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Clips from The Sopranos - Funhouse (S02E02)

"Will you please stick to the topic?"
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"No, no, no, no. Don't listen to the manipulation."
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"If you had a mother that had one shred of gratitude in her."
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"- Help yourself, you fat fuck. - They good?"
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"Mmm."
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"So telecommunications, once again, fails to disappoint?"
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"- What's this thing? - Telephone calling cards."
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"Cards at a cut rate. But you bought the bulk time on credit."
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"- But you already sold all your cards. - That's fucking beautiful!"
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"Cheers."
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"Oh, Oh, Oh!"
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"Don't bring that in here. Wait outside in the car."
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"Air in the bag."
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"Let the air out."
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"Come here."
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"- So they here yet? - Not yet."
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"I'm sorry."
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"What could I say? You have my sympathy."
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"They're never coming."
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"Hey, Ton."
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"That is your mother talking."
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"- Wait. - What?"
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"Wait, it's coming from here."
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"Oh, fuck, it's the chicken vindaloo!"
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"Here."
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"...of a good-sized city in Florida."
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"- What are you looking for? - Somebody's looking for me."
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"I don't know."
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"- Here. - Make it a dime."
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"You've never dealt with your anger. Look at the cost."
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"But some people are more self-destructive than others."
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"I'm fucking freezing!"
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"Hey! What are you doing here?"
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"Finalize the menu."
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"Oh, shit! I completely forgot!"
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"Oh, hey! It's not from my place!"
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"It's where my body shut down! Self-protection!"
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"It's clarified butter. You get a rancid hit of that..."
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"It would help if we knew. You have any symptoms?"
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"No."
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"Not what Tony has. Like from bad shellfish or anything."
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"Am I gonna get sick now?"
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"I'm sorry, Tony, but I feel vindicated."
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"I can't get off the boardwalk."
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"- Oh, what, you gotta go again? - Oh, just let me die!"
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"- Where we headed? - This way."
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"We'd like to board our first-class passengers..."
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"- You can't understand a word they say. - Aw, go on!"
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"When you say "Pussy," you mean my friend Pussy..."
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"What's he smiling at?"
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"- I'm dying! - Oh, no."
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"Meadow's graduation is tomorrow."
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"- You didn't get sick? - Nah."
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"Come on, Ton. Sooner or later, you gotta face facts."
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"- Fuck. - You passed me over for promotion."
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"Yeah."
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"No way, Tony!"
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"Give me a minute, Ang!"
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"- Cool. The 50-footer? - The very same."
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"I might as well tell you. I decided on Columbia."
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"Got a decent displacement for its size."
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"- Puts out about 700 horsepower. - Beautiful."
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"But we're free to give it a spin."
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"Let me explain."
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"That how they heard about the Bevilaqua hit?"
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"What, not recently?"
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"Oh, Jesus Christ."
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"I'm telling you. This disinformation shit is an effective technique!"
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"I tell you, this broad's ass was the second coming."
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"Brushed her teeth with this."
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"Not in the face, okay?"
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"Don't snap at me, okay?"
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"I am at Newark Airport."
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"I'm in airport security."
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"Someone will pick you up, but I don't know what you're talking about."
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"- What do you want? - Agent Harris."
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"- You have the right to remain silent. - Talk to my lawyer."
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"We're entitled to search the rest of the domicile."
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"He's given his life for you, for your brother..."
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"How you reacted downstairs, and now you're sitting up here by yourself?"
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"I know it embarrassed you but..."
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"This is who Dad is."
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"If she tried to have you killed a year ago..."
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"Rage, Anthony..."
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"...your "demented old bat" of a mother."
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"And I pick up sorrow coming from you."
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"Scott Richard Sipronowski."
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"Thank you, thank you."
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"What the fuck?"
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"That's right. Get an education. That's what I always said."
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"I'm leaving."
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"I'm getting the fuck out of here. I got a job on a ranch out West."
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"- Hey, you ever try riding? - No."
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"Fly right into Vegas. Half-hour's drive."
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"You should come hang out. New day."
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"All right, Davey."
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"Take care of yourself. Drive safe."
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"There you go, sweetheart. Give me that face."
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"- Have some eggplant. - I told you, I'm not hungry."
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"You won't even accept food from your mother!"
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"Oh, sure, sure. You believe that uncle of yours."
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"I never conspired with him."
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"- Ask your brother. - I'm here..."
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"...to get you settled now with Janice gone."
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"Barbara asked me here. Beyond that, I got nothing to say to you!"
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"You can't come live with us. I'm sorry..."
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"- ...but Tom won't allow it. - Janice was right."
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"I won't go back to that place!"
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"You're right. They won't have you back at Green Grove."
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"- She was abusive to the staff! - Maybe Tom and I should just..."
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"You got your own life."
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"- But you don't. - She's learning from your wife."
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"That is outrageous!"
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"Carmela asked you how many fucking times to come live with us!"
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"Well, he's gone."
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"Nice work, Ma."
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"Carmela's been so sweet to you."
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"You're not gonna live with her. There's two tickets."
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"That's all you get from me."
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