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Clips from South Park - Cat Orgy (S03E03)

"I mean, what kind of scumbag asshole dates 12-year-old girls?"
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"You're right, he is a scumbag. I wish I could get him back."
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"What the hell is this?"
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"Salma Hayek? Whoa, she's hot!"
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"Okay, it's clear!"
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"- Hurry up in there! - I'm almost done."
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"Hello? Hello? Mrs. Hayek?"
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"No clothes. Rad."
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"I'm over here! Please help me. I will reward you greatly."
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"- I'm right here, Ms Hayek! - Please help me!"
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"- What the... - Please help me. I will give you tacos."
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"Dude, somebody tricked me!"
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"I'll make you pay for making me come out here. God damn it!"
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"My guitar! No!"
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"You know, as far as turds go, you're okay."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- That is a bad, bad kitty! - Your mom's gonna be home soon,"
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"- we're gonna get busted! - Come on, kitties. Outside. Come on."
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"You two ruined my career. I'm gonna get you."
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"What are you doing? You ripped my pants off."
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"You know, Eric."
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"It's kind of cool that two people who hated each other can be friends."
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"Hi, kids. I'm home."
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"Mom, I can explain."
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"It was all Shelly's fault. She didn't watch the cat."
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"No, it was Eric's fault. He let the cats in here."
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"What a party that was!"
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"Well, let's clean up the house. Looks like everything turned out okay."
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"That's how it goes in the wild wild west."
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"James West, cowboy and rap star."
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"Quick, Artemus Clyde Frog! We've got to save to Salma Hayek!"
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"Look out Artemus Clyde Frog! It's Giant Metal Spider. Bang. Bang."
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"I have to leave soon, Eric."
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"Well, I'm a bad ass cowboy Living in the cowboy days"
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"All his other babysitters won't come back."
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"- Right. - Come give Mommy Eskimo kisses!"
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"Bye, kids!"
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"So I said, "You're a little turd."And he..."
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"They mostly come at night. Mostly."
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"I don't have food in my braces."
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"Now he wants to be alone, so he kindly asks the female to leave."
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"He promises he'll call her tomorrow."
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"I don't know, Skyler."
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"It's just kind of strange to me that you're 22 and all."
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"I'm gonna take you shopping and buy you lots of bad ass stuff."
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"Oh, Skyler, I love you."
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"so that she will come home and save us."
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"Listen very carefully, Mr. Kitty."
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"You have to take this picture to Mommy, Kitty, so that she can come home"
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"Hurry, Kitty! You're my only hope."
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"- Skyler, your band can't practice here. - Hey, do you want me to make it or not?"
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"I saw you get the picture back from Mr. Kitty,"
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"When I saw her walking down the street I thought she was Shelly, Shelly"
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"Well, I'd like to see you do any better, bitch!"
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"Oh, no, no. That's impossible, hon. I told her no visitors."
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"Testing, testing, one, two..."
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"I'm locking you in your room till we get back in, turd!"
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"- Okay. See you in a while. - What?"
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"How come you're not yelling and whining?"
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"I think people that have a brother or sister, don't realize how lucky they are."
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"You can come see the meteor shower with us."
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"That, of course, is the voice of my babysitter, Shelly Marsh, age 12."
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"- He would know. - Huh?"
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"- We don't have much time. - This won't take me long."
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"Thanks for all your help, Eric."
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"- They're having a cat orgy! - You are all very bad kitties!"
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"That's it. Come on, come on!"
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"Come on, we gotta get the house cleaned before your mom gets home."
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"Me and Artemus Clyde Frog gonna save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider"
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"Me and Artemus Clyde Frog gonna save Salma from Polly Prissy Pants"
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"Going down to... With Rumpertumskin"
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"Me and Artemus Clyde Frog gonna save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider"
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"Didn't you see those nanny videos on TV?"
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"Dude, that's not cool."
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"He acted like he really liked me. Nobody's ever liked me before."
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"Damn it."
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"but when I'm babysitting, you're nothing but a little turd."
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"Just keep the volume down. I have to go deal with turd-boy."
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"You're a stinky, dried-up stupid turd. Got it?"
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"I'm gonna call Mom and tell her that the babysitter"
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"And make sure he wipes good after he makes bears."
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"Maybe I'll just use my Wild Wild West techniques"
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"Now run, Kitty! Take the picture to Mommy, and lead her back here."
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"somebody that's family. I wonder if..."
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"Well, you're pretty ugly, but you don't have to be dating 22-year-olds."
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"She's just being loud because she's in heat."
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"Okay, check, check... Check one, two, check..."
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"Well, okay. I'll try, but I'm not promising anything."
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"- Ma! - Eskimo kisses for Mommy."
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"Well, go put that pizza in the oven, bitch. I'm hungry."
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"I don't know how you treat your other babysitters,"
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""Any problems, contact Eric's mommy at 303...""
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""They mostly come at night. Mostly.""
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"The female lion relaxes her body and says "Hello" to Mr. Winky."
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"'Sup, Mark? 'Sup, Jonesey?"
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"- and you will never find it. - You mean this one?"
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"- Oh, really? - I just think your sound is kind of"
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"So much pain in the world today Too many turds are heading my way"
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"Don't you know it's a..."
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"Testing, testing, one, two..."
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"What? But I thought you liked me."
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"Just let me get my cowboy hat."
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"- I just don't know how. - Well, I could ask Artemus Clyde Frog."
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"Stupid asshole stuffed animals trying to ruin my night!"
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"- If you want, I could help you. - Really? You would do that?"
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