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Clips from Seinfeld - The Engagement (S07E07)

"No champagne."
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"Anyway, I'll see you later."
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"Yeah."
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"How much is that doggie In the window?"
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"Will you shut up?"
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"Is that a new song?"
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"What? What do you need a rope for?"
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"- Look, I don't have time to explain. - Oh, I don't know."
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"- I knew you'd back out. - Are we doing a bad thing?"
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"Look, we drop the dog off in front of somebody's house in the country."
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"They find it and adopt it."
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"Now the dog is prancing in the fields, dancing and prancing."
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"Fresh air, dandelions."
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"We're doing this dog a huge favour."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"I'm going in."
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"Ready?"
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"Well, I didn't really tell Susan about it..."
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"She can come."
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"She..."
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"She wants to see The Muted Heart."
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"Oh, The Muted Heart. Glenn Close, Sally Field. That should be good."
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"- Yeah. I guess I'll see you later. - Wait. We can share a cab."
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"I am ready."
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"You're wearing that shirt?"
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"- Okay, I guess I'll see you down there. - Yeah."
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"- Well, what do you do? - Well, I tell time by the sun."
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"- How close do you get? - Well, I can guess within an hour."
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"What about at night? What do you then?"
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"Well, night's tougher. But it's only a couple of hours."
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"- Okay, let's go. Move. - You got it?"
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"What do you think? Drive! Drive!"
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"Where is it? Where is it?"
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"This?"
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"- This is the dog? - Yep."
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"That can't be the dog. You sure you got the right one?"
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"You said the one in the second courtyard. He was in the second courtyard."
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"- How could that be it? - Get him to bark."
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"- Bark! - Bark!"
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"- Bark! - Bark!"
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"- Bark! - Bark!"
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"- Did you like it? - Yes, it was very, very good."
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"- Do you think he'll ever find her? - Oh, I sure hope so."
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"How about when Ford jumped out of that plane..."
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"...and was shooting back as he was falling?"
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"- What about the underwater escape? - Oh, man."
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"Let's put the radio on. Maybe there's a news report about it."
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"Let's dump it. I'm getting antsy."
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"All right. Give me the dog."
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"- Yeah, that's it. Yeah. - There."
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"Okay, boy. This is it."
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"This is your new home."
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"Come on. Let go of my shirt! This shirt is from Rudy's!"
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"- You watching? - They are?"
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"George, are you coming to bed? I taped Mad About You."
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"Yeah, I'll be there in a minute."
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"What was that?"
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"- Nothing. I gotta go. - Oh, Mattingly just singled."
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"You know, it was very wrong of you to back out on that deal."
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"- I just shook your hand. - That's a deal where I come from."
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"We come from the same place."
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"George, I'm starting it."
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"I gotta go."
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"Roxy, where have you been?"
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"We've been worried sick about you."
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"What's this?"
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"No. No, it's impossible."
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"I don't know how it happened. We were practically in Monticello."
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"I mean, how could that thing have found its way back? There is no way."
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"I can't, Jerry. I'm sworn to secrecy."
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"All right. But then I can't tell you the big news."
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"News? What news?"
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"Sorry."
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"All right, Elaine. But this is beyond news."
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"This is like Pearl Harbor or the Kennedy assassination."
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"It's, like, not even news, it's total shock."
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"Oh, come on, Jerry. Please, please, please, please, please."
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"George Costanza..."
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"Yeah?"
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"...is getting married!"
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"Get out!"
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"- You Cosmo Kramer? - Yes. Yeah."
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"- You recognize this piece of fabric? - Yeah. Yeah, that's..."
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"- You're under arrest. - Arrest?"
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"I have a receipt for a rental car with your signature..."
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"...including a report of some damage to the rear seat."
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"It seems as if the springs were so compressed..."
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"...that they collapsed the right side. - Newman!"
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"What took you so long?"
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"- What do you think they'll do to us? - Don't worry about a thing."
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"In 20 minutes, that place will be swarming with mailmen."
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"We'll be back on the street by lunch."
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"I'm not a woman. I'm a child."
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"- Yeah, what else? - All right."
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"- We're like children. We're not men. - No, we're not. We're not men."
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"Yes. Yes, care."
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"No, it didn't take."
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"Melanie, you can shush me at every opportunity."
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"I just happen to know someone who specializes..."
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"Stop it."
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"All right. Let's do it."
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"- To a woman? - Of course a woman."
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"I'm a man. Jerry, I'm a man."
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"- But it's so small. - Yeah, but he's a fighter."
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"- She's not pretty? - Let me talk to her."
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"- What are you up to? - Nothing."
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"Keep the motor running."
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"What kind of dog did you say it was?"
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"- What time you got? - No, I don't wear a watch."
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"- Blown! - You like that?"
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"Nothing."
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"Take care of her man. Make sure he feels good."
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"I asked Susan to marry me. We're getting married this Christmas."
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"Yeah. I think this looks right."
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"I think I'm gonna call Melanie again. So what if she shushed me?"
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"- What differences does it make? - Is she pretty?"
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"That's it. That's it. Stop right here."
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"Hi."
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