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Clips from Seinfeld - The Letter (S03E03)

"How can you defend that?"
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"His struggle is man's struggle."
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"He lifts my spirit."
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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute."
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"Yet I can't look away."
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"Maybe we should end this before we really start hating each other."
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"You wouldn't want that, because you always have to remain friends."
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"I like to remain friends with people I was friends with."
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"And give this to George. Tell him he owes me $500."
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"He transcends time and space."
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"He sickens me."
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"Me too."
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"Five hundred dollars?"
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"- What? - That's what she told me."
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"I'm not paying $500 for this!"
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"- That's what it costs. - Why did you take it?"
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"You weren't thinking."
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"I mean, she framed it and everything."
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"No way I'm buying this."
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"I mean, look at it! What is it?"
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"It's a bunch of squiggly lines."
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"Are you telling me you couldn't paint this?"
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"You want me to paint you something? I'd love to paint you something."
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"I'm not paying for this."
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"If you were going out with her, it'd be a different story."
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"This was in front of your door."
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"Man, that is the ugliest thing I've ever seen."
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"- Oh, my God. - What?"
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"This is amazing. You can't believe this."
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"Listen to this.I don't know what you expect to find, Jerry."
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"You know what you want better than me, but there's one thing I do know."
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"...everything I've ever wanted in my life..."
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"...wanting to smash your face with my fists because you won't even make..."
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"...the slightest effort to opt for happiness and still know I love you."
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"You mean so much to me, I'm willing to take your abuse..."
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"- Wow. - She's deep."
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"Because that's what you need to do to prove I'm not gonna leave you."
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"Because I'm sure as hell fighting for you."
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"I think we're both worth it."
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"You know, Jerry, she sounds like a poet."
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"Boy, no one's ever written me a letter like this."
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"Get in there and give her a call. Pick up the phone and call her."
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"Fight for her, Jerry! She's sure the hell fighting for you!"
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"All right!"
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"Don't go in there. You're gonna get shot."
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"I told you."
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"- Yeah. - It's George."
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"Come on up."
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"Well, now we gotta get a posse together."
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"What's the appeal of the posse?"
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"Posse has tremendous appeal."
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"Get away from the job, you camp out, you're with friends."
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"Come on, it's a week-long game of hide and go seek on horseback."
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"Hello, George."
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"Hey. Hey, Nina."
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"I owe you some money, don't I?"
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"- Well, I really love that piece. - Me too. Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy."
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"You know, in fact, I've been thinking about it, and..."
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"...you know, I feel like I'm stealing from you."
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"You know what? On second thought, I can't even accept this."
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"No, no, no. George, a deal's a deal. I want you to have it."
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"This could be in a museum someday. It's not safe with me."
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"It should really be in a doorman building."
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"Honestly, George, the money's not important."
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"Who said anything about money?"
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"- Yeah. - It's Elaine."
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"She likes the pop-in. I've told her how I hate the pop-in."
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"He likes the pop-in too."
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"- He is. - What about Kramer?"
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"Huge pop-in guy."
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"Well, I was leaving anyway. So we're on for tomorrow?"
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"- Yeah. - Okay. Bye."
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"Hello."
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"Chatty gal."
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"Lippman's coming back tomorrow. I'll be fired."
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"No. He wants to torture me."
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"Will you give me the clicker?"
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"I hate it when you have the clicker. You're too fast."
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"Get out! I'm a great clicker."
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"I have great instincts."
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"How dare you impugn my clicking."
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"You're all over the dial. You don't know what you want."
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"You never stay on anything longer than five seconds. Just give me that."
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"- Let go. - Come on. I want it, Jerry!"
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"- Let go, Elaine! - Then let George do it!"
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"- George can't click! - Give it to me!"
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"Give it! Give it! Give it!"
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"Pinheads."
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"Maybe I can't..."
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"...analyse and theorize and..."
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"...speculate on why we-"
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"Wait a second. Go back to that. Go back to that."
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"Hey, you read al those books, not me."
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"But one thing I do know."
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"- What? - My God. The letter. That's the letter!"
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"- What letter? - This is the letter she wrote to me."
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"She stole it from the movie!"
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"Because you don't even mak e..."
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"...and still know that I love you!"
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"This is incredible."
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"She's a thief! A bunco artist."
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"What are you talking about? She completely misrepresented herself."
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"I don't opt for happiness. I opt for happiness."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Yeah, okay. All right, Lenny."
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"Thanks again."
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"Take care."
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"That's Lenny West, my accountant, who's a hell of a guy."
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"He handles the Yankees too. It's his biggest account."
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"So every once in a while, they throw him a couple of seats..."
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"...and last weekend, he gave them to his daughter."
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"She's an artist, by the way. Anyway..."
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"...her daughter gives them to some friends, you know?"
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"One of her friends shows up..."
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"...wearing a Baltimore cap."
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"You're from Baltimore, right?"
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"It's Towson. That's near Baltimore."
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"But you're an Oriole fan, right?"
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"Well, fan... You know, my father-"
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"She caused a whole big scene."
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