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Clips from Community (2009) - Alternative History of the German Invasion (S04E04)

"Our usual off-campus haunt, Der Kaffee Hausen is closed"
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"Tomorrow it shall reopen"
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"And everyone knows if you give the Germans something small,"
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"like the study room or Austria,"
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"they end up wanting something big, like Earth."
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"we'd all be speaking Vietnamese right now."
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"Pierce, you moved to Canada. And it was hell."
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"Those people call ham "bacon.""
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"This is silly. I'm just gonna walk over there"
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"and tell them they are welcome to share our room."
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"Delightful."
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"So today, we study in here."
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"Undtonight, we dine in hell."
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"Doktor Blitz, Knight of the Atlantis Guild,"
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""Tonight we dine in hell!" I'm Spacetimer 8032."
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"You are Spacetimer 8032? The one and only."
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"It's wonderful to meet you, brother."
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"What was that all about? You two seemed pretty chummy."
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"In a video game."
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"Let me get this as straight as I can get things."
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"You authorized this? After everything that happened last year?"
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"Hear us out."
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"They offered money."
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"Did it ever occur to you that this man is a psychopath"
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"who may be faking his own Changnesia? Oh."
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"Amdeansia. Amdeansia. I'm all turned around."
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"If he is faking, you're welcome to prove it."
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"We get the money either way. Uhn!"
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"Now, what to wear?"
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"See? I know those guys were annoying yesterday"
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"but aren't you glad we didn't turn it into a whole big macho war thing?"
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"What happened to Der Kaffee Hausen?"
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"Our time in this room yesterday proved more pleasant than expected."
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"It's got a good energy."
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"That table is ours. This room is ours. You guys need to leave."
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"I am afraid it is you who must do the making like a tree"
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"which is to say leaving. Security."
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"You want us to leave? There a problem here?"
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"Nice. I don't understand any of these puns."
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"I think I need to learn history. You have a sign-in sheet?"
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"You're asking for our papers?"
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"I thought this was America, not Arizona."
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"We have a sign-in sheet. Lukas."
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"Perhaps we should all just go home and see our families"
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"and think things through?"
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"Looks like the room is theirs."
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"Shirley, call your babysitter, because this means--"
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"Let me guess."
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"Let the lady finish her sentence. Thank you, Jeff."
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"War. Yeah."
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"We'd like to sign out Study Room F."
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"Damn them and their perfectly crafted timepieces."
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"What else do you have available?"
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"I'll get this. My fifth father-in-law was an electrician."
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"You pick up a thing or two. Heh-heh."
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"Nobody grab him."
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"You'd like that, wouldn't you? Of the thing, Pierce."
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"Hmm? Oh."
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"ALL: Oh!"
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"REINHOLD: Oh, look at them."
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"Oh, my-- That's it. You may have fooled that handsome doctor"
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"but you can't fool me."
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"Oh, how convenient."
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"Showing up here with Changnesia after you staged a coup,"
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"almost blew up the school,"
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"and locked me in a basement for months."
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"I did all that? I mean, Chang did all that?"
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"If that's true, then Chang, who is me, deserves to go to jail."
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"Well, he did."
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"And you do."
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"And that failed ventriloquist's name was Slobodan Miloéevié."
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"STUDENT 1: Oh, yeah. STUDENT 2: Yes."
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"For the essay portion of your test on Monday,"
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"you will be asked to describe a historical battle"
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"from the perspectives of both the winners and the losers."
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"SHIRLEY: Ooh. No dioramas."
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"I like the way your old chair cradles mein k'naidels."
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"GERMANS: Ha-ha-ha. REINHOLD: I just made that up."
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"English is my second language."
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"Jeff, stop."
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"It's over. JEFF: No."
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"These guys are horrible."
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"Karl's not horrible? Even though he took your home?"
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"When I was growing up, it was just me and my mom."
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"So excuse me if I'm not willing to give up the place"
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"where we became a family."
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"So, what are we gonna do? We literally can't get up any earlier."
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"Many years ago, before the concept of "too soon" existed,"
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"there was a show about a bunch of goofy Nazis running a prison camp,"
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"and that show was called-- Hogan's Heroes?"
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"And while, for a latchkey kid with no Jewish friends,"
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"it was a bit desensitizing,"
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"it still taught me that the lovable misfits always win"
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"and the bumbling Germans always lose."
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"All we need is a clever ruse-- Strike that. All we need is a ruse."
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"You had me at "ruse.""
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"Welcome to Oktoberfest."
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"What is this? JEFF: Call it a peace offering."
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"You won, we lost. Let's end this dumb war and move on."
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"Care for some authentic blutwurst? This stuffs the real deal."
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"Ooh. No, Karl."
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"That blutwurst was probably injected"
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"with a laxative to make us pull a Grete Waitz in our trousers."
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"I promise you, there's nothing gross in this sausage."
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"It's just pig's blood stuffed into a cow's intestine."
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"Gott, that must be nearly 100 luftballons. Ha-ha-ha."
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"Idiot. Do not accept their gifts. Something is clearly up."
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"Please, these are just small tokens of our friendship."
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"A cartoonishly large cake."
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"This is a ruse."
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"Ruse? This is no ruse."
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"Just take that large cake back to the study room"
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"KARL: Ask Abed."
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"Nope. Just solid cake."
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"Mm."
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"Or save it for later. You don't have to share it."
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"But it would be so easy for me to carve into this cake"
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"and serve us all."
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"Wait!"
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"Damn it. Sorry. We thought you were stupider than this."
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