampled four giant-slayers today."
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"I think I earned this."
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