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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - The Piano Movers (S01E01)

"It's antique Persian. It's very valuable."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Not on that chair. It's a Chippendale."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"It's French. Hand-blocked. Very delicate."
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"I'm just a little nervous about them."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"We go in for antiques, sure, but mostly our business is junk."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I know. But I want you to take this."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- What's the matter with it? - There's nothing the matter with it."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- It was my wife's. - Did she die?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"If you were to call up a piano moving outfit..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Pianos are out. You know what's in? Guitars. That's right."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I was reading an article in Ebony just today. Do you read Ebony?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- Well, listen... - I was reading this article in Ebony..."
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"I'll give you ten dollars to take it away."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- You must be crazy. - I'll give you 15."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'll take the 20."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"It's gonna hurt my back, but I'll do it."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I don't care if it does hurt my back. I'll do it."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Do you think you'll be able to manage?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"See, it's my back. Hasn't been the same since the war."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"But when I'm gone, the business will all be his alone."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"It'll be Dummy, Incorporated."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Gentlemen! I don't want any scenes here."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Go on. Tell him what size shoe you wear."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"It's the carpet. It's antique."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- It's the chair. - It's a Chippendale."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Not for sitting."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You stay right here. I'll be right back."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You know what I think? I think he's a fruitcake."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Would you stop it."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"And you know why?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"What happened between you two?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I just wanted to know what the reason was."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"If you really must know, our marriage wasn't working, so we separated."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"This is a nice apartment here. I wonder how much the rent is."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Look here. $320 to Mrs. Martinson."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- That must've been his wife. - Pop, put that down."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, your father seems willing to work."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Yeah. I always say if you got a job to do, do it and get it over with."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Hey, Lamont, look here."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"This is the kind of cigarette they smoke."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"All we got to do is push it. It's on rollers. Just watch."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- Now what are you doing? - Excuse me."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I didn't know you were still talking on the phone."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- No, no. - Get down there. I'll lift the piano."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I sure can. Thank you."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You've been lying and snooping around and trying to make me out to be a rat."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"What's he doing to you? Is he threatening you?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Wait. Don't do that now. He just loses his temper every now and then."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"But he don't mean it. Besides, we need the job."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Anything that goes in, goes out."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"turn it on its side and get it through sideways."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Yes, we're certainly taking a long time getting this out of here."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"If I'd known you were going to take that long, I wouldn't have..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- The legs don't come off. - How did they get the dumb thing in?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"That's what I told him."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well... Okay, as soon as I move the piano."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Look, first the truck and then the piano. Okay?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Okay."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- You can't leave now. - You heard what that policeman said."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Listen. I'm sick of you and this job and this piano. Let's get out of here, Pop."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"And he came upon the Red Sea and he stuck his arms out over the sea..."
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"- Say, Lamont. - Huh?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Stop that, Pop."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Did you notice when I mentioned the war, he started talking German?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You remember that salute? "Hi, Hitler. ""
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- I don't mind. - Let's go."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Excuse me. Are you the gentleman that left this card on my truck?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Yes. I didn't see you around when I came home a little while ago."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I have an item in here I think you might be interested in. Come in."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- What? - What size shoe do you wear?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"What size... Nine and a half. What's that got to do with anything?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Here. Put these on."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I can't stay long. I got to get back to work."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- So would you put these on, please? - All right."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I don't know why I got to put on slippers for."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"It's very valuable, very delicate."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Not on the wallpaper."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"If you got something to sell, bring it out here and let's get it over with."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You wait right here. I'll bring you a chair."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"What kind of nut is this?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"in case they're valuable and delicate."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- Let's just forget about this. I'll... - You don't understand."
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"It's taken me a long time to collect all these things."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You don't have to tell me that. I'm a collector myself."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"And where do you think I live, in a packing crate?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, excuse me. Will you follow me?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Say, listen, are you sure it's me you wanna do business with?"
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"I don't care what it looks like. I want it out of here."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"No. Unfortunately."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"She's no longer here. I don't want anything of hers in here either."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- Well? What do you say? - What do I say?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- How much do you want for it? - Nothing. I just want it out of here."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- You mean for nothing? - That's right."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, see..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"they would charge you a pretty good penny to get this out of here."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"But I'm letting you have it for nothing. You can sell it."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You just try and sell a piano today."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, look..."
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"- No. - Why not? I read Life."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"and it was going on to say that the guitar business in this country..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"has shot sky high, but pianos, that's..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Fifteen? I got a partner. How we gonna split 15 dollars?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'll give you 20. You don't want to do it for that, I'll get somebody else."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I shouldn't 'cause I can get hurt on this job and I don't have any insurance."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'll take it. I'll have to go get my partner."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"In the meantime, I don't want you to give that piano to anybody else."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Say, listen, Lamont, me and you can't move no piano. That's heavy work."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Besides, I got a sacroiliac."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Say, Pop, everybody's got a sacroiliac."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Yeah, but not like mine."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"See, you wasn't in the war. You wasn't wounded."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Are you gonna start that again? What war were you ever in?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"World War II. I never got over it."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Staggering under that 40-pound pack."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You know you never left Fort Dix, New Jersey."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"And the only pack that ever made you stagger was a six-pack."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"How would you like one across your lip?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Do you wanna do this job or don't you? If you do, stop talking."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- If you don't, we'll just go home. - I'll do it."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Although it'll hurt my back, I'll do it."
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