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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Bad Beginning: Part Two (S01E01)

"Sunny, Sunny, Sunny..."
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"Violet?"
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"Violet, Violet, Violet."
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"You will be playing the young woman I marry."
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"It's a very important role"
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"although you only have one line, and I think you know what it is."
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"I don't."
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"Count Olaf..."
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"What did you call me?"
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"Father..."
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"I'd hate to disgrace your good name and the name of Al Funcoot."
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"Plus, I'll be very busy the next few weeks working on my inventions."
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"You will participate in my theatrical performance!"
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"I would prefer it if you participate voluntarily,"
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"In loco parentis."
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"Poco De Laurentiis."
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"In loco parentis."
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"The point is, I can order you to participate,"
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"Now go talk to the woman in the wig."
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"Besides, Count Olaf is after the fortune we will inherit."
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"Killing us will do him no good."
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"Marriage is like sharing a root beer float,"
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"or agreeing to be the back half of a horse costume."
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"I have never been married myself."
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"I once desperately loved a remarkably brave and bravely remarkable woman,"
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"found, for complicated and unfathomable reasons,"
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"she could give me no answer."
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"Baudelaires! I'm so happy to see you."
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"Are you here to continue your research?"
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"Actually, Justice Strauss, we're here to research something else."
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"Do you have any books on the theater?"
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"Ah, the theater."
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"I see you're settling in to having an actor for a guardian."
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"Learning lines and curtseying for the audience"
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"and wearing costumes."
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"I would give up every last wig just to wear a costume."
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"Justice Strauss, do you have anything on local ordinances?"
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"Ah, local ordinances."
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"I'm actually considering a career in law. I find those books quite fascinating."
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"which makes good sense because there are countless types of people."
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"Sunny, would you like to come with me into the garden"
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"while your siblings tackle all this reading?"
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"Klaus, what's happened to your face?"
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"Well, I do have a section on rashes."
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"It's right next to Chinese cars."
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"Isn't it beautiful, boss?"
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"No, no, no, it should be delicate! Fetching!"
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"And a chiffon train rippling down like... like..."
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"- Like a waterfall. - Like an open wound."
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"Exactly."
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"- What? - Nothing else rhymes with Count Olaf."
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"- Hmm. - Uh..."
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"Rice pilaf!"
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"Got it."
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"that marriage is an inherently patriarchal construction"
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"that's problematizing, uh..."
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"Hmm, nuclear."
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"Nugget."
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"Are you leaving?"
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"Yes?"
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"Certainly."
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"Yes, as one legal scholar to another?"
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"a statement of active acquiescence by both participants,"
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"Well, I suppose it depends upon what you think it means."
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"It means you're going to be a star."
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"Please, call me your guardian actor."
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"transformed into something mind-blowing, and yet extremely classy,"
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"when you become the exciting new face"
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"You mean..."
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"You have got the star quality necessary for a small walk-on role"
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"in Al Funcoot's new play."
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"I've wanted to be an actress since I was young."
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"Although, my drama teacher told me my chances were slim"
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"because of my posture, and so I went into the law, but now..."
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"- The curtain rises. - Curtain?"
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"- The audience applauds. - Audience!"
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"And you walk onto stage, dressed as a judge."
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"- A judge! - It's a very important part,"
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"although you won't be listed in the program."
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"You will stand in front of a very handsome man, played by me..."
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"I get to share the stage with Count Olaf?"
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"You are so lucky, Violet."
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"All my life I wanted to be a bride,"
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"but it seems all the men I meet are intimidated by my law degree,"
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"A gorgeous..."
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"while you perform the entire wedding ceremony,"
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"getting each and every word exactly right,"
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"while we sign a document"
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"which you shall bring from city hall for added realism."
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"Justice Strauss, he's up to something."
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"What I am up to is making Justice Strauss' dreams come true."
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"Oh."
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"You will suddenly find yourself in the enviable position"
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"of being a struggling actress in middle age."
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"It's almost too good to be true."
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"It is. Justice Strauss, Count Olaf is..."
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"Count Olaf is welcoming you into his life"
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"by making you an important part of this theatrical enterprise."
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"Spend some time with your new father."
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"Carpe diem!"
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"Boss,"
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"One's vanilla, one has a hint of nutmeg and the other's a little lemony."
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"I told you never to say that word."
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"Take these orphans"
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"I have no use for them until then."
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"We're gonna find out just what you're up to, Count Olaf."
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"We know you're just trying to steal our parents' fortune."
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"We're gonna prove it."
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"Oh, my!"
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"unless you're atheists."
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"You can't just keep us in here."
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"You know who always says that? Prisoners."
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"No, no, no, no. You listen to me, little boy,"
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"and you listen very carefully."
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"is because he hasn't gotten a hold of your fortune."
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"But you ask yourself this question, all of you:"
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"What reason would he have to keep you alive after he's got your money?"
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"- This is terrible, terrible. - Awful."
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"I don't know. But I know what I'm gonna do."
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"I'm gonna stay up all night with a book."
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