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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Bad Beginning: Part Two (S01E01)

"Jacquelyn, could you bring the Baudelaire file in here, please?"
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"is extremely unpleasant."
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"at Mulctuary Money Management."
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"Jacquelyn, could you bring the Baudelaire file in here, please?"
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"Nor does their story begin on this gray and cloudy morning at Briny Beach,"
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"which left the children with practically nothing to their names."
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"Why did the Baudelaire orphans suffer through this series of unfortunate events?"
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"at Mulctuary Money Management."
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"Jacquelyn, could you bring the Baudelaire file in here, please?"
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"That is a word which here means"
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"I present it to you now in the hopes that the police inspectors,"
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"I'm here to consult with you on the Baudelaire will,"
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"Executor."
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"My name..."
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"is Yessica Haircut."
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"No, no. I wanna hear what this man Haircut has to say."
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"- Count... - Count?"
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"Yessica Haircut."
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"It is one thing to listen to science, Mr. Banker Man."
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"the phrase closest living relative can mean only one thing..."
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"Or my name's not whatever it is I told you it was."
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"Well, in that case, we're going to need a map of the city."
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"These events at Mulctuary Money Management"
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"You'll never get away with this."
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"I already did get away with it."
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"As soon as Count Olaf's back is turned, we need to leave this house."
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"Justice Strauss said her home was always open to us."
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"I'm sorry you don't have a good first impression of him."
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"You're welcome."
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"Latin and legal."
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"Posthaste means very, very..."
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"He did say Count Olaf was one of his professional contacts."
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"Look at Klaus' face!"
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"Is that so?"
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"now that I am your father."
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"I want you to participate in my next play."
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"No, no, no. It's I do."
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"I'm not sure I'm talented enough to perform professionally."
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"I can act loco parentheses."
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"and you must obey."
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"I can't stand looking at you anymore."
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"What good would it do to be in a performance of The Marvelous Marriage?"
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"Even when it's happening onstage,"
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"who, when I asked her if she would be my wife,"
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"No answer."
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"I have quite the interest in theater, you know."
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"Wait, are you sure?"
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"Well, to each his own."
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"We're trying to find out."
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"Here comes Count Olaf A bit of a show off"
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"There are plenty of things that rhyme with Count Olaf."
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"- Hmm... - Hmm..."
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"I just think, even in changing context,"
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"Uh-oh, gotta go."
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"on the planet and..."
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"Oh, there we go, sweet girl."
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"Good."
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"utilizing in loco parentis if necessary,"
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"and the signing of an explanatory document in the bride's own hand."
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"Does that mean what I think it means?"
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"Count Olaf!"
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"of the next Count Olaf production."
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"or obsessed with model trains."
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"bridal dress of my own design..."
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"Children, go. Go home."
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"Seize the children!"
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"- Seize the day. - I said day."
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"I have three kinds of butter cream icing here for you to sample."
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"upstairs to their bedroom until Friday."
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"- Uh, except to cook dinner. - We'll order takeout."
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"Nice."
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"Get into your pajamas and say your prayers,"
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"The only reason why Count Olaf hasn't torn you limb from limb"
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"What do you think will happen to you then?"
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"What's gonna happen?"
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"The book was not at all interesting. The book was long and difficult."
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"Although, unfortunately..."
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"I was in my room all night, and I know what you're up to."
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"Me? I'm just having my morning coffee,"
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"although I can't seem to find the sugar bowl."
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"and the signing of an explanatory document in the bride's own hand."
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"between figuratively and literally, do you?"
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"that means that you are leaping through the air because you are very happy."
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"If you are figuratively jumping for joy,"
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"but are saving your energy for other matters."
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"Tell me, bookworm..."
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"- Latin. - That's right."
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"Acting in the role of parent."
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"And that's me."
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"And she does."
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"the orphans have achieved a grand victory over our evil ways."
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"Violet,"
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"while you and Justice Strauss and everyone else thinks it's just a play."
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"But I'm not old enough to get married."
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"- Where is she? - Where is she indeed?"
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"Did you hear that?"
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"even when she's inside a cage. But if you insist."
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"I would never, ever marry you."
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"My sister's not a stick."
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"that a stubborn mule will move toward the carrot"
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"because it wants to avoid the punishment of rump pain."
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"Likewise, you will do what I say,"
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"Come now."
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"to live in my house for the rest of your life?"
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"You're such a lovely girl."
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"Mazel tov."
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"Things are disastrous. Everything's gone wrong."
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"A consultant? Dear God. Why would anyone listen to a consultant?"
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"without calling attention to ourselves."
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"Could you cut these ropes for me?"
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"We're all frightened, Gustav."
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"- But you're dismantling my bed. - Use Sunny's."
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"Mother and Father..."
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"Having a brilliant idea isn't as easy as turning on a light."
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"As inventing workshops go,"
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"Count Olaf's bathroom was small and dimly lit."
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"- Without being a sissy. - Without being a sissy."
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"No."
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"- Where'd she get a grappling hook? - I don't know, boss."
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"and performing in a theatrical presentation"
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