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Clips from South Park - Cat Orgy (S03E03)

"Shut up, Kitty!"
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"Aha!"
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"But if you've seen one turd, you've seen them all..."
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"- Stupid turd, but one... - Hey! I need to use the phone!"
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"Hold on a second, Carrie..."
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"I pulled his underwear over his head."
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"I'm gonna get her, Kitty. Mark my words!"
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"And now back to the movie of the week, Aliens."
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"- Hey, I was watching Aliens on TV! - Well, I'm watching Friends, turd!"
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"That's my boyfriend. Go answer the door while I make sure"
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"- Hey, is Shelly around? - Who the hell are you?"
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"I'm the guy who's gonna put a boot up your ass,"
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"- if you don't tell me where Shelly is. - Hey, Skyler!"
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"- Christ! He's like 50 years old! - He's 22!"
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"You're a turd! You're the Turdman of Alcatraz!"
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"Yeah."
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"Dude, when my mom finds out that my babysitters had their boyfriends over,"
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"- God damn it! - Turd wedgie."
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"Come in the kitchen, Skyler, there's refreshments."
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"And now back to Wild Animal World."
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"Here, in the more arid regions of Africa,"
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"the Gold Coat lions are in the throes of mating season."
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"The male lion positions himself behind the female,"
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"and prepares to insert his lionhood. Notice his large, swollen balls."
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"The male lion is enticed by the female's supple breasts and firm backside."
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"No, Skyler, quit it."
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"- Eight days, tomorrow. - And I still don't get any action."
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"But I'm still in high school. I told you, I'm a very immature 22-year-old."
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"- I'm gonna tell my mom on you. - Turd rock from the sun."
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"- Hey! You ate all the pizza! - We left you some crusts."
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"That does it! I'm calling my mom right now and busting your ass!"
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"- Guess again, Richard the Turd. - Give me that phone number!"
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"Come on, babe. Let's go to the living room."
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"I am not going to be bossed around by a chick!"
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"God damn it, Kitty. You have to calm down!"
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"Here, I'll get you some catnip."
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"Okay, okay, hold on. I'll find the catnip."
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"Black darkness fills my icy soul Demons from Hell seek the chosen one"
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"It's the best of its kind. And not a scratch on it."
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"I can't help it. I see your pretty lips, and I want to kiss them."
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"Really?"
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"I cherish you almost as much as I cherish my guitar."
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"- Wow. - When I make it to the big time,"
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"- What the... - Ha, ha! Charade you are!"
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"Open this door, turdle dove!"
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"You're mom doesn't get home for three more hours."
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"That's plenty of time for me to make a turd sandwich out of you."
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"- Give me that picture, turd! - You're never gonna get this picture!"
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"I'm gonna bust this door down!"
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"That's quick thinking, Artemus Clyde Frog."
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"I am putting this picture of the babysitter and her boyfriend on your collar."
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"and save me."
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"Don't stand between me and my dreams, babe."
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"Hey! Who was that? Who came to the door?"
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"We need to run over to the hospital and identify her body."
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"- We'll be right back. - What? Is she okay?"
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"That was a turd trick! Your mom isn't really dead."
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"I knew it was a turd trick, and I opened the door"
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"because Mr. Kitty is on his way right now to my mom's party with the picture!"
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"I knew you sent the cat, and that's why I went outside and got him!"
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"and that's why I wrote a letter to the press,"
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"to be opened in case of my demise."
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"Should anything happen to me, that letter will go out,"
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"Okay, let's see now..."
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"Damn it!"
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"This is a song I wrote for you, Shelly. One, two... One, two, three, four..."
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"Move into my mom's house with me Shelly, Shelly"
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"Bridge."
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"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States"
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"of Shelly, Shelly"
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"Oh, my God, somebody shoot me in the head!"
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"- Hey! Shut up, tubby! - Don't call me fat!"
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"You get out now and respect my authority!"
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"What do you think, Shelly?"
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"Honestly, I think you guys need some work."
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"last week."
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"- Well, I do have a song I wrote. - Okay, why don't you sing it for us?"
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"One, two, three, four..."
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"But we can face the turds together Passing by turds whenever"
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"Life's so void of happiness Feel free to mark my words"
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"- Turds! - Turds!"
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"Dime a dozen, sphincter loving turds"
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"- Turds! - Turds!"
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"Well, there's a whole crappy band here. Can you hear them?"
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"Can you hear them?"
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"This party is very loud, Poopiekins. You'll have to speak up."
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"Not really, hon. Mom has to go now. I'll be home in about an hour."
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"I'll never be able to prove that son of a bitch was here!"
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"Turds!"
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"- Dude, this is gay. - Shut up!"
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"You shut up! Your girlfriend is not joining our band!"
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"Yeah, dude. What the hell's wrong with you anyway?"
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"Don't question my love! My love is as pure as morning snow."
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"Get out, I said!"
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"Sweet."
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"Well, I just... I kind of like having you around."
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"See, I never had a brother or a sister."
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"Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there,"
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"and you could kind of watch over me."
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"You know, like we could watch a meteor shower together sometime,"
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"All right, get your turd coat."
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"- You mean it? - But don't bug me and Skyler!"
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"on my Speak and Record Bear,"
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"then you'll mostly never baby-sit me again. Mostly."
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"Yes, yes. What a beautiful night."
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"Shut up, turd!"
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"Do you have anything to say, Skyler,"
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"Go away, turd!"
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"Yeah, come on. Give it up."
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"- No! No! - Give it up, babe."
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"- Come on, baby. - No, Skyler. I'm not putting out for you."
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"- Why the hell not? - 'Cause I'm 12!"
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"- You're not gonna put out for me? - No!"
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"Well then screw you, bitch! I've got plenty of other girlfriends that will."
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"If you're not putting out, then I'm moving on."
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"There's plenty of chicks like you out there."
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"Screw you, prude bitch!"
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"Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Wiki wiki wild west"
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"You're not gonna trick me. I got the goods on you!"
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"I can't believe I trusted him. I'm so stupid!"
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