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Clips from South Park - Cat Orgy (S03E03)

"If we save her, I am going to take off her pants and play Slip 'n Slide."
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"Are you okay, Salma Hayek?"
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"Yo, yo, yo! Jiggy, jiggy wit it. Bang. Bang. Bang."
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"We saved the day!"
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"But Mom, me and Artemus Clyde Frog"
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"still have to do our love scene with Salma Hayek."
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"Okay."
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"Eric's snookie time is 9:00 sharp."
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"If his little woogums get cold, you can turn up the heat over here."
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"And if he gets cranky, just play Tummy Rub-Rubs with him."
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"No, Kitty, I don't have anything."
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"You can't hit me."
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"so you go to the kitchen and you make us that pizza"
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"before I snap you in half like the little turd stick you are!"
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"Move!"
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"- I can't reach the freezer! - Figure it out, turd!"
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"is having a boyfriend come over. Then we'll see who's the turd."
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"Shut the hell up, Kitty!"
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"- You know this guy? - He's my boyfriend."
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"she mostly gets really mad. Mostly."
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"Quickly and suddenly, the male is finished."
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"But the female doesn't leave. Nope, she's moving right in."
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"Looks like the male lion is screwed."
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"Come on, babe. How long have we known each other?"
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"Well, maybe just one kiss."
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"Hey! What are you doing?"
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"- Beat it, chubby. - Go on, Astroturd!"
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"and get proof that Shelly had a boyfriend over."
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"- You're such an amazing poet, Skyler. - Isn't this guitar awesome?"
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"Skyler, not here."
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"- Looks like you're the turd now! - Give me that picture!"
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"I think not. I'm gonna show this picture to my mom when she gets home!"
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"Not until my mom comes home and I can prove you had a boyfriend over!"
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"What should we do, Artemus Clyde Frog?"
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"We've got to get that picture to your mom"
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"When you return, be sure to bring Mom in through the back door."
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"That's it. That's it Mr. Kitty!"
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"God damn it!"
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"Who is that?"
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"I invited the guys in the band over so that we can practice."
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"Eric! Your mom's been in an accident!"
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"You just want me to open the door."
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"- Not really, she's dead. - Huh?"
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"Okay, ready? All right, let's try the new song."
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"Man, you guys suck."
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"Now that we're together, I'm absolutely sure that she's Shelly, Shelly"
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"You're the crappiest band I've ever heard!"
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"Now, you guys are not supposed to be in here!"
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"Yeah, dude. That was hot. This guitar rocks, man. It rocks!"
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"- No, Skyler, I'm embarrassed. - Hey, man, don't be shy."
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"But me and you We'll muddle through"
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"In a world that's full of turds"
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"Mom, the babysitter has her boyfriend over."
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"Damn it! Her boyfriend is here. Don't you believe me?"
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"- Oh, Mr. Mackey! - M'kay."
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"My Speak and Record Bear! Of course!"
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"In a world that's full of turds"
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"- She's, like, 12! - You guys get out!"
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"We're gonna go outside to watch the meteor shower."
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"Will you tell me what it looked like? The meteor shower?"
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"They mostly only come every few years. Mostly."
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"What the hell is wrong with you?"
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"- What? No you don't! - No, I'm seriously..."
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"Well, maybe sometimes I could pretend like you're my big sister,"
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"and I could pretend I'm somebody's brother, if only for a day."
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"- Come on! - Hooray!"
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"Yes. And when I have you and your boyfriend's voices"
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"It is Saturday, the 12th at 10:45, and my mother is away at a party right now."
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"- What are you doing? - I'm just thinking out loud."
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"Shelly's boyfriend who is sitting right now?"
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"I'm sorry, did you say something, Skyler?"
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"Me and my bad ass guitar are going home! Hasta!"
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"Gotcha."
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"Shelly, guess who's busted?"
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"Hey! I said guess who's busted?"
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"I don't care."
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"Well, dude, he's 22. What were you doing with him anyways?"
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"Nobody my age will go out with me 'cause I'm too ugly."
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"- You're not ugly. - You don't think so?"
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"Help me. Help me. This is Salma Hayek, is anybody there?"
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"Over here! Please, come quick!"
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"Over here! Please help me. I am lost, and I have no clothes."
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"That was so cool! I wish we could have seen his face."
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"Oh, my God, I'm not a cat!"
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"Yeah, I think we get along okay."
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"- Wow. She passed out. - Luckily for us, my mom's a total lush."
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"Well, I'm a bad ass cowboy Living in the cowboy days"
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"Wiki wiki scratch! Yo, yo! Bang, bang"
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"Wiki wiki wik wiki wiki wik Fresh cowboy from the West Side"
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"Wiki wiki scratch! Yo, yo! Bang, bang"
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"Now I will kill the President and kill Salma Hayek!"
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"Oh, save me! Who will save me?"
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"I will!"
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"Yes, but I need to get out of here and eat some tacos and burritos."
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"You can not stop me, James West!"
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"Wild Wild West! Wild Wild Wild West!"
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"Yo! A wiki wiki scratch! A wiki wiki scratch!"
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"Eric, the babysitter is here. Come on downstairs."
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"But Mom, I'm playing Wild Wild West."
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"Come down as soon as you're done."
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"Wiki wiki scratch! Yo, yo! Bang, bang"
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"Wiki wiki wik wiki wiki wik Fresh cowboy from the West Side"
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"Thank you so much for babysitting little Eric, Shelly."
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"I charge $5 for the first hour, 5% bumps every hour after that,"
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"up to six hours, which enters into golden time."
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"That sounds fine. I'm going to a meteor shower party."
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"The number where I'll be is on the refrigerator."
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"- Bears? - Oh, and don't mind the cat."
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"What the hell is wrong with you? Stop it, Kitty!"
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"Stop being such a bad God damned Kitty!"
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"Okay, Muffin, Mommy's leaving now."
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"You do what the babysitter tells you, okay?"
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"Be good."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"All right, turd, listen up!"
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"Now that your mom is gone, I'm in charge!"
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"My boyfriend is coming over,"
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"You're not allowed to have people over."
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"This is bullcrap!"
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"God damn it!"
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