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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - The Piano Movers (S01E01)

"Well, we're back. This is my partner."
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"Come in."
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"He looks a little old to be doing heavy work like moving a piano."
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"That's what I tried to tell him."
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"Don't worry. I'll take most of the strain."
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"- You were in the war. - Yeah, the big one. World War II."
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"Paratrooper. Jump behind German lines."
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"But I don't wanna talk about it."
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"Do you know you're right? I've been telling him that all day."
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"- My son don't like to hear war stories. - Son? You brought your father to help?"
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"I already told you that I'm gonna do most of the lifting."
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"Why do you make him work like this?"
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"Any day now..."
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"I'll be going to join my wife Elizabeth."
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"- Would you stop that. - See, it's Sanford and Son now."
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"Wait a minute. What are you talking about Dummy, Incorporated?"
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"I brought you up here to move this piano."
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"This man doesn't need to know anything about our personal business."
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"- All right. - Come on, Pop. Let get this thing."
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"- Oh, yeah. - What's the matter?"
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"What size shoe do you wear?"
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"I wear a ten. What we gonna do, dance?"
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"With those heavy boots, you wouldn't want to walk on an old Persian carpet."
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"With these heavy boots, I'll walk on a old Persian."
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"Sorry. This is all I have in size ten."
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"Who wore these last, the thief of Baghdad?"
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"I don't know how you find these people."
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"You ought to get a Sears Roebuck. They're made for sittin'."
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"The wallpaper. It's French. Very delicate."
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"What's he doing with all these slippers around here?"
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"He don't want nobody to walk on his old rugs."
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"Or maybe just a plain fruit."
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"What's he doing home this time of day in that fruity robe?"
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"I already told you, Pop, they're separated."
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"His guests don't have to worry about where they gonna lean or sit or walk."
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"They just fly around the room."
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"Listen to me. I don't care anything about this man's personal life."
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"We're here to move a piano."
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"Well, you just keep an eye on him and watch his shoulders."
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"That's how you can tell. Watch his shoulders."
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"- Here you are. - See that?"
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"- See? See what? - Nothing."
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"I was talking to him."
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"Would you like some help?"
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"- No, I don't want no help. - Well, I'll leave you two alone."
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"Say, listen. Just a moment."
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"- Will your wife be coming around today? - My wife and I are separated."
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"Wait a minute. Come here."
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"I don't think that concerns you."
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"One more question. The reason why I asked you..."
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"'cause a lot of people get separated nowadays."
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"Excuse my father. He's got a habit of poking his nose in people's business."
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"That's what I wanna ask you about. Come here."
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"That's what I wanna ask you, about that whole new way of life."
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"What's the matter with you? What are you asking people personal questions for?"
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"- That's embarrassing. - We better get on out of here..."
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"'cause this place might get raided."
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"Because I'm tellin' ya, that guy is..."
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"What are you worried about? If this place gets raided while we're here..."
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"all we have to do is tell 'em that we came to move a piano."
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"In these?"
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"We got a job to do. Let's just do it and get it over with."
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"- Hey, Lamont. - Huh?"
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"What difference does it make? You could never live here."
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"Supreme Court said I could live anywhere I want to."
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"Yeah, well, you better get the Supreme Court to pay your rent."
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"Come on over here and let's get this started."
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"- Look here. Here's his checkbook. - Would you put that back."
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"And $100 to Duane Hudson."
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"Get away from there. Just get..."
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"- Are you looking for something? - No. I was just putting..."
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"Come on, son. We got to move this piano over here."
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"Exactly. Too bad the young people today don't understand any of that."
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"- Yeah. You got any kids? - No."
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"I didn't think so."
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"Excuse me."
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"Hello."
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"You double-crossing old... What are you doing?"
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"- What's the matter with you? - Did you hear him say "darling"?"
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"I can swear it was a man's voice on the other end."
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"Are you gonna get started on this job or not?"
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"All right. Okay."
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"I bet that was Duane on the phone."
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"Would you put that down."
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""My goodness. ""
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"I'd sure would like to be here Saturday night..."
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"when Duane and all the rest of the guests be around here..."
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"smoking these cigarettes and sittin' around in their slippers."
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""Oh, my goodness. ""
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""Excuse me. How long have you been doing manual labor?""
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"- Can't take a minute out for a few... - What's the matter with you?"
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"Well, what do you think?"
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"What do you mean, you're not lifting this?"
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"I ain't gonna rupture myself for no ten bucks."
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"Pop, don't you understand? We're not just getting ten dollars."
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"The man is giving us a Steinway."
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"The man is giving us a hernia."
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"- You wanna quit? - How you gonna lift it?"
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"Just get down here, try to get this..."
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"- What was that for? - He's still talking to Duane."
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"Get over here. Stay away from that phone."
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"- We got to move this piano. - What do you want me to do?"
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"Yes? Was there something you wanted?"
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"I was just wondering could you give me a drink of something."
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"Milk. No. That's too heavy. My bayonet wound in the infantry."
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"Infantry? I thought you said you were in the paratroopers."
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"That's true. When I jumped, I landed on a guy who was in the infantry..."
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"and he had his bayonet out."
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"Oh. I see."
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"Make it a beer or gin."
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"Beer. Brandy."
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"That's what the old army doctor used to always say..."
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"- I'll see which I have. - Beer or brandy..."
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"or vodka or bourbon."
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"Tequila."
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"You get more ridiculous by the minute."
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"Listen. This is what we're gonna do. I'll lift the piano..."
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"and all you have to do is get underneath it and pull out the carpet."
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"You can't lift no piano."
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"I can lift it long enough for you to pull out the carpet."
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