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Clips from The Sopranos - Funhouse (S02E02)

"- My sister Quintina won't fly. - Throw her out on the fucking tarmac!"
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"I'll give it to you for..."
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"To business."
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"- Missed a great meal too. - Fantastic. Indian food."
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"- That envelope's just the first week. - I love it!"
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"- Patsy in? - He's looking for you."
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"Fuck, they got the fried zucchini flowers."
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"It's fantastic. It's stuffed with the melted dry ricotta."
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"You too? Anybody else? How about you?"
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"Want some?"
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"Tell Arthur to send out two more plates."
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"- And some zuppa di mussels. - You got it."
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"You find a front man to get a line of credit."
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"You buy a couple of million units of time."
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"You become Acme Telephone Card Company."
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"The business of selling prepaid calling cards."
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"Immigrants especially, no offense, always call home to wherever the fuck."
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"And it's expensive."
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"You sell thousands of these cards to the greedy pricks."
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"The carrier gets stiffed. He cuts off service to the cardholders."
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"That's a good one."
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"Oh, Prince Rogaine!"
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"There you go, some zuppa di mussels. And Tony? The last dozen flowers."
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"Have these for Meadow's graduation party."
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"Hey, those are some colleges she got into, your kid."
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"Yeah, you must be very proud."
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"Excuse me."
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"- I give Carmela all the credit. - You had a hand in it too."
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"Salute."
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"Things are good. What the fuck?"
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"Richie Aprile is in the Bermuda Triangle."
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"All my enemies are smoked."
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"- Oh, oh, oh! - Hey, Patsy!"
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"What the fuck?"
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"What did I say? In the car."
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"You're still up."
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"Gifts for grad night. What's that?"
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"Oh, it's a Vestimenta suit."
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"I got a price."
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"I hate how air gets trapped inside the suit bag when you zip it up."
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"- Don't you hate that? - What? What do you want?"
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"The only thing to do is unzip it a little."
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"Holy shit!"
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"- My suit's growing a fucking beard! - Will you let me work?"
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"Growing a beard or a merkin or something."
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"- It's fucking alive! It's alive! - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"Tony, what did you do?"
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"Yeah. We're having a good week."
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"Ah, Ah, Ah."
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"You look beautiful, Carm."
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"- When they make the diagnosis? - About a month ago."
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"- The wife and kids know? - No."
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"The various protocols to date are ineffective."
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"September 5th. That's how long they've given him to live."
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"But instead of waiting until then, he's gonna light himself on fire."
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"- Yeah. - Is that balls of concrete or what?"
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"- Very considerate. - How many guys will do that for you?"
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"I'm Philly."
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"Philly, yeah."
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"Thought you were your brother. I just bought a sable off him."
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"I'm sorry I had to do that."
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"What if these doctors are wrong?"
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"What?"
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"Why don't I just fucking kill myself?"
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"Tony?"
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"It's all right. Go back to bed."
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"- It's all a big nothing. - What is?"
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"Life."
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"Everything's black."
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"Well, you have a tendency towards depression. Yes."
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"But listen to me, everything's gonna be all right. I'm here, I'm with you."
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"It's my stomach."
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"Fucking motherfucking wogs!"
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"- Oh, my God, Daddy! What happened? - He went to an Indian restaurant."
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"That is so racist!"
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"Who's letting those big ones?"
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"There better be Coke left in that fridge is all I can say."
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"How'd it go?"
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"- Was Sundeep there? - Yeah."
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"My whole cut."
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"- What's the matter? - What's the matter?"
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"I know. Tony's your best friend."
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"President Franklin is my best friend, and he's in there."
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"Look, some cooperators, when they get their new identity..."
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"...they do pretty fucking good."
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"One snitch became garbage commissioner..."
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"- You all right? - Yeah. It's all out of there."
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"Here."
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"Here. Small sips."
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"Wondered about that chicken. Probably a fucking cocker spaniel."
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"Stop it, Tony. Here, lie back."
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"Fucking goddess with the six arms. No wonder."
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"Here."
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"Sip. I said sip, Tony."
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"So do you still like your coat?"
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"I love my coat."
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"I don't know."
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"Who?"
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"Three hearts and a seven. Queen bets."
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"Tony, are you up yet?"
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"How are you feeling?"
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"Had fucked-up dreams last night."
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"I shot this guy. He's a friend of mine."
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"Who got into West Point. Who got a hole in one."
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"And he hums."
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"TV commercials."
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"Drives me fucking crazy."
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"But he's one of my best guys. A terrific earner."
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"So why the fuck would I do that?"
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"I was filled with..."
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"- Anger. - Yeah, right. You know everything."
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"But that's what being human is."
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"- You gonna make me eat something now? - Maybe."
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"- If you keep this up. - No."
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"I'm gonna cover you with this blanket, okay?"
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"- I don't want you to see me like this. - Oh, please."
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"Your teeth are chattering. Want to go back into bed?"
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"You might as well just leave me here."
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"Motherfucking fucking..."
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"I think you have food poisoning."
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