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Clips from Seinfeld - The Letter (S03E03)

"I do, but she's got, like, a jealousy thing."
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"She doesn't like me having fun with anyone but her."
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"You know, it's a miracle you're not married."
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"Hey, I'm not obligated to buy anything, am I?"
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"- This is my friend George. - Hello."
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"Hey, look at this guy!"
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"I brought George up to see some of your paintings."
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"Oh, are you interested?"
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"Yeah, sure. Sure, I'm interested."
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"George, you gonna buy a painting?"
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"Yeah, sure."
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"- Are you an art lover? - I am an art adorer. I adore art."
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"Great. Take a look around. Pick something out you like."
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"May I?"
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"Get out of here."
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"- What's this? - My father gave me four tickets..."
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"...to the Yankee game for Saturday afternoon."
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"Owner's box, first row, behind the dugout."
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"Yeah."
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"They're right behind the dugout, George. First row."
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"Behind the dugout? Are you kid-? How did you get them?"
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"My father's the Yankees' accountant. It's the owner's box."
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"All my life I've dreamed of sitting front row, behind the dugout."
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"You like that one?"
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"Look at where we are!"
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"He's not stopping. He keeps going and going and going."
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"We're not in the first row?"
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"- No, no. These are your seats. - She said first row behind the dugout."
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"It's the second row. It's just as good."
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"I was primed for the first row. I was gonna put my feet on the dugout."
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"There's better. Right there. That's better."
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"All right."
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"Oh, boy."
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"- All right. Who wants a dog? - Yeah. Here you go."
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"What a great day."
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"That what you were supposed to do?"
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"I'd rather go to a hanging."
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"Is it that unattractive to have to take it off?"
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"Have you ever seen one with it?"
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"No."
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"You wouldn't even know what it was."
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"Anyway, I called him back."
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"I told him I had to visit my father in the hospital in Maryland."
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"You better catch it here, Charlie, because this ain't Philadelphia!"
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"- George? - Yeah?"
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"Hi. I'm Leonard West."
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"- This is my friend Elaine. - Hi."
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"Hey,.230 ain't gonna cut it in this town, babe!"
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"Yes! Yes!"
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"- How are the seats? - Okay."
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"- Great. They're great. - I hear you bought..."
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"- ... one of Nina's paintings. - It's being framed now."
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"Not too expensive, is it?"
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"Not if you have a lot of money."
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"It was cheaper for me when she was an actress."
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"- Enjoy the game. - Thanks."
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"I think you better take off the Orioles cap."
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"- You're not serious. - Yes, yes, yes, I am."
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"I don't think he'd like you wearing an Orioles cap."
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"- Maybe you should ask him. - I don't have to."
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"No. I'm not gonna take it off."
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"Why should I? That's ridiculous."
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"Just take the cap off."
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"George, I am at a baseball game."
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"- This is America. - Look!"
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"Either you take the cap off or you leave."
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"I'm not taking it off."
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"- Elaine, just take the cap off. - No! Get off of my hat!"
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"- What's-? - What do you mean?!"
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"- There's your cap! - Let's go."
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"Oh, my God. All right, get your hands off of me!"
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"- I'm leaving. - Wait a minute. We just got here."
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"Do you want us to go with you?"
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"- No, you stay. - Get your cap, George."
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"All right, all right, we'll go, we'll go."
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"And then the ball hits him in the head, and he falls right over the railing."
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"- Is he okay? - Well, yeah, he's fine."
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"It was quite a day."
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"This is the most amazing story I've ever heard."
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"Why did he want you to take off the baseball cap?"
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"- That is so insane. - I know."
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"- How you feeling? - Oh, yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine."
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"Hi, Carol."
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"Hey, look. We made the paper."
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"Look at this. Page two, sports section. We're all in the picture."
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"- Picture? - Picture."
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"- Our picture's in there? What? - Yeah."
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"- There's George. - Look at him."
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"Oh, my God! Lippman could see this!"
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"He thinks I was visiting my father. Oh, my God!"
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"I make up one little white lie, and they put my picture in the paper!"
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"Yeah. You went to see him, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"- ... what was wrong with him? - Well, you name it. You know..."
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"Neuritis, neuralgia."
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"But he's feeling better now, right?"
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"Yes. Yeah. It's such a miracle."
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"You know, my visit must have buoyed his spirits."
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"Buoyed."
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"- I did? - Yeah."
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"Well, I got a plane to catch."
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"- Where are you going? - Going to Houston for a few days."
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"Publishers' convention."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Sports section."
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"I'm saving it for the plane. I never miss the Sunday sports section."
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"There's nothing to read. It's yesterday's news."
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"The Yankees won, the Mets lost, Rickey Henderson's unhappy."
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"Right. Right."
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"What are you doing?"
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"That is the third time today I have done that."
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"I keep, you know, grabbing newspapers and just tugging at them."
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"Okay. Yes, well, you know, have a nice trip."
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"Alrighty. I'll just hold down the fort."
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"I sense great vulnerability..."
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"...a man-child crying out for love..."
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"...an innocent orphan in the postmodern world."
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"I see a parasite."
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"A sexually depraved miscreant..."
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"She was a guest of my father's."
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"- She should've taken the cap off. - It's preposterous..."
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