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Clips from Modern Family - Moon Landing (S01E01)

"Wouldn't that be so cool to go to a school made out of bottles?"
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"Did you hear what I said, parents? "Special school"?"
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"I'm sorry, honey."
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"That is very offensive to women."
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"Itwas very Working Girl."
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"four months away from having this little bundle of joy."
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"so my dad asked me to help her out."
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"Well, Mitchell is an amazing lawyer. Oh."
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"- Let's just do this. - [Cameron] Jay and I are both gym rats."
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"to get together to bang the old hollow rubber ball around."
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"I mean, for me, it's a locker room."
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"She doesn't get it."
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"♪ Hey, hey Hey, hey ♪"
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"♪ Hey, hey Hey ♪♪"
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"- What the hell? - [Car Door Opens]"
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"So obviously, I need strangers to trust me."
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"Phil, do you take Elm when you come to work? I saw it, Barbara."
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"is how clean the floor's gonna be when I'm done mopping it with you."
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"That's it. I'm changing in the stall. Excuse me!"
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"You had your arm around her with that humpy look you get."
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"from someone who leads or from someone who follows?"
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"People are gonna see this and say, "That guy's high.""
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"Oh. Okay. No problem."
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"And that's my baby, Luke. He's 11. Can you believe it? Oh, my God, they're gorgeous."
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"Yes. Things are great. Great with him."
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"Uh-huh? Person."
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"And just then, it hit me. She was jealous of me."
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"Yes, there'd always been a little bit of a competition between us."
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"This was more serious."
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"You still got the bastards on the 23rd floor..."
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"And boom- Out of nowhere, he hits me."
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"So, what do you think? Were there any witnesses?"
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"Don't talk. Listen. It was her fault."
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"- I'm sorry. What? - Don't look at me. Do something. Take pictures."
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"Manny! What kind of cupcake do you want?"
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"Everybody looks parked when you're going a hundred miles an hour."
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"Manny!"
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"Yeah, fine, you won. But, you know, what do you expect?"
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"We're gonna have a rematch right here, right now."
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"- [Cell Phone Rings] - [Jay] Hello!"
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"Hey, Dad. Uh, did you know that the accident was Gloria's fault?"
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"If you knew it was her fault, why did you get me involved?"
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"What about you? Do you ever get serious with anyone? Thank you."
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"That's- That's- That's crazy."
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"Yeah, no. I mean, I'll never get it, but it'd be great..."
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"Wow. I-I don't know what jumps out of that sentence more-"
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"I'm forgetting one lover. I'm forgetting one lover. Mmm."
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"[Cell Phone Rings] Oh, hey, hold on. Cross your fingers."
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"I'm not gonna lie."
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"Oh, Valerie, come on. It's me."
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"What are friends for, if not to be there for you when you get bad news?"
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"Why didn't you tell me when you first heard?"
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"and Haley is turning into this beautiful young woman,"
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"The most important- That was my fourth lover. San Francisco."
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"Dad, look."
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"[Door Closes]"
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"Haley!"
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"My heart. I thought I I.M.'ed you to stay away."
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"I don't think so! Yeah. Yeah. I like her movies."
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"There we go. Much, much better."
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"Okay. Maybe, uh, we should go over the accident one more time."
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"- Chao. - [Mouths Word]"
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"and your clothes and your poems!"
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"Don't you do it! Oh, I'm doing it."
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"And her boyfriend, Dylan, um-"
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"Don't you get it? I love your ass."
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"Where's your father? He went outside to go to the bathroom."
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"sometime, when you get a break- Claire! Claire!"
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"- Hey. - Phil, what are you- What are you doing?"
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"Come here. Get over here."
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"just sitting around in their underwear and-and chasing rats..."
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"Thank you all."
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"when that drop shot just kissed the wall."
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"Make the uptight straight guy all embarrassed."
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"[Squirts]"
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"But of course, that meant finding a way to apologize..."
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"No, I'm not kidding you. And I played Rick Astley."
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"They really could have made me pay, but they didn't."
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"[Man On Phone] ♪ Stars are falling from the sky ♪"
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"♪ And you're the reason ♪ Hey, Dylan."
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"No. Say Anything. Newspaper."
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"[Claire] Those pancakes smell great."
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"What are you doing with those?"
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"Luke and I are doing a recycling drive."
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"If we collect enough bottles, they build a school in Africa."
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"That would certainly be a special school."
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"Okay, nobody make a big deal about it, but I just broke up with Dylan."
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"No! Oh, my gosh. Are you okay, honey?"
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"Yeah, I'm fine. I just-"
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"I need to date someone who has a clue,"
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"instead of an idiot who bangs his head..."
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"every time he rides his bike out of his garage- every time!"
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"I'm sorry for both of you. I'll have to text him later."
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"Mmm. I gotta jump in the shower. I'm gonna be late."
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"- Where are you going? - I'm going to meet my friend Valerie."
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"I haven't seen her in 15 years. We used to work together."
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"- You worked? - Mm-hmm."
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"Can't imagine you working. Luke, let me tell you something."
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"Your mom works very hard. It's just now she works for us."
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"I will have you know that I had quite the little career going."
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"I was an account manager at Starcrest Hotels."
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"I had a little cubicle, and-and I wore my tennis shoes to work..."
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"That movie's so clutch. Mm-hmm."
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"I don't mind saying I was making quite a splash."
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"- Well, then, why'd you quit? - Well, Haley, call me old-fashioned,"
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"but I wanted to focus on raising a family."
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"So I married your dad."
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"Five months later, we... were..."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"There's my lawyer."
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"Gloria got into a little car accident,"
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"And, uh, this is the first time that my dad's asked me for legal advice,"
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"and it's- it's nice."
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"It's nice to know that he respects me in that way."
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"My dream for him is that one day he'll be on the Supreme Court."
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"Why, Cam?"
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"So at parties I can tell everyone my partner is one of the Supremes."
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"There he is- the steely, grizzled veteran..."
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"ready to do battle with the plucky upstart."
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"Speed versus grace. Brute force versus-"
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