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Clips from The Sopranos - Funhouse (S02E02)

"Later."
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"Yeah, right."
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"What, Tony?"
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"Flip?"
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"Who? What?"
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"They had me, Tony."
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"I was going away for pushing H."
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"- How long? - Thirty to life. I had no choice."
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"How long? How much do they know?"
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"A year and a half. No. Less."
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"A year and a fucking half you been gossiping?"
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"Motherfucker!"
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"I fed them bullshit. Nothing!"
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"Whatchamacallit, disinformation. So I could live!"
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"Keep earning on any subsistence level whatsoever."
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"I would do nothing, Tony, to put you in harm's way! All of you!"
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"- Because you did nothing. - On my mother's eyes, that wasn't me!"
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"- Little things! Picayune shit! - Be specific."
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"- They know about the calling cards. - I'm not in that. But what else?"
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"That's it. That is, recently."
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"I'm thinking."
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"That fucking noise!"
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"Where are you going?"
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"The other shit amounted to nothing."
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"I've been careful!"
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"I'm mind-fucking these donkeys like you wouldn't believe!"
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"Webistics?"
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"But mostly I talked up the Scatino bust-out."
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"They need serial numbers."
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"It's a frigging ace!"
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"It's this fucking swell."
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"I'm sick. You don't see me all fucked up."
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"You know that acupuncturist down in Puerto Rico?"
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"Twenty-six."
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"Never wore panties."
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"Every night she'd drink me under the fucking table."
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"I'd eat her out while I was down there."
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"Hey, Puss."
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"Fucked up."
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"You'll give me that? Huh?"
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"- Keep my eyes? - You were like a brother to me."
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"To all of us."
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"Yeah."
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"My inner ear balance is off."
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"I gotta sit down."
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"I feel like I can't stand."
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"Is that okay, Tony? That I sit?"
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"Get the weights."
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"You won't forget to go to CompWorld to get the gift?"
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"I could've got her one with a smaller screen for free."
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"Don't press your luck with this diarrhea."
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"- Can't shake it. - Well, whose fault is that?"
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"- Hello. - Put Anthony on."
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"Don't call here."
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"We've been held here..."
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"...since 9:00 this morning."
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"She's still at the airport."
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"- Tough shit. - Go get Anthony. I need a lawyer."
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"She's at airport security."
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"I can't do it. I can't call. I don't know what to do."
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"They say that Anthony gave me a stolen ticket."
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"They're gonna call the FBI."
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"The fun never stops."
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"- What? - Anthony, the tickets are stolen."
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"What the fuck? What did you say?"
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"Did you?"
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"Jesus Christ. How fucking hard is it to get on an airplane?"
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"Anthony Soprano, we have a warrant to search your house..."
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"...property and family vehicle."
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"- What are you looking for? - Stolen airline tickets..."
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"...constituting mail fraud, wire fraud and any other federal violation."
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"- Let's see your warrant. - You can also see the tickets."
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"We found them in your Suburban."
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"- You have the right to an attorney. - What are you, a fucking parrot?"
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"Let's go."
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"Michael, over here."
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"You can't wait a few days to persecute him? To persecute us?"
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"Jerry, get the door."
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"- I'll be home soon. Don't worry. - I'm graduating tomorrow!"
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"You guys need another picture of me for your wallets?"
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"I got food poisoning."
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"You think this bothers me, you fuckhead?"
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"I gotta tell you, Frank."
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"Yes."
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"I want to talk to you."
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"God, am I so not going to miss this."
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"All I'm saying..."
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"If you ever want to talk..."
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"My friends don't judge me."
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"And fuck them if they do. I'll cut them off."
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"I knew I was giving her a bad ticket."
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"That voice... That voice..."
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"It's done, Tony. Over. My advice now is to put it behind you."
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"If 23 tickets is all they have..."
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"...they don't have bupkes. And they know it."
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"I know it's a small thing, but see, that's the fucking point."
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"One more minute. If I could've just said:"
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""Yes, Ma. Okay, Ma. I hear you, Ma.""
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"One more fucking minute, I wouldn't be in this spot."
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"I beat a homicide and now I fucked up, Neal."
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"I blew an easy one. I blew everything!"
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"- Tony... - No fucking "Tony.""
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"We got fucking federal charges. We got the FAA."
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"Before this is over, they'll pin that Egypt Air thing on me and you know it!"
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"The fucking RICO case. Thirty to life."
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"Don't think about that now, Anthony."
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"You'll make bail. There's no capital crimes."
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"Get on with life."
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"My mother. My fucking, goddamn idiot of a mother."
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"It's like she was never married to Johnny Soprano."
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"Is there something else bothering you, Anthony?"
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"That's not enough?"
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"Fucking demented old bat!"
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"You're so angry with your mother and the airline tickets."
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"And I'm not saying that it's not serious."
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"But a year ago your mother colluded to have you killed."
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"Yet you never say "boo" about that. Even when I try to elicit."
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"...believe me, in your childhood..."
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"...she's inflicted serious psychic injuries that are still there."
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"Poor me."
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