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Clips from Seinfeld - The Engagement (S07E07)

"- And you know what you do at dinner? - What?"
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"You talk about your day."
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"How was your day today?"
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"Did you have a good day or a bad day? What kind of day was it?"
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"I don't know. How about you? How was your day?"
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"- Boy. - It's sad, Jerry."
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"It's a sad state of affairs."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Three hours of sleep again last night."
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"Three hours of sleep because of that dog."
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"- What dog? - Why don't you call the police?"
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"- I did, Jerry. They won't do anything. - Yeah. What dog?"
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"...that never, ever stops barking."
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"I lost my voice just screaming at this thing."
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"I can't sleep. I can't work."
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"I mean, I just moved. I can't move again."
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"What am I gonna do? What? What am I gonna do?"
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"- Well, there is something you can do. - What? Kramer, I'll do anything."
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"Well, what if there should be an unfortunate accident?"
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"No, no. Not me."
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"...in exactly these kinds of sticky situations."
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"What, you're considering this?"
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"Just meet with him. See what he has to say. You got nothing to lose."
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"...but obviously I could never really do anything."
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"Of course."
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"Obviously."
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"Well, so anyway, I'm sorry for wasting your time."
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"- I don't know. I've never really seen it. - I see many dogs on my mail route."
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"I'll bet there's not one type of mutt or mongrel I haven't run across."
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"If you ask me, they have no business living amongst us. Vile, useless..."
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"Newman! Newman!"
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"- Anyway. - Yeah."
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"Well, I was just curious..."
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"...if I were interested in availing myself of your services..."
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"...what exactly would you do?"
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"Well, Elaine..."
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"...there's any number of things that I could do."
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"This vicious beast will never bother you again."
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"No, I'm sorry. I can't hurt a dog."
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"- I can't hurt a dog. I can't. - Wait a minute. I got it."
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"We'll kidnap it. We'll kidnap the dog, we'll drop him off upstate."
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"Yeah, I suppose."
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"I'd have to think about it. I doubt it, though. I'll let you know."
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"Of course, take your time."
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"I'll be here."
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"Excellent."
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"Well, what's the hurry?"
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"Who is it?"
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"- It's George. - George?"
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"George, what is it?"
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"Will you marry me?"
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"- Hello? - Ma, guess what?"
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"- I'm getting married! - You what?"
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"- I'm getting married! - Oh, my God. You're getting married?"
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"- Frank, come here. - You come here."
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"- Georgie's getting married. - What?"
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"- Georgie's getting married! - Get the hell out of here."
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"- He's getting married? - Yes."
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"What does she look lik e?"
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"I'm sure she's gorgeous."
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"Yes. What difference does to make?"
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"I'm just curious!"
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"She wants to talk to you."
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"I just want you to know that I love your son very much."
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"- You do? - Yes."
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"- Really? - Yes."
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"- May I ask why? - Okay, let me talk to her."
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"- Will you stop? I'm on the telephone. - Can I talk to her, please?"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"What's the rope for?"
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"Well, how do you like that? I got rope."
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"Well, I gotta go."
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"- Out! - Don't go. Kramer! Come back."
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"I got great news!"
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"Well..."
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"...I did it."
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"- You're getting married? - Yes!"
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"- Oh, my God! - I asked her to get married."
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"And do you know why?"
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"You were my inspiration. Do you believe it? You."
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"That lunch was the defining moment of my life."
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"- I'm blown away! - Are you blown?"
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"...it took a couple hours of convincing, but I was persistent."
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"I was just like those guys in the movies, and it worked."
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"She said yes. I can't believe my luck..."
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"...that she was still available, a beautiful woman like that."
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"You think she's good-looking, right?"
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"You're gonna have gorgeous kids."
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"She's got great skin. She's got a rosy glow."
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"- A pinkish hue? - Oh, she's got the hue."
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"So, what's going on with Melanie? I know you're not getting married..."
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"...but things are happening? - Well..."
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"...actually, we kind of broke up."
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"You what?"
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"Well, we were having dinner, and she's got the strangest habit."
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"She eats her peas one at a time."
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"You've never seen anything like it. It takes her an hour to finish them."
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"We've had dinner other times."
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"I've seen her eat corn niblets, but she scooped them."
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"- She scooped the niblets? - Yes."
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"That's what was so vexing."
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"- What about the pact? - What?"
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"What happened to the pact?"
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"We were gonna change. We shook hands on a pact."
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"Did you not shake my hand on a pact?"
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"You stuck your hand out, so I shook it."
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"I don't know about a pact."
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"You're getting married."
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"Well, it's not that. I just... You know, I thought that we were both..."
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"Well, maybe not married, but..."
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"I mean, you love Susan, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"You wanna spend the rest of your life with her."
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"Yeah."
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"So?"
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"- So we're still on to see Firestorm? - Yeah."
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"I'll pick you up at your apartment. We'll go to the 8."
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"- Yeah. - Hey, wait a second. Wait a second!"
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"How often do you get engaged?"
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"You know what?"
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