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Clips from The Sopranos - Funhouse (S02E02)

"- Fucking dreams. Jesus Christ! - Oh, it's all right. It's all right."
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"- Where is he? - Who?"
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"Pussy."
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"Was he at Vesuvio last night?"
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"Yeah, but I got an "A" rating. It's..."
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"Of course. Nobody's saying."
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"- Is that Artie? - Hey, Ton!"
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"Send him up!"
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"Send him up!"
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"Oh, jeez! You picked up a bad one somewhere, huh?"
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"Somewhere?"
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"Out of consideration, I should dump those fucking mussels you gave me..."
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"- ...before you cause an outbreak! - Whoa!"
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"I handpick all the shellfish myself!"
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"You smelling them as you pick them or are you staring off into space?"
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"Worrying about paying your fucking rent or whatever you worry about!"
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"- That's a serious allegation. - Nobody's gonna fucking sue you!"
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"This is what I'm saying!"
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"- Tony, you ate mussels? - Prince Edward Island."
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"You ate at an Indian restaurant? There you go."
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"Then how could they be the cause?"
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"You know what they cook with in Indian restaurants? Ghee."
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"God! I mean, you can imagine."
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"...I was watching when they broadcast the cremation."
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"They doused the body and the funeral pyre..."
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"...in clarified butter just to get it burning."
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"- You call Pussy? He had mussels too. - "Call Pussy." Some concern, maybe?"
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"I am! I feel very bad for him!"
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"Sal!"
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"It's Arthur Bucco."
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"What the fuck?"
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"Yeah, I know. What's up?"
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"Listen, I'm at the Sopranos' house."
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"Tony's green around the gills. Flu, I think."
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"But maybe he ate something didn't agree with him."
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"- What, food poisoning? - No. What, salmonella?"
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"No!"
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"But he had a reaction. You guys ate at an Indian restaurant."
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"Well, once during the night, I did have a slight touch of diarrhea."
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"- But that's all. It passed. - Nothing."
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"- You motherfucker. - A touch! Nothing! Right, Puss?"
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"No!"
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"Did you guys eat the same thing at the Indian restaurant?"
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"Well, we both had the pappadams, but different courses."
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"Stop talking about food."
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"Okay, Puss. Yeah, I'm sorry to bother you."
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"I'm gonna call Dr. Cusamano. This is worrying me now."
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"Poor son of a bitch."
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"Come on."
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"Come on, up, up, up!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, soon we'll begin..."
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"...general boarding of Flight 129 with nonstop service to Tucson."
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"Livia Soprano?"
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"So."
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"- I'm confused. - Isn't Pussy your friend?"
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"...or, you know, pussy?"
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"I got pussy on the brain. I always do."
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"I always did. "Do.""
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"- I find you immensely attractive. - Thought I repulsed you."
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"You make an effort to repulse me."
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"But you like that. You just said you find me attractive."
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"What are we gonna do with you?"
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"No, he's gritting his teeth. He's freezing."
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"You got a case of E. coli or campylobacter. But you'll be fine."
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"- Nothing we'd do. - Pump his stomach?"
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"He should suck ice chips. It's good for the fever. Keeps him hydrated."
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"- Anyhoo... - Fucking ragheads!"
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"I don't think so, Tony."
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"Those spices kill microbial agents. Very smart."
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"That fucking Artie Bucco then!"
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"Ah."
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"Hey, Ton!"
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"How's it going?"
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"- How much you weigh? - Eight pounds."
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"- Lost a lot of weight. - Swimming."
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"Get the fuck out of here. You never exercised once."
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"You know I've been working with the government, right?"
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"- I don't want to hear it. - You're gonna hear it."
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"- How much shit you give them? - A lot."
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"Jesus, Puss."
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"These guys, on either side of me?"
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"- They're asleep. - Don't say that."
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"I want to see you flopping around down there!"
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"- Help me with this. - Tony, you are out of your mind!"
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"I brought consommé. I wasn't even sure you could handle it."
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"God help you if your head is in that bowl for graduation. I won't!"
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"- Tony! - Hi, Ang. How you doing?"
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"- Good, good. How are you? - Madonna, my poor ass."
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"- Is the man at home? - He's still sleeping. I'll get him."
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"Hey, Tony! How you feeling?"
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"- Better. - Good. You look better."
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"Than I thought you would. Artie called."
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"Hopalong, how you doing?"
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"- Can't complain. - Want some coffee?"
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"I got a call about a boat, Sea Ray 50. I want you guys' opinion on it."
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"What, now?"
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"The owner's got two offers. I gotta decide this morning. Cuban guy."
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"Oh, Jesus."
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"Round 12."
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"You know, I could use that cup of coffee."
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"I promised Gab I'd get 10 bags of garden mulch..."
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"See? And you're sitting there? Shame on you."
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"How long's he taking?"
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"I'm looking forward to the graduation party."
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"Who's ready to go buy a boat?"
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"Might as well tell you now."
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"I bought the most beautiful boat today."
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"Oh!"
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"You want?"
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"It's a little early in the day, no?"
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"Sea legs."
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"Yeah, what the fuck."
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"Sure you want to go out today, T? Just getting over the trots."
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"Come on, Puss."
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"Rides nice."
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"Let's go down below, check out the mahogany."
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"Come on."
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"Look at this."
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"Take a seat, Puss."
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"Should we test the anchor? See how she holds?"
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